ACT VII A Way past cool ending ------------- "Hello Sonic" he said "My name is Silver the Hedgehog. I am the time guardian from 9999 years in the future" "So that was .." Sonic said "Yes" relied Silved "I was guiding your quest for the Chaos Emeralds the whole time." "Woah so you have like mondo time powers...waaay cool" Sonic chilled "Now let's jam back to the future/past and fix everything before Naugus and Butt-bot-fat destroy everything. "It is not so easy Sonic!" warned Silver "I have made much effort to correct the timeline. But come with me I'll show you how me made a GOOD FUTURE" *FUTURE* DODODODDOODDODDOODODODODOODOLDODLDODOO (time travel sound) ------------ TIME WARP *whhhiizzzlleee* THey fly through time then sonic thinks..."OH NOOO!" SOnic screamed "Hey that Kilos Prower guy I killeed....he's....he's Tails ancestor isn't he??! T-T-T-.....TAAAAIILLSS!! is he okaay?!" "Sonic everything will be ok. I made the necessary time corrections and dumped his body back in his own time. loook" Silver pointed They see... A funeral sometime in the near-ish future from gonterman's/robotnik's time. [Funeral] Father Furry: We are gathered here to day to pay tribute to a great furry revolutionary. Sadly he died under mysterious circumstances by falling off a building we guess. He leaves behind his wife and 83 kitsune children. Kitsune foxes (having various numbers of tails): WAAAAAAAH! One kitsune wept "Awww fock! da'! Our da' is dead naaaaayy!!" Sonic: Heh...a little uncle bob [flashback to earlier] Kilos Prower: So you say in the future furries will lose the war to humans?! Shadowy figure: Yes..heh heh...I can help you go back in time to prevent this fate! *hands him a bio-gun* use this Kilos: and why should I trust you Shadowy: Because hehe...I'm from the future! Kilos *takes the gun* SOnic: whoa [speed forward in time] (scnes of furries fighting humans) news reporter: ... another human city falls to the furry menace... [waarrpp] Man: The humans must unite as one to save our species from a furry end! G.U.N. soliders: *salute* HOO-AH! Man: DEATH TO ALL FURRIES (soldiers are shooting furries) furries: arrggg *blam* *dies* NAUGUS flies in out of nowhere and starts shooting magic attacks at the humans! HE throws cars and buildings! Furry crowd: *chants* NAU-GUS! NAU-GUS! [time warp] (Naugus is talking to an army of furries) Naugus: We have won many victories but today we shall take back our holy land...the birth place of furries! (we see an army of furries lead by Naugus storming Disneyland) Humans: AARGRGGG *head impaled by bayonett* (some furries pull down the statue of Mickey Mouse) *KKEERRAAASHHH* (naugus is standing on top of the Disneyland castle. lighting bolts are shooting from his hands) Naugus: BWWEE HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA!! (in throne room) Naugus: Now I will lead us to a final victory against the humans! All humans must become furry or...heh....DIEE!!!!! [waarpp] humans citis are burning andfurrys laugh wickedly (radio chatter) NUKE BASE! This is NOT a drill! The president of G.U.N. has authorized a nuclear strike! GUN military guy: this is nuke base, confirm authorization Radio: Authorization code: 23 SKIDOO GUN military: Rodger dodger! Nukes away! yeeehaw (Nuclear missile are fired) (Naugus is flying in the air pitching the nukes back where they came from) BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM CCCCCOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAWWWWW KKKKAAAAAAAAAFLLLLOOOOMMMM (various nuclear explosions in an apocalyptic scene) SOnic and Silver were flying in space wathing. Sonic: Yo Silve, this doesn't seem like a very way past cool future... (a lot of the missiles are hitting one area) Sonic : Hey .... that's the Great Unknown! Silver: Yes, it's unexplored because furries kept dying from the radiation. And now you know. Sonic: Cool! [warp 200 years into the future] The disneyland castle is now a dark castle of evil surrounded by mountains. Naugus is there being worshipped by furries. Vixen girls fan him with palm tree leafs. Naugus: The time of humans is over because of me, the God-king Ixis Naugus! This planet will now be called...Mobius (Naugus has an emotional moment thinking of daddy Gerald Robotnik) Naugus: ALL heretics who do not worship the one true furry god will BURN!! BWa HA HA HA!!! (in space planet earth is dark because there's no electricity.) (zoom in) Various furries are fighting with medieval weapons. CLANG CLANG ARRRG (monsters like trolls and orcs attack) [999 years later] Sir Fastus the Hedgehog is on an important quest. He speeds way past fast to a ruined building. Inside a hologram appears Gerald Robotnik: i am so regretful for creating naugus. o what a fool i was...but there is a way to stop him.... Sir Fastus: YE GADS! IT ART A GHOST! The blue hedgehog knight picks up a STRANGE EGG. Gerald: Use this "Chao"...and (hidden door opens) (7 chaos emeralds) [whooosh] Sir Fastus rides to the small village "Hark I must seek the alchemist!" Sir Fastus: Alchemist, I haveth brought ye olde artifact from the ghosts castle Dr Echidna: urrrg tis not magick tis science me boy ... *cough* (he is very old) (Dr Echidna does experiments) [future] Sir Hedgehog fights into the Castle of Illusion and throws the Chao at Naugus Sir Fastus: WAY PAST THE CHILL OF A COLDE WINTER Naugus: What the?? ARRRGGG!!! *sizzile* (Naugus is melting as the Chao abosorbs him) Naugus: My magic... it's not working.....NoooOOO!!! But the Chao mutates into....a giant dragon...PERFECT CHAOS Sir Fastus: HARK I MUST FLEE [whoosh] Dr Echidna: *dying* ugghh i have reverse engineers the emeralds and this master chaos emerald can contain.. but not kill the CHAOS BEAST (in a huge battle Chaos is trapped inside the master emerald) Sir Fastus(hands the emeralds to the Echnida guardian): Thou art heir of the alchemist you must guard ye olde emeralds from ye forces of evile Echidna: You got it mon (Echnida island flots into the air from the emeralds unknown power) Ancient Echida Guardian: Woahh mon! Tikal: Eeep! [somewhere else, in a cave] Naugus: UURrgg! CURCE YOU CHAOS!! One day I sahll return!!!! [future!] They see a great war happening then Robotniks robots take over and pollution spoozing all over the planet. Furries getting robotizoid too, sonic says : "Yo future-hog this whole history is mondo whack. We gotta fix it, and fix it good, peanut butter and jam style! Capeesh?" "No Sonic it doesn't work like that if you change time then things happen fidderent and you don't exist and I don't exist and neither does..." Silver said They see tails in a field picking flowers for Aunt Sally "..your love Tails" Silver said. "TAAAILLS!" squeed Sonic "He's okay....HEY WAIT A SONIC SECOND! My uh..."love" woah woah woah woah waoh back up there KEN PENDERS!!" Silver ummed "Huh...well I just figured you guys were together all the time...you know...you've got that whole Furry Batman and Robin thing going on" Silver added on "And you only...um..do it...with Sally over Furry IRC" Sonic quickly answered "Hey...how did YOU know about that?" Silver sputtered "Er...I saw the...uh...movie" Sonic beamed "You saw the Sonic live-action movie? But it's not even out yet?!" "I'm from the future Sonic" "Oh yeah. " Sonic duhhd "But me an Sal don't use IRC anymore thats oldscool. We're on Furry Twitter now" "BUt it's still on a computer...so you see how people might get ideas about you and Tails.." Silver murmurred. "Hey bro" explained Sonic "Me an the ol' Tails are mondo good friends. Like mega-muck, know what im sayin? We ahng out together all the time, we watch TV and play video games. I taught Tails everything he knows about being a freedom fighter excet kung-fu. Tails is a super cool lil bro who follows me everywehre. When my hut got blow up by a SWAT missle he let me sleep in his bed with him.." "Huhuh bed-buddies" said Silver under his voice. "...and during the Knothole drought of 3664 we even showered together every day to save water" Sonic blabbered "Hmm you don't say..." hummed Silver *writes down 3664 AD on a piece of paper* "Heh sometimes Antoine was there too, that was one crazzy summer" Sonic chuckeld. "Antoine too?? HHHNNGRRFf" Silver grunted "We're just was past cool good buds." Sonic said "Trying to change somebody orientation for no reason is mondo uncool man. Ken Penders did it to Rotor and...he never really got over it.." Sonic emotionally said Silver nodded "Yeah, like if there was some guy who wore sparkly jewelry, and spent a lot of time styling his quills and had a theme song that sounded like dance music from a gay bar, you could might make that assumption. Not about Rotor though>" "Yeah" Sonic moeand "Ole Rote wasn't hooked up with anybody so some idiot writer just decided he was gay, and that's NO GOOD." "I can see how that would be extremely annoying" agreed Silver. --------- A TIME PORTAL "This is it. We're at your own time and everything looks more or less good enough" Silver said "So there's nothing we can change at all" Sonic sighed But Silver was already flying off "I've got important stuff to do Sonic. Jam past cool alligatior" "Wait!!" cried out Sonic. But Sivler was already gone into time/space.... "Peanut butter in a while crocodile..." sonic said *sonic catches a bag o' chaos emeralds that was thrown at him* Sonic grins excitedy "YEAH! Now it's SUPER SONIC JAM TIME!" WEAAEOOROOOPP!! *sonic disapperas through the portal* ---------- KNOTHOLE VILLAGE Big HUt The freedom fighters are all here listening to Tails story. Tails continued telling his story "...and we were all trying to use the same shower, but Antoine kept droppin the ol' soap!" "Oui oui" interjected Antoine "I 'ave fingers de buerre! hon-hon-hon-hon-hon! sacre blue sheeeez" Everybody laughed. Including Bunnie "A HYUCK HYUCK!" DAVEY KINS KINTOBOR AND JOHNY BRIZ CRASH THROUGH THE WALL AT THAT MONET BECAUSE THEY WERE EJECTED FROM THE TIME PORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNOORK!!!! GUUAmM!!! SNNEERRRSSHHHH!!! "ACCHH!" said, obviously , Uncle Bob "Cannae ye not use thae fockin door man!!!!!" "Yeah really" said Rotor. sally greeted them "Hi Davey-Wavey-Kinsy-Winsy and ...." "WHO >.. THAE FOCK IS THA????!" uncle bob choked. "Ha-ha I'm Johnny Briz ha-ha! " said Johnny Briz "He's from my time and .. WHO THE PHRACK ARE THESE NEW PFURS?!??" WHAAT?!? WHAAATT!!??" Davey Kins SCREAMED !! He saw 2 new furrys, an older rabbit and a girl cave badger. "Uh....new? We don't have any new characters that I'm aware of" uhh'd Sally "ha-ha Davey ha-ha..." Johny Briz whispered "This is the Blast to the Past effect. ha-ha. When you go back in time sometimes subtle changes cause new peole to show up but they've always been there" Davey said "Oh yeah like Rosie" (authors note: Rose is a satam character who was in the time travel episode but was never heard from again) Tails said "Roosie? Yeah aunt Rosie made a way past cool dinner for us!" "Mmm-hmmm" said Rabbit Rabbot "There is alotta foods what she dun made mm-hmm.. Some of em is veggabulls and some of em is potaters. mmm-hmm. Some of em is biccits and some em is gray-vuh. mmm-hmmmm!" "Well hot dang pa you shore is hongry" Bunnie mentioned "Ah reckon mmhmm" said Rabbit Sticks (the badger) nattered "Blast to the past effect?! I heard about this!! You all gotta watch this important video from furry infowars!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!" Rotor mutterd "Jesus Sticks, it's 5 hours long" [On Screen] Furry Alex Jones: Time Travel is it real we'll find out in today's episode !! but people what i have to tell you right now is you have to buy these FILTERS because CHAOS is in the water supply, you may be drinking an ancient demon god?! Whats Pirncess Sally doing about this?!? Princess Sally got in front of the Tv "Yeah we already know about the time travel etc, we just gotta roll with it" Stick chattered "They've never seen me before! We're in an alternate paralell universe! AAAAAHHH" Rabbit Rabbot introducted her "This here is Steeick...she call dat because she throw dem thar sling sticks mmm-hmmm...some folks call it a boomarang i call it a sling stick...its shaped kinda like a bonanner..mmm-hmmm" Sonia hedgehog runs up and jumps (human) David Kintobor "Daveyyy!" she yells! They embrase and kiss ROMANTICALLY!!! "Ewww yukkk!" Tails immaturely said :but,,,," Davey wondered WHERE WAS SONIC?!?! ------------------------ KNOTHOLE VILLAGE THE NEXT DAY DAVID KINTOBORS HUSE Johnny Brizx wals in. "Ha-ha" chittered Johnny "What's -ha-ha up Davey-Kins? Haha" "Oh golly gouda! ha-ha!" Johnny spit in shock "You're....a furry again!" "That's raght Johnny" said the fox once again Diavid Kintobor "Oohh ha-ha" Johny yarbled "You and Sonia didn't waste any time h-a-ha!" Kintobor sheepshly grinned "nnnnope! huh huH!" WWWWAAAAAAAMMNNNNBOONNNKKKKK WWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOSHHHHHH A PORTAL SUDDENLY OPENED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! Silver the Hedgehog steps out. "Huh?! Silvere? " Davey asked "What are you dong here? I thought we fixed tha time line" "No David there's still one more thing...it's...yor father" Silver dramatically said. "Robotnik...? NO!" Davey said "Sigh,,,,I must face him again...one last time it seem!" Davey goes into the portal carrying his sawerd off shotgun. Silver is about to go in when he looks at Johnny Briz. "Hubba hubba!" thinks Silver "Hey Chuck E Cheese, you wanna play skeetball?" Silver seductively said. "Hmph!" Johnny huffed, crossing his arms "Don't get fresh, ha-ha!" ---------- *PAST* A FURRY CONVENTION Daivd kintobor fell out of the time portal into an auditorium. THre were many furrys and humans there, gathered around the stage. DAvey watched from the balcony and saw...a 9-tailed Kitsune on stage! "My fellow furrie we have come a long way" said the Kitsune "As you know in my former life I was a human known as Jørg Børgenbürger. But I always felt like I was a kitsune from Japanese mythology trapped in a man's body. When I saw we were able to create hybrid-animals, I knew my dream was possible" He continued "After I inherited my fatheres genetics company I changed their focus to furry research, and I became the first human to transition into a furry. I stand before you as my true fursona KILOS PROWER. (get it, Kilos per Hour.. HA HA!!)" The crowd cheered. "yyaaah clap clap! " Kilos continued speakeing "But as you are aware the process to become furry is very complicated and expensive. But the right to be your furry self must not be limited to the privileged!! " The crowed roared "YEEAAAHH!! WOO HOOO!" Some uglier first-generation furries were there too they grunted "OORRGHhh! HURKKk! YAYhhh" Kilos said "Today we take the first step to becoming the beutiful furry creatures we were meant to be! Furries are not meant to be some kind of work-animal! We will stand with our furry brothers as equals and overthrow the H-yeewwww-man's tyranny!!" The crowed cheeded harder "YAAAAAHHHH" Kilos held up a vial of bio goop "This my friends is the "Furry Virus". We've developed a method to transform any human into a furry without surgery. After being injected within a few years you will turn into the furry animal of your choosing." *CLICK* went a sniper rifle. Davey looked and saw a younger Dr Robotnik with his sniper rifle aimed at the furry. "Dad!" Davey quietly yelled "What are you doing?" Robotnik sweatted "D-..Davey-kins? You're alive...urff...no time..I have to finish this...he told me this is where we can stop the furries, and save the human race!!" Davey said "NO DAD, it's a trick by Ken Penders" Robotnik looked at him and saw...a red fox FURRY?? Robotnik said "W...where's my son?!" Then he pointed the gun at the furry David and screamed "FOCK YOU FURRY!!!!!" The next few events went in slow motion. Robotnik shot a bullet but Divid Kintobor barely dodged it "WOOOOAaAAaHHH" Then he punched Robotnik with his metal arm KLLLOONNNKKK "SPpLLUUURRGhHHHH!!" coughed Robotnik Blood went everywhere and Robotnik tipped backwards over the balcony like a fat egg. Robotnik screamed "NnnnnnOOOOooooooOOOoooOOOOooOOOooo" He landed straight down on his head, crushing it *SSSQQEEEEESSSHHHH* "ASSASSSINNN!" screamed Kilos Prower pointeng at david. The furry conventioners started shooting at hims with guns. Silver appeared "Come on Davey time to leave" David jumped into the time portal. -------- *FUTURE* DAVEYS HUT David Kintobor and Silver exit the tiem poral. David distraughtly said "What did I do.... dad ... nO!" Silver said "You're right, Ken Penders sent him there to change quantum events. That was the last thing we needed to fix." David said "So he's dead...?" Silve replied "No...he was taken to the hospital and doctors were able to save his life by giving him a metal head." "Mah gawd" said David "What if...that fall did somethin' to his brain and made him evil?? Ah mean...he was only tryin to save the humans...." THen Davey angrily looked at Silver "YOU!! You waited until I was a furry again! You knew that was gonna happen!!" "Yes" saId Silver " I have to preserve my own existince and cannot modify time for nothing bad to happen ever you know" Silver disappered into the prtal again as Davey screamed "FOCK YOU SILVER!!! PHRACKER!!! ARRRGGG!!" -------- KNOTHOLE THE MEETING ROOM HUT David Kintobor explained his story to knothole's FF's. They were very sad. "So 'yall see, that was the third time i killed mah own father" Davey sadly said "I makes me think..if I was the one who turned Robotnik evil by crushing his brain...doesn't that make me a...." Johnny Briz played a sad song on the piano. Davey-kins quietly said "....a walking contradiction...". Then he sings a very somber cover of Walking Contradiction by Green Day. The furries cried at the song. Antoinne sobbed "Zat...ees thee saddest song i 'ave ever 'eard.... LE BOO HOOO!!" Everybody was crying now except Bookshire who said "THat song was alright but, you need to stop playing cover song all the time and come up with your own songs. Your band is really good!" Davey looked at Johnny briz "Ha-ha that's a good idea!" said Johny Briz ---------- A FEW WEEKS LATER TAILS HUT Tails and Bunnie and friends are watching Furry South Park [On TV] The furry south park kids are standing outside the movie theater , there's a poster for Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie. Furry Butters: I heard that Tails has 2 weiners! Furry Stan: No way butters that's stupid Furry Butters: It's true, why else would all those people on the furry internet draw him like that Furry stan: Why are you looking for naked Tails pictures? Dude that's gay Furry Butters: nuh-unh, only Ken Penders can make people gay (Cartman the Bear walks into the scene) Cartman the Bear: What's really important is that humans have their own minority species who cause all the problems. Just like we have those no-good owls. Furry Kyle: Shutup Cartman you fat Robotnik!! Cartman the Bear: AY!! Don't call me a Robotnik you goddamn furry jew!!! [Off TV] Tails said "Cool! I got mentioned on Furry South Park!" Bunnie remarked "we all is purdy famous" [On TV] Dulcy flies in Dulcy: DUDUHHUHHUhHH ME NO DO HOMEWORK MAW MAW dUUURHHHhhHH HUURRF (Everybody jumps out of the way as Dulcy crash lands on Kenny the Rabbit squishing him to death, his blood and guts fly everywhere) Silver the Hedgehog: IT'S NO USE!!! [Off TV] Bunnie slappin' her knee and laughs "A HYUCK HYUCK HYCUK HYCK!!!" Dalcy yells "HEY!! I'm not like that!!!" Suddenly.... BAAAWOOOOOSSSSHHH!!!! "SONIC?!?!" everybody yells. THey run outside. ------------- KNOTHOLE OUTSIDE THE HUT Everybody ran outside and then... A HUGE FLASH OF LIGHT APPEARED IN THE SKY!!!! It was so big everybody on Mobius could see it. BUt Sonic wasn't there "Aw" said Tails. ------------ MEANWHILE AT A DIFFERENT LOCATION [On Furry South Park] A fat naked Robotnik is lying on the bed drinking a huge tub of gravy and bacon ROBOTNIK: GLUURPP...GLLOORGG SWAT BOTS: CHUG.....CHUG......CHUG (Furry Stan is watching this on TV) (Furry Randy Marsh walks in) Furry Randy Marsh: Stan why are you watching fat human porn? Furry Stan: It's not porn dad, it's The Robotnik Show. It's the most popular TV show on Mobius right now. [On TV] ROBOTNIK: UUurghghh.....*BUURRRRPPP*...and now...hhuuURG...*pant* *pant* *wheeeze* SNIVELY!! and...*BURP* ... the SWAT BOT ORCHESTA!! SWAT BOTS: WOO......HOO..........DRROOONNEE>>.....YEAAAAH Snivley wails on the sax and they play Chemical Plant Zone Furry Randy Marsh: This show is really good! ------------ FURRY MCDONALLDS Robotnik and Snively are here and Furry South Park is on TV. Robotnik yells "I got mentioned on Furry South Park! cool!!" Robotnik was jamming cheezburgers into his mouth. His tray had a few hundred burgers on it. Snively is eating a happy meal and playing with the My little Pony toy. Robotnik mentions "Hey Snivley did I ever tell you I got kicked in the head by a horse? I had to get a metal head replacement and I couldn't remember a lot of stuff. They still let me fly the space rocket though, pretty neat huh??" Snively snivels "Yes sir very good sir" Then he says "Um sir...are you certain that eating 100 McDonalds cheezburgers is the best course of action?" Robotnik flabbered "Of course! *munch munch* or are you saying we need to step up our burger game? Great idea Snively! Next week we'll get cheezburgers from In N Out!" "Huhuh huhuhhu huhhuh" laughed Grounder "He said "In N Out" uhuhuh! huhuh! huhuhuhuhh!" "HEHHE HEHEHNEHheHn HEH yeah!" cackled Scratch "oh god" whined Snively "Did you have to rebuild them sir? Didn't you develop a super advanced AI for commander Packbell? "Yeah! But his AI is so advanced that I am afraid of him now!" Robotnik foreshadowed. [On TV[] This Saturday at the Knothole Dome! THE GONTER MEN! Live!! (David Kintobor, Johnny Briz, Chris Petrucci and Sandra Nightweaver are on stage) Playing their platinum smash hit debut rock opera "Blood & Metal"!! (acoustic guitar) David Kintobor: It was just a typical day in St Louis. Until I got my arm shot off and I met a squirrel king from another dimension. Or so I believed. (cut to the band rockin) David Kintobor wears sunglasses and sings: ~~ ..I need a man to deliver this message it's contents are vital He has every Sonic game he can beat them all!! That Davey-kins sure plays a mean Sonic Spinball!! ~~ Next song clip David Kintobor sings: I shot the Robotnik! But I did not shoot the Sni-velly. THE GONTERMEN!! Tickets are on sale NOW!!! (off TV) Robotnik yelled thru cheezburger "That gives me an idea!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!" ---------- The Knothole DOME A huge stadium made of wood & leaves. The Gontermen are rockin hard jams, but then, Robotniks Hover Unit crashes through the rooF! **KKEEERRSPPLAAMMOOO* All the furrys yell "AAAHHHH!" BOOM BOOM BOMM! Robotnik's heavily steps out of the hoverunit followed by Snively. He grabs the mic from Davey-kins and stares him down! Then he says "Sniveley, tell me something?" Snively says "Ahh...what would that be .. ahh ..sir?" Robotnik asks "Do you like good music?" Snively answeres "good music sir...ah..well....ah...it depends...ahh" Robotnik shouts at the top of his voice! "JUST SAY YES!!!!!!!!!" Snively says "Eeee ahh ooh ooh no aahah er aahH! oh no sir aahh er ahh! eeeep! umm err...YES!" Robotnik sings "Do you like good music? Do you like to dance...oh yeah" Snivley is playing a funky guitar riff. A sweaty Robotnik takes off his shirt and thows it into the crowd. Robotnik sings "Flesh for Fantasy" by Billy Idol The furrys look a bit nervous at first but Robotniks cover is really good. Chris Petrucci joins in with the wristwatch and the furry crowd cheers. The furry crowd is dancing and having a good time. Rotor dances with Lupe, it gets hot n' spicy!! After the song Robotnik is really fat an sweaty, the crowd cheers extrememly loud!! "YAAAH WOOHOOO !!! GO EGGMAN! GO EGGMAN!!! ENCORE ENCORE!!! BROVO!!!" "I know that guy!" yells Billy Idol. Robotnik is about to leave then....Sniveley plays a PHAT bass line. Robotnik dances around and sings "FAT" by Weird Al Yonkobvick. "I'M FAT! I'M FAT!!! *urrrrghhh* YA KNOW IT!" The furry crowd goes CRRAAAZZZYY!!! After the sng everybody is clapping furry throw roses at Eggman as he bows. ====WARNING!! If you are offended by Rotor x Lupe shipping you should not read this next pasrt!!!===== Lupe grabs Rotor as is passonatiley making out with him!!!! Rotor says "Yo lupe, wanna come to my storage closet" They run off holding hands =====((ok haters you can look now ;) )=========== Ro-becca runs on stage and grabs Robotnik and drones "Hey there big-boy, you wanna have cybersex?" Robotnik grins "heh heh!" "Gross" said the cameraman. Finally a very soggy Robotnik goes back into the Hoverunit. He shouts "And now back to being evil! HA HA HA HA HA!!!" The hoverunit takes off and a NUKE drops out!! HOONNNKK!! The nuke explodes into confetti and Robotnik yells "Happy borthday son!!!" David Kintobor looks into the fake nuke and pulls out.... A TANKbot plushie Davey says "Even though you're evil...thanks dad" -------------- OUTSIDE After the concert Grounder and Scratch are sneaking around Knothole Village. Scratch heh'd "Heheh eHEH umm...are we supposed to like...umm..heheh...kill people or something?" Grouder huh'd "Noo buttwad! huhuh huh huh! We have to like...uh huhuh ...steal a blue apple" Scratch replied "HEHH HEH HEHNHEHh but...HEH HEH..apples are red .. hehehnheh" Grounder huh'd "Huhuh huhuhh uhhuhuh oh yeah" Amy Rose was sitting on a log crying. Amy wept "Ooooh Sonic! When are you coming back!! I need you!! WAAAAH" Grounder sees this and a burnt out lightbulb appears over his head. He laughs "huhuh huhuhhhuuh huhuhh" ------ KNOTHOLE Amy is still crying but Grounder and Scatch come over. Grounder is wearing blue paper spikes. Grounder says "Huhuh uhhh...hey baby. huhuhh. I'm like...Sonic..or something..huhuhhuhuh" Scratch has 2 orange socks nailed to his head "HehEHH um hi...I'm Tails HEHEhen N HEH!" Grounder huh's "You wanna.....uh...uhuhu uhhHUHUH HUHUH...do it .. HHUH!! HHUH!! HUHUHHH!!!" Amy sighs "Well....close enough." Scratch says "WOAH!! HEHeHEhEHNHEN!! SCORE!! HEHnEHEn" Grounder says to Scratch "HUhhhuh umm...are we like....fully functional? huHUH huhUHh" Scratch thinks and answerred "HehehH yeah! HEhHEH remember that time when we were driving the zamboni?! HEheheh and I kicked you in the nads?!" Grounder says "Yeah....huhuhhhu...butt-ass...huhuhuh" Grounder looks down "Uhhh...huhuh...um....where's my thingy?" Scratch says "Umm..HEHEH hEHh HEH N hEHehn....I dunno" Grounder looks around "Uuuhh...huhuhu huhuh..." Scratch helpfully says "HehehEH heHEHh HEH maybe it's in your butt! hEHEh HEH!" Grounder says "Uhhh huhUHUH ... what's a robot butt?" Scratch says " Ummmm...HEH hHEHE HEH...HEH...umm...did you check... HEH...the rear exhaust port.. HEHEHEh" Grounder huh's "Uh huh huh...you said "rear exhaust port" HUH! HUHUHUhUHUH! HUHUHUHhuH!" Scratch laughs " HEHehEHehne hENEHEnHEnEHENHE "port" HEhehEHhe" Amy bashes them both to death with her PIKO PIKO HAMMER!!! HHOOONKAAABOOMITYBLAMMOOO!!! Grounder and Scratch are dead again. "HeHEHeH" said Scratch "This sucks! HEhehHEhehe!" BANNNNGG Amy hit them again. "Nice try stupid robots" said Amy "But Sonic calls it a chilidog, not a thingy!" Silver was watching this whole scene take place. A light bulb appears over Silver's head Silver laughs "Huhuh ! huhuhhh huhuhuhhuh" --------- A FEW DAYS LATER TAILS HUT Tails is taking a shower. *knock knock* Tails says "whaaaaaat" Someobdy at the door yells "Yo yo Tails It's me sonic ! Gotta help me out in a sonic second bro!" Tails called "Sonic! You're back! I'll be out in a minute" Sonic said "No lil bro! I smell like a mondo nasty chilidog and I need to take a shower! My hot water's not working" Tails said "Ok sonic I'm almost done" Sonic impatiently said "No no bro ...I gotta go fast! I'm sooo bored ..man..I'm already lookin at my watch it's takin so long!" Tails says "Fine Sonic, come on in" A blue hedgehog runs in. Tails says "Woah Sonic, you do something to your quills?" "Uhh yeah" said "Sonic" "You like the new hedgehog do?" "Way past Sonic, it's looks real fancy." *knock knock* "HUH!?" gasped "Sonic" "Who could that be?" "Allo!" said Antoine "Monsiur Tails I am so sorry to be bothering you but my chaud water ees not working! I am needing une shower so i do not being a smelly Frenchman hon hon hon!" "Sonic" yelled "Yo come on in ant, my water's on the ol' fritz again too" *he hides a hacksaw behind his back* All 3 go in the shower. "Just like ol times, right guys" said "SONIC". "Yeah" said Tails "The ol' summer of '64" "Oui oui!" Frenched Antoine "Je am being careful to 'old on to le soap thees time ! hon hon" "Sonic" yerfs "Oh yeah!! Yiffy!" Tails and Antoine look at him weirdly Sonic nervously says "uhh...yiffy spiffy ...wet n' slippy ..dippy skippy..skippy brand peanut butter..juice and ...let's jam butts! AYO!" Tails paused for moment then said "Woah Sonic! That was WAY PAST COOL!" Antoinne le said "Oui, I am 'aving to agree, zat was ze best one yet Sonique" "Sonic" waggled his eyebrows to the camera "Hahaha I got the soap ! Nobodys gonna take it from me cuz i'm too fast for the naked guy...I mean..eye" Tails giglled "I'm gonna grab ya Sonic!" Antoines joked "I will taking you down arrogant rogue! en garde!" EVEYRBODY LAUGHED!! --------------- A WHILE LATER Antoine said "Well...zat certainly was eenteresting...to say ze least...hmm" Tails asked Sonic "Hey Sonic, so now that you're back are you gonna teach me how to talk to girls?" "Sonic" said "What the hell would I know about that little buddy?" Tails laughed "Duh! 'Member sonic, you said you were gonna teach me your super-sonic romancing skills. I gotta learn how to put the moves on Sticks!" "Yeeahh gotta juice and stuff " said "Sonic" but... "hey ... you're not.." said Tails Blue paint was in a puddle on the floor. Silver was standing there. "You're Silver!" said Tails "Awww.." mumbled Silver "It's no use..." "Ahh" said Antoine "Zae ees what I was expecting actually....le sigh.." Silver said "What ever dudes. That's how I roll. Sorry not sorry". "Um meester Silver " said Antoine, Frenchly "Your antics around ze village lately are become..um....'ow you say...un peu...problematique?" "Oooh la la well pardon-ay-moi" sarcasted Silver "I'll just reverse the polarity on my gaydar, all ya had to do was ask, KEN PENDERS" "Now now zere is no need for le name-calling" Antoine said "I just am sayinh, 'ave you considred maybe, settling down with someone? instead of ze one night stands and..er..le droll pranks?" "NO! " blurted Silver "That romance mushy stuff just isn't for me!" "yeah!" said Tails "mushy stuff sucks! Skip the flowers and kissin and get to the yiffin!" Silver heh-heh'd "Words of wisdom to live by from the kung-fu master" Antoine sighed "Oooh pleeze, you are telling me you 'ave never met even one speecial someone? mon dieu" Silver frowned and said "There was one...but I don't like to talk about it.." "C'mon" egged on Tails "OK!" said Silver and told the story (in a flashback). -------------- LITTLE PLANET Silver was on the mission to little planet and saw: A skunk following him around and hearts were shooting out of his head. But Metal Sonic busted through a wall of spikes! The skunk hugged Silver and Silver teleported to the future!! [5 years later] SILVER'S TIME CASTLE 13666 AD Silver was having a romantic evening with....GEOFFREY ST JOHN!??! "Happy anniversary luv" said Geoffrey. *CLIINNKKKK* went the champagne glassses. Silver drank the stuff. But Geoffrey was looking out the window. "Hey Geoff" said Silver "Aren't you gonna drink that? It Mountain Due Gamer Fuel, you can only get it from certain time perioids" Geoff started out the window and said "Do you ever think...space...is a lot like Mobius sometimes?" Silver wlooked at him funny "Uhh...Mobius is a vacuum that goes to infinity?" Geoffy philosphilized "Theres so many stars..just like theres so many possibilities if you can travel in time..." Silver barked "Hey man you know you can't fock around with time, I'm only supposed to use time trvfel to protect the time continuunum" Geoff smiled sinisterly "Suppose I didn't want to just live in the same old castle...but instead be a real prince....with a beautiful princess" Silver guh'd "Huh dude what?" The Silver was feeling weird "uurrggg" Geoffry evilly said "Sweet dreams buffoon. I'm off to get married to PRINCESS SALLY ACORN!!! FA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" Silver was blacking out "UrrggG!! No....the DuE!!! It's...no...use!!!" ------- [flashback over] Silver sadly said "He knocked me out with the poision mountain due...and stole my other time travel device." Antoinne meeped "Zat story...ees so sad!! *SNIFF*" Tailes ewwed "You kissed Geoffrey St. John? GROSS!" "Yeah not something i'm proud of" Silver explained "He was actually a cool guy before he kept trying to steal Sonic's girlfriend." "But" said Tails "What was Geoffrey doing on Little Planet?" "I've got my theories..." Silver said . They went to another flashback "WHEEEE" said Antoine ------------ THE SECRET ORIGIN OF KEN PENDERS 1967 Ad Ken Penders was tending to his echidna farm when suddenly!! A man from the future jumped out of nowhere!!" "huh!" said Ken "It's me Ken! I'm future Ken Penders!" said the old man "No dice, cat" said original Ken "If you're me then where's my trademark moustache?" "I shave it off stupid RARGG" said old Ken "Listen to me Ken, did you ever think of doing something else besides being a simple echdnia farmer?" "Naw..."said young Ken "Well except maybe being an artist. I hope to make enough money from my farm to go to art school" "Oh yeah well I've got something better hee hee" said old Ken. "What about...being a super cool furry animal?" "Like a echidna?" duhhh'd young Ken "No, the coolest cartoon animal you could think of" said Old Ken. Then he said right away "A skunk who's like Pepe Le Pew but not French." You Ken shockedly said "How did you know...? WOW you are me from the future!" Old Ken gives him a box of stuff with furry virus + antidotes. Old Ken guffawed sinisterly "Ha ha..take this and you will become a beloved furry prince one day! Theres just one more thing..." "What????" said young Ken "You must acquire the time travel device..." Old Ken said "You'll need to hook up with a hedgehog guy. And gain his trust....through....uh....sex" "Woah daddy-o!" blurted Ken "I don't swing that way you dig, man!?" "Don't worry I got this" said old Ken "I have the power to change peoples sexual orientations!" Young Ken said "No way man!" Old Ken assuredly said "No it's real, watch this" Old ken waved his hand and chanted "I thought it was fairly obvious that Ken Penders was gaaayy...unntilll..he steals the time travel thing and then he has to change back so he can marry the beautufel princess Sally....wooooh" Young Ken said "Far out man! It worked!" Old Ken spoke "Remember, you have to come back here in the future when you're me or none of this will happen." "Otay" said young Ken "But what about art school" "Nah who needs it, we're already awesome at drawing" said Old Ken Both Kens laugh extremely evilly "MWWAH HA HA HA HAH HA!! YOU ARE MINE PRINCESS SALLY!!!" (we see scenes of Ken Penders being evil) (Ken Penders cuts Sally's rope when she's climbing up a building making her fall to her death (but not really)) (Ken penders is in the Knothole clock tower shooting at the freedom fighters) (Geoggery St. John is planning to kill Sonic while he's watching TV but Tails shoots him (Geoff) in the head for no reason) (In Riverdale, Ken Penders is on a shooting rampage in the Archie comics bulding. Jughead gets shot and drops his sandwich. CEO Hiram Lodge says "nooo you maniac!!" then dies from a bullet.) (Ken Penders yells SUPER GENESIS WAVE!!! ass the universe is destroyed again) ------------- KNOTHOLE HUTT "ever since then I've been fighting Ken to protect time and space" Silver said "So after I got dumped by my first boyfriend because he was an evil timelord, I haven't been in to steady relationships, y'knowwhatimsayin?" Tails yerfed "Erf! But if Ken Penders helped his past self get the time travel deivce in the first place, wouldn't that be a..." Sailed cut him off "A Walking Contradiction by Greenday. Yeah we already did it twice in the story already." "Aww" merfed Tails "Zo" oui'd Antoine "Monsur Pendes is le dead now, le right?" "He should be dead for a while anyway" Silver replyed "Oh crap....I forgot to tell Sonic that Ken Penders is evil!!!" "Ha ha!" laughed Tails "Sonic already knows Ken is evil because he was always try'na kill Sally!" "I hope you're right T-2" said Silver "Because Ken Penders might try to trick Sonic....but how??" "Sonic..." Tails greived "When's Sonic comin' back...?" Silver said "Don't worry, he'll be back soon (i hope!)" ------------ LAST MONTH ROBOTOPOLIS RUINS Sonic was flying into Robotropolis with the chaos emeralds!! He was SUPER SONIC!!!! He yelled "Fight me Packbell!!" Ultimate Packbell stepped out. "You see my upgrade ?! I am now ULTIMATE PARKBELL!!! Now one can stop me!!" Sonic BLASTED HIM with CHAOS CONTROL LASER BLAST!! ButPackbell blasted back with chaos energy (he used a chaos lazer made from chunks of the master emerald that broke off during the fight with Chaos) POWW!! ZAPP!! BANGG!! BOOOOM!!! KABLAMO!!! And nobody saw Sonic for 10 YEARS!!!!! -------- THE END --------