From: sonicfan@hehe.com (SONIC FAN) Subject: [FANFIC] Shadowfox part 3 Date: 2000/06/26 Message-ID: X-Deja-AN: 639404577 X-Trace: cac1.rdr.news.psi.ca 962076925 154.5.64.87 (Mon, 26 Jun 2000 23:35:25 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000 23:35:25 EDT Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog Shadowfox pt. 3 A SONIC FAN Production read the previous episodes at http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/ NEW EMAIL ADDRESS sonicfan@hehe.com LEGAL STUFF---- Same as the last 2 parts. I doon't own anything in this story, or any part of the story cause the trademarks and characters are copyrights of other people (i.e. whoever copyrighted 'em) END OF LEGALSTUFF----- Shadowfox part III (the final conclusion!) %&%&%&%&%&%&%&% Sonic, the blue dude with a tude, and other freedom fighters were making the assault on the power generator in Rbotropolis. They ran and ran and finally they got there without incedent. "well, we are here" said SOnic "Lets go inside" "Sounds like a plan, S" said Rotor "I reckon" said Uncle Chuck "Back in Robotropolis fighting bots again" mused Sonic "It's been a while. Last time we were here we fought a giant monkey head. It seems like almost yesterday..." "Yeah, it's been all of 15 minutes" said Rotor "Back in the day..." mocked Geoffry St. John "Shutup!" said Sonic "No fighting!" said Sally "We have to fight bots not each other or we cannot win" JUST THEN BOTS BREAK DOWN THE DOOR OF THE POWER GENERATOR PLANT AND ATTACK! "Look out!" shouted Rotor "Bots!" "Formation 2-12! Lets go!" said Sally "HUh!?!??!" said Sonic "Whats that?" "Just kill bots!" said Sally "I can handle that" said Sonic, already slicing through 29 bots with a spin attack BUT THERE WERE MORE BOTS! Woah!" said Sonic "More bots than buttnik usually has. Oh well i can handle a challenge" time to jam! SWAT BOT BARRAGE!!! AT LEAST HALF A BILLION BOTS! Bots are attacking every which way, with SWAT bots on foot, on hoverbikes, in hoverunits, parachuting out of hoverunits, attacking with lasers, using jetpacks, and firing rocket launchers. But the freedom fighters fight back!Sonic uses his famous spin attack SPIN BLADE! A few thousand bots caught the receiving end of that attack. It would significantly reduce their numbers if it wasn't for the 6 billion reenforcement bots filing out of the generator plant. "wow, that is alot" Sonic casually remarked "Step aside sonic" said Geoffry St. John, pusinng Sonic aside "Let the professionals handle this" "OOOhhhh Geoffry is soooo dreamy" said Sally "HUH?!?" says Rotor "What???" says Sonic "Man... I don't dig this!" "Using a combination of the power rangers fighting style and ballet, I have developed the ultimate martial art. Observe" says Geoffry Geoffry prances into the battle "Tra la dee la la. Zeo morph!" He gets blasted with a few bazillion Terrawatts of laser fire. Woe is geoffry. Geoffry St. John is dead. Sonic runs over to his dead body and pulls off the mask. IT'S KEN PENDERS! "So, he really was Ken Penders!" says Catz But now the freedom fighters are down a man. This situation is getting worse, with thousands more bots coming out of a crack in the wall. Not to fear, Knuckles is here! "Hey mons, need some help?" said Knuck "Yes, dude, very much so!" said Sonic "I finally fixed the floating island, now the Chaotix are back" said Knucles And so they were. Look, the Chaotix, falling out of the sky! The battle rages on, Knuckles thrashes bots with a lead pipe! whack whack (historical note: Robotnik uses lead pipes because they are toxic) Sonic destroys a bot! Sonic destroys another bot! Antoinne hides under some debris, but he gets found by some SWAT bot thugs. "UHHHH, WE GONNA BEAT YOU GOOD FRENCH MAN" said the mean bot "Ayieeeeee!" schreeched antoinne "Help moi! j'ai am in periL!" Sally flips one bot over on it's head. Rotor puts a chip in the bots brain. It attacks the other bot, pounding it into rubble "Hooray!" they all said Sonic killed antother bot "Hooray!" they all said "Thats no biggie" said Sonic "Check this out. JUICE TIMMME!" Sonic uses a power ring. Sonic does a hyper slash spin HYPER SLASH SPIN!!! The shackwave destroys 2.5 billion SWAT bots! 2.5 billion down, only 70 billion to go! Not to mention all the parachuting-land-mine-bots.... &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% The Great River Uncle Bob and Tails are floating downstream. "Ach! A factory" said Bob A giant dark factory overshadowed the two river-floaters "We had better tell the others where we are" said Tails "I'll call them on my cellphone" %&%&%&%&%&%&%&%& Robotropolis The area which is now a large mass of flaming wreckage The battle continues at a frantic pace! Bunnie throws grenades with her metal arm, using it as a catapult. Dr. Quack ducks down in the trench, periodically firing his laser gatling dun. Knuckles fights the bots with some of his rasta-moves. hi-ya ya ya! Meanwhile Sonic kills bot after bot after bot. "Man! This is boring!" complained Sonic "Yawn man. Totally!" Sonic kicks a mountain due vending machine and grabs a can as it is ejected from the slot. He slams the due! Much cheering from the sonic fans in the audience ensues. "Arrrrg!" goes Sally, being tackled by 50 SMASHbots "Hold on" says Sonic. He is about to help Sally when... RRRIINNGG "What? The phone?" says Sonic. He looks behind him and sees a phone booth on the other side of a chasm that was once a street. He jumps the pit and piacks up the phone Sonic: Hello? Tails: Hey Sonic, watcha doin'? Sonic: Nothin'. Fightin some bots, havin a Due Tails: true, true Sonic: WASSSSSUUUUPPP!!!! Tails: WASSSSUUUUPPPPP!!!!! Sonic: WASSSSSUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!! Tails: UUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!! Sonic: UUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! Tails: Yo Bob, pick up the phone Bob: HALLO? Sonic: WASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!! Bob: WASSSSSUPPPPPPP!!!!!!! Tails: SUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! Sonic: PPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! Tails: Yo. Where's the Doc? Sonic: da Doc? Hold on %&%&%&%&%&%&%&% Robotnik's Secret Moonbase The commincations center rings. Robotnik picks up. Robotnik: Yo Sonic: WAAAAASSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! Robotnik: eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tails: aaaaaaappppppppppp!!!!! Robotnik: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh heeeh heh ehhhhhhh FX Ferret: SUUUUPPPPPP!!!! Walt Whitman: SUUUUUPPPP!!!!!! MetalSonic-X: SUUUPPPP!!!!! Robotnik: eeeeeehhhhhh Vegeta: UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! Rotor: APPPPPPPPPP!!! Tails: AAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Sonic: UUUUUUUU!!!!!!! Tails: So watcha doin' Sonic? Sonic: Nothin. Fightin some bots, havin a Due Tails: true, true Tails hangs up. "Ok now they know where we are. Let's explore this secret factory" "Ah sweet fockin' Destiny in a tupperware container! Are ye a sheep's eyeball short of a haggis lad? Ye don't just enter every secret factory ye stomble accroos, flotin down the foookin river mind ye." "But Bob, there's a chance there could be a deroboticizer in this factory" "Yeh. Thats what ye said about the junkyard" "No Bob, it's just that my Kitsune sensory powers are pciking up strange energy coming from inside this evil building" "Senso-wha?" "My uncle Chikatetsu-san taught me how to use them all Kitsunes have them. And so they went inside the ash covered building, unaware of the adventures lurking within! &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% Robotropolis Battling, battling and more battling! Sonic plows through wave after wave of bots, killing billions at a time, only to see them be replaced by trillions more. Uncle Chuck fought with his best efforts, but they weren't good enough and he almost died. But Amy Rose saved his life with medical skills. Rotor stands outside a porta potty. Hostile bots are advancing. At the last second he opens the door and the bots run in. Quickly now, Dr. Quack tosses in an egg-grenade, and Rotor slams the door on the unlucky bots. "See you in robot heck! QUAAAAACCCCCCCKKK" says Dr. Quack (none other) KKKAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM-NOOOMMMMMMMMM The porto is launched clear into space. All the way to the moon! Sonic and Knuckles use power rings, and do a double-technique! SUN-FLARE-HYPER-BOMB!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMnnnnnnbbbbbbbboO!!!!!!!! A mushroom cloud explodes over the whole area! Everyone within a 0.5 mile radius is vaporized! The bots have been defeated! Sally climbs out of the trench and joins the celebration The freedom fighters are all dancing and drinking mountain due and eating chili-dogs in the middle of the war zone. Including Antoinne, who was no help at all. Sonic bites into his chili-dog but throws it away! KBLAM! It was a bomb! "Hey! Listen up! Somebody spiked the chili-dogs with small thermonuclear devices!" said Sonic "Hmmm." said Rotor examining the 'dog "Robotnik doesn't usually do that." Sally said "Then that must mean...." "..a new bad guy?" said Sonic "Exactly" said Dulcy At the exact moment that Sonic sets foot inside the power generator building he goes "eep!" Why? Becuase inside there were an army of ELITEbots, Robotnik's most fearsome not to mention expensive bots. He always keeps them polished and they hardly ever need to get involved in combat situations becuase they are the absolute BEST. Armed with cloaking devices and homing missles, these bots use the nastiest attacks and can kill you in under 0.2 seconds before you even BLINK. That's why they weren't in any Sonic games, who would play a game with enemies that cheap? The mobius police force arrives, but seeing the bots they chicken out. "Uhhh, it looks like you have everything under control sonic. errr, bye!" said the Cheif of police, running away. Packbell steps out from behind the bots, looking evil. He says "Greetings freedom-fools. Your fighting skills are impressive, you managed to destroy the SWAT bots faster than I could produce them. Well done, foolish creatures. But I have another test for you. These are the best bots in Robotnik's army and I don't think you'll get past them as easily. NUMBER 3b! Finish them!" "let's fight!" says Sally, corageously Rotor is the first to attack. He does some intimidating ninja moves "suugoii hee-yii-weeeee!" He gets kicked down, hard, by a lighting fast kick. Pain! Bunnie trys to get in some POWER HITS. Throwing a punch with her metal arm, the punch is aimed right at the bot's abdomen, but it contacts with nothing but air! Just then Bunnie takes a round of rapid-fire flash punches to the back of the head! She is down and out before she hit the ground! OOOHHH NOOOOO!!! "You bots think you are fast, then think fast QUUUAACKK!" says Dr. Quack already in the air, attacking full psyco!! He dives at the bot DUCK BILL DIVE!!! The bot suddenly disappears, and reappers above Quack giving him a KNUCKLE SLAM! "oooooffff Qu-qu-CCCC...k-k-k-k-k" Antoinne is kicked down for no reason. It's Amy Rose's turn now, she attacks without warning doing an inverted cyclone kick, aimed at the heads of two ELITEbots. But she misses and lands flat on her head! "Huh!?!? No way, I had that lined up perfectly!" says Amy "Yes, you did Rose, but being the fool that you are you cannot appreciate the speed of these bots. They moved out of the way just before you hit them, making you miss by mere microns my dear. YOU FOOL!" said Packbell Dulcy doesn't even bother to attack "No way they're too fast" "Hey Chaotix!" says Sonic "...Chaotix? .... Knucks?? Yo?? .... dudes???" "They left after the party Sonic" says Sally "They thought the battle was over BUT IT'S NOT OVER! THE HOUSE OF ACORN LIVES ON!!!" SAlly is attacking! She does her special attack ACORN'S TRIUMPH!!! The secret move passed down from generation to generation of Acorns, this combo has a 30 megaton payload. But of course Sally missed, becuase the bot cloaked. Ramming herself into a wall Sally absorbs almost the full force of her own attack. "Ha ha ha" chuckles Packbell, slightly amused "Nice try FOOLS. But these aren't your run of the mill econo-bots. You idiots will have to try strategy if you want to stand any chance of beating them. And I seriously doubt your puny brains can grasp the logic for that..." "You shut up Packerd!" sonic yelled "PACK....BELL!!!" says Packbell "Whatever" says Sonic "Not 'what-ever'. THis certainly is not a trivial matter! No one shall mock the almighty Packbell!" said Packbell "Bell-brain, I might not know much about stra-te-gie, but I can move faster than any bot. I'm the fastest thing alive!" says Sonic PAckbell says "But these are not alive, FOOL! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Sonic attacks the bot! He dodges the quick punches and gets in a flip kick! The bot is knocked back, and sonic spin dashes it. He cuts through the bots armour, and the bot gets ready to slice him with a razor disc, but sonic quickly punches the bot's head off. KLANG goes the bot falling to the floor. "RRrrrg! Don't stand there you NINNYbots, kill him!" says Packbell The whole squadron of ELITEbots attacks. Sonic dosges their attacks, and counter attacks quicker than lightning! Sonic is bouncing off the walls, rolling on the floor and dashing all over the place, making mince-metal of the so-called 'world's greatest bots'. The bots are cloaking and uncloaking but Sonic is ready for them! He dodges flying razor blades, and flash punch attacks. When a bot appears sonic is already behind it, spin attacking it to death. *Amazing* thinks Packbell *His speed is incredible. It's not possible, he'd have to be going faster than the speed of light.* The homing rockets are all firing at sonic but Sonic runs around, crossing their flight paths making them hit each other. IT"S WAY PAST COOL!!!! "Way past" says Sonic &%&%&%&%&&%&%&%&%&%&% Robotnik's Moon Base Robotnik is getting a moon-tan on the deck. Lounging under a synthetic palm tree he turns on the tropical radio staion "This is T-106 bringing you all tropical island music all the time. We'll get to our coconut percussion hour right after the news. (music) IT'S ROBOTROPOLIS NEWS! HeRE'S ANCHOR COCONUTS WITH THE NEWS! Coconuts: Hey everybody!!! Robotropolis is being assulted by the rebels! And they killed my monkey head on a spring and there were a MILLION BILLION bots but they all got blowed up by a NUKE and---(cut to commercial) Robo-bits, Robo- bits yummy yummy robo-bits! Robo-bits the perfect energy source for your growing robotic pets Robotnik: I only feed Cluck robo-bits! Only the best for my pets" Snivley walks on. "Ummm sir *snivel* did you check in with Robotropolis yet or shall I?" "Yeah yeah yeah everythings fine. Know what you can do, get me more lemonade!" said Buttnikski "..fat..lard..chubb..tub of lard.. ugly .. metal-headed" grumbles Snivley "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!!!" says Robotnik "OH nothing sir *snivel*" went Snivley "I just enjoy being your personal slave sooooo much! Oh yes nothing brings me more joy than to get your bloody lemonade sir! I'll get your precious lemonade while you sit there, doing nothing while our empire falls apart! Yes, I really like this!" says Snivley "Glad to hear it" says Robotnik In frustration, Snivley puts his nose in an electric pencil sharpener &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% Robotropolis Sonic is standing among the wreckage of bots, and the sprawled out bodies of defeated freedom fighters. He wipes the sweat off his brow and says "Well that was more of a workout than usual, but I beat those bots good wouldn't you say, Pickledill? Just one question. How come I've never seen these bots before, and how did you manage to get so many SWATbots? Robotnik usually only attacks with a few million, a billion at the most. So what's up with this???" "Thats 2 questions fool, so I shall answer the latter. You see I have been upgraded with Robotnik's prototype chip making me the most intelligent being in the universe. Now Robotniks factories are built with cheap materials to ensure maximum pollution. In Robotnik's absence however, I restructured the factories to concentrate on production rather than pollution. You see, *I* am not an idiot. Soon the fat man will die and I will be master of this planet, as it was rightfully meant to be! HA HA!" "Whatever man" said Sonic "So are we gonna fight or stand around and talk all day?" "I belive you are here to blow up my reactor, yes? Follow me then." Sonic goes with packbell down to the reactor room. "So you want to blow this up? Go ahead and try it.." says Packbell, getting into battle stance "If you're prepared for the void!" &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%& The secret factory Tails opens up the creaky old doors and they go inside. Inside there are old cogs and gears covered by dust and cobwebs. Old conveyor belts lie still and inactive SWATbots sit around all day and rust. "It looks like some kind of old factory!" says Tails In the dark shadows behind them the shadowy fox figure appears! Uncle Bob hears it and fires his shotgun. Shadowfox dodges and disappears "Lie still laddy" says Bob "The evil thing is in here" Shadowfox pulls a lever CRREEEAAAAAKKK the floor under Bob and Tails tilts down and the fall into the darkness below! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% TO BE CONTINUED... I know this was supposed to be the last part but the story is running longer than expected. Sorry about that SONIC FAN fans! But the next part will have the most incredible coolness yet so stay tuned to this newsgroup! for part IV, the last part!