From: sonicisc...@yahoo.com (SONIC FAN) Subject: AFSH: FANFIC: Special Spellchecked Edition of "Uncle Bob Returns!" Date: 1999/06/11 Message-ID: X-Deja-AN: 488188327 X-Trace: NewsRead.Toronto.iSTAR.net 929076318 154.5.64.21 (Fri, 11 Jun 1999 00:45:18 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 00:45:18 EDT Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog Hi there. I thought that since this story was so incomprehensible that it might make a little more sense if I spell & grammer checked it. So here it is... Uncle Bob Returns! THE SPECIAL EDITION AUTHORS NOTICE Hey I thought that I would stop writing sonic fights robotic and instead Just write stories because it would be dumb to have like sonic fights Robbing 52 ad nauseam and stuff. Here is how uncle bob came back to Knothole this story was written very fast so 'tis not as good as the Others probobobly. COPYRIGHT NOTCIE Hey dude, sonic is copyrights of those dudes at Archie. Blah blah, Other sauté is copyright of their owners. Got it? Ok, now get this, I do Not mean to claim ownership of anything in this story. So yak yak yak now Let's read the story END COPYRIGHT NOTICE BEGIN STORY IN Six...five...four...three...two.... 1 Uncle Bob Returns! By: SONIC FAN A cool short-story Hello its knothole and today is Tuesday lets see what the freedom Fighters are doing, hmmm. SONIC HUT "YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!" went sonic as he played guitar and jammed and Jumped around spinning off walls and running on the roof. Tails walks in:"you sonic dude" SONIC says "AHEY! What up low-Bo?" Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?" "JAMMIN!" said Sonic "Oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails Tails plays the drums its a rocking good! JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASHES THRU THE HUT! "Who who" say sonic "you wrote" Rotor stops. Runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!" he yells in Sonics Ear "You hi" said sonic "Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor "He left" said Tails "In sonic fights robotic 3" "I hate ken panders," said sonic The cameraman says "hurry up and finish this scene" "YO-K man!" said sonic "Let's find uncle booboo," says tails! "Uncle boob?" says sonic "Booboo?" rotor said "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?" "Typo" says Tails "OH!" say sonic and rotor All three jump though a wall OUTSIDE -__-__--_--_--_-_--_----__-__--_ :) AHHHHH! Goes sonic they run into sally "AK!" sass sally! "OOP!" says rotor "Yyayayyayaya" say tails "We go find uncle bob!" "No you Bo" says Sally "Your not going, uncle bobs not going here" "Wad" says tails "No and the answer is no!" says sally "Wad sniff wad" says tails "Well alight" says Sally "Just be careful!" "YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic Sonic yells into a megaphone "I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!" "I hope I was being discreet," said sonic (JOKE!) "Al is cybersexy," says Rotor "oops I said that didn't I?" "YES!" says al "Go away before I have to kill you all" "Okay" says Tails "YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET!" says Sonic ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM! Ran sonic _-__-_-_----_---__----____----_ A MILLION MILES AWAY 5 minutes later "Sonic stops," said sonic, stopping. "Sonic stopped," says tails "Stopped sonic" said rotor "Hmm funny how a typo turns into humorous dialogue" says sonic I am typing fast," said SONIC FAN Just then boots attack. Lots of boots!' "Aha" sad tails "foci!" "No foci!" say sonic "Oh sheet" says rotor "ROOTOR!" say son in tails A fight ensues. Sonic spins boots THEY DIE! Rotor kicks boots THEY DIE "We spa spa!" tails says, fighting boots as they die END RESULT Bot casualties: 10000 sonic capsules: 0 "Cool" say sonic "FOCKIN' A!" says Tails They walk into secret baste -_-__---_------__-----_-__-___- SECRET BASE "Hello anybody home?" sad Sonic "I am scared," said tails "BOOOOOOO WOOOOBOOOGIIIIEEE!" says rotor, m scaring tales "AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!" said tales "ROTOR SCARED ME!" "Sharp" says Sonic They go through the dark secret base; it is scary and dark. Shadow bot attacks! Sonic fights it and wins! They move on CREAK CREAK CREK "Whets ha?" says Sonic "I hear steps," says Rotor "Hold on," says the cameraman "I will turn on inferred" Click Buzz "Hey look its uncle bob!" says Tails "Good Morning' to yea!" says Bob "YO BOB! say sonic "Oh, yea larded! Wasp with yea?" says Bo "Want to live at knothole?" says tails "Ok, my trailer blew up," said bob "How did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic "I phoned him a few days AO," said tails JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!' "Ha ha" says robotic "Lard o' chuan'!" say bob Heli-bots shoot through the ceiling sonic try to get away but cant! Robotic captures the ff. The are shoved into a hovering that transports them to robotics TV Station in the dessert! DESRT Boa boa boa...BWA.... Hshstshshshthtssth ON TV... This is script format! (Music plays) ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO it's THE ROBOTNIK SHOW! (More music) ANOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK! (Wink tunes) ANOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK and KEN PENDERS ANOUNCER: MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND! (Music) ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVLEY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA ANNOUNCER: NOW Here's THE SULTAN OF SALTY SNAK FOODS...DOCOTR ROBOTNIK! (Robotic bounds in) ROBOTNIK: hi! ROBOTOCIZED EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE: YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAPS! Y YAHAAYHAYHAHYh! WooOOoOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO! ! Robotic: Now here's snidely and swat boots! (Snidely, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the swat boots play other Instruments. They play the peewee Herman song) Robotic: (sitting in desk) do doodad! Do do do do do do DOO DOO! First thing we do tonight is unthaw Dr. Quack (Grounder and scratch brings out frozen Dr quack Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH! (They put dr. quack in big microwave) ROBOTNIK: Play that funky microwave music snip man! (Band plays microwave song) DING (Dr quack is unthawed he steps out) QUACK: hey hey you, what? Robotic: you not dead! QUAK: Quake quake cool! (But Dr quack is somehow different) (Man walks on stage) KEN: hell I am ken panders ROBOTNIK: foci off KEN: ok (Robotic kicks ken off stage nit the audience) AUDIENCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! ROBONTIK: Now lets brogan out the HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS! (Robotic throws Cuecard out the fake window) *KRASH* Sonic and freeness are hustled on stage by swat boots ROOBOTNIK: HAHHAhahahha who shall we roobotocize first BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT! Robotic: hmm perhaps the Scotsman SNIVLEY: yak I need bagpipes ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robocizer (Booboo gets in) JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO TOMMOROW! Sonic slam-dunks a bot ha in the garbage can SONIC: 50000000000000000000 points! SONIC FREES TAILS TAILS NINJA FIGHTS! TAILS KIKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE! KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW! Goes bobs shotgun! BOB: I forking make short work of yea boots! ROBOTNIK: ha ha I locked the doors you cannot get out of here QUACK: No, I jut UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA! ROBOTNIK: No! You Bettye me! QUACK: May I join u sonic SONIC: yak dude THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING THE GOOD GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR LOOK OUT TAILS! Tails gets in just in time they slam the door on a Flying bot! Fwonk! TAILS: Homebody down here BOB: yeah, aye is TAILS: no that guy (They see Rabbit Rabbet) RABBIT: Good afternoon to yea SONIC: ITS bunnies LONG LOST DAD RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL, here, MM.-hmmm SONIC: we saved you let us juicing jam! SONIC Pulls out a pour ring RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, I call it a potter, MM.-hmm They rush the door! Bot is killing ACTION! Zoom fawns kqaboom! Uncle Bob riverdances on stage with some boots ROBOTNIK: NO ANY A! They run out of the building and dive not the sand JUST THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBI BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAAHHHHH! RABBIT: hot dam They run back to knothole ROBOTNIK: No any Noose! They beat me again! WAAAAHHH! THIS SUCKS! (Knuckles show up) KNUCKLES: Hey Mon is it times for our act ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one "Hey" says our cinematographer Knuckles and the chaotic band set up (Band plays music) KNUCKLES: ooh yeah, we're jamming' Robotic dances BACK AT KNOTHOLE _-_-__--__-___-_-__-__-----__-_--___-- SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY Dully " bud don't wan do HOMEWORK?" The others run into Antoine "Le of" says Antoine Sally shows up "AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE?" Secured sally "Hess a good guy now" said Sonic "Quack yes," said Dr. Quack "Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview before you can Become freedom fighters. I will ask you the secret questions. Anything That happens inside that hut does not leave the confines of that hut, Ok?" "Aye" said bob "QUAK-OK!" said Dr. Quack They go to sallies hut "DADY!" says Bunny "Hello yea daughter of mine" sighs Rabbit Rabbet (Emotional scene) The cameraman gets bored and falls asleep "HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic "Ha" says cameraman" oh" Bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika Tails" I am getting funk to this disco beat Sally walks out of the hut followed by ounce. Bob. In addition, quake. Sally:" ha... they are freedom fighters now!" "Yaaaaay!" say knothole inhabitants! PARTY TIME "Time to test my new invention": says rotor Rotor test the catapult SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE BOB AND DR QUACK ARE THROW A BILLION FEET INT THE AIR -_---__---_---_---- SONICS HUT JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR, AND UNCLES BOB falls THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT! "Wobble!" said Sonic MOREOVER, THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUR TALE. YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO MAKE THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK, JUST EMAIL ME AT sonicisc...@yahoo.com YOU CAN HAVE THE STORY FREE IF U WANT. "Finn" said Antoine "AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! LEEEEVEEEVEEEEE! ZEEE HOOGOGGOOGOOOGOIOR (#UJT)*(#8ijJ*(F#PHJ*pndfnvnopdsnhv98nfewiofmnweofewmvc 89032uf8932umn890unm4c3u2n88&*&#N*@&N *VNM&@*cm8)(2m$)*(MN*@(&MNC)*(@&*)($CN@*() MNV&M@(*&$*(V&$MN*&V*" JUST THEN SEXHOG WALKS IN and says "Hey is that a binary of a sonic sex Pi?"