ACT V Sonic Fights Another Robotnik SONIC's HUT Sonic was asleep. Zzzzz! KNOCK KNOCK "o sonic open up it's tails!" said Tails Sonic angered "you better not be Sally i'm mad at her!" Tails alarmed "no Sonjic you gotta come quick! In Robotropolis..." Sonic ran outside. He heard the news. Packbell was back! "We didn't stop him....DANG! Phrachk" Davey-kins cursed Sonic chilled "No probs Bobs because I got the ol' Super Sonic to take care of the ol' Butt-bell" Sonic juiced to the max past cool accross the village to... ---------- THE CHAOS EMERALD HUT Sonic walks in to get the emeralds but... "THE CAHOS EMERALDS ARE..." sonic shreiked "GONE!!!!!!!" "Oh muh stars...them emeralds used 'tuh be har...some of em was red and some of em was blue. Some of em was grayne and some of em was yaller. some of em was waahite and some of em was laght blue and some of em was purpuh. And heck all y'all now there ain't no dang ol' chaos emeralds at all!" Bunnie moped. "Bunnie tells it like it is" nodded David Kintobor. "What are we gonna do Sonic!! WAAAAAH" sobbed Taisl. "Yo don't cry little big guy, I still got the ol all powerful Cybersuit!" Sonic reprimanded. --------- ROTOR'S INVENTION HUT Sonic walks into the invention hut. Says "Yo rote, I need the cybersuit did you break it again?" "Nope" said Rotor. "Way cool" Sonic answered and jammed it on turning super cyber-hog. --------- ROBOTROPOLIS GROUND ZERO 10:00 am Sonic cyberspeeded into Robotropolis and his furry friend came to watcxh the showdown. "Yo pack -butt get your butt out here so i can cyber jam it up your ro-butt!" SOnic taunted Packbell appeared but to Sonic's shock and dismay he was a modified super powerful version. "HA HA HA HA !" Pckbell drone-laughed "I am now the .... ULTIMATE PACKBELL!! HA HA !" "Yeah?" said OSnic "Let's see how ya handel the ol' juice n' jam with cyber lazers on the side PAL!" PEW PEW Sonic shot LASER BEAMS and them ZAAAPPOWWW! Sonic's SOLAR FLARE MAGNIFICATION BEAM BLASTER was fired Packbell blocked it with his arm. "Wha--wha...whaaat?" Sonic stammerred Then Packbell said "EAT HOT GOO!" and adds "HA HA!" Packbell shot some kind of acid stuff on Sonic that MELTED THE CYBERSUIT CLEAN OFF?!?! "Oh...oh...PHRACK!!" sonic meweld. Packbell charged up another shot. But Sonic wasn't gonna stay around and get killed so he blased off light speed! BERRRZOOM! Sonic noted that running away deoesn't make him look cool. ---------- KNTOHLE Sonic sat around the power ring pond being sad plus angry. Davey-kins said "Hey Sonic dude man we gotta work together on this" and Sonic grumbled "Fock off bro i don't want your help and I'm sick of you trying to be the cool hero guy!! " Davey-Kins replies "Hey man I don't what your so mad but we gotta fight pakcbell and I'm the best hacker since Kevin Mitnick!" "Don't know why I'm so mad huh!?" sonic said and waved his finger at him (middle finger that is, never seen sonic do that huh!?! he's really pissed) Then Antoine comes in. ."Allo allo Sonique! You should see what i 'have le found oui oui" "On mann." sonic buried his face in his gloves "no Antoine arrrg" "Ah but you muse be zeeing what le great detective antoine did find !! La clue! oui, plese be lookeeng at zees c'est TRAY IMPORTANTE oui oui ui!" Antoine frenchly proposed "Huh??" Sonic looked "That's..." "Oui! Oui oui theese is le ensigna from le dimension altenate! Avec le good snivley, non?" antoine smartly answered "eeet was in le hut du Emeralds Chaotique! I gueess you can say I was using le leetle brain cells, non?" "Woah ant!" Sonic translated "this is a patch from the Mobius Secret Service in the alternate dimension that had The Good Snivley and Robot Shlobo Robotnik! Dang ant I never knew you was a genius!" "Ah hon-hon i 'ave many secretes oui oui" Antoine bragged "Woah that happened??" said Tails aweingly "We thought you were just hiding while all those robots were attacking Knothole way back then" "YEAH TAILS!" Sonic snarled "I was really in an alternate dimension and not being a scaredy hog! Really lil bro, ME??!" Bunnie said to Antoinne "Aww heck 'yall sugauh, ain't y'all just been full o' surprises lately huh suge? AH mean with that thar detective skills and throwin cards at the robots?" Bunnie snuged antoinee antoine went "Ahh eeppp ooohh ah ooh la la" ----------- POWER RING PONG Sonic knew what he must doo. Quicly he zoomed top speed to the coffee cup shed and then swam into the pond and got the Powe rRing Crystal. Snoic said "Here goes nothin past cool in flash! Stand back if yo don't wanna lose your shoes, ya dig? J'eah" Sonic smashes the coffee cup on the crystal! WOOOAHH A PORTAL!!! Davey-kins hasn't ever seen this and remarked "This is frackin bahoogallyroogal" Sonic jumps in the portal but its suckin everybody in!! David Kintobor gets dragged in to and!! SHHAAWOOPP! It closes and Sonic was jucin into a new deimensional zone! -------- DIMENSIONAL PORTAL Davey & Sonic yell "WOOOOAAAHHHHH" ---------- SAME TIME, DIFFERENT DIMENSION WORLD'S BIGGEST TWINKIE-MART (grand opening) SOnic and David land on pavement. *thud!* They see just another day in Knothole city except for a terrorists with a rocket launcher?! Sonic "Erp!" A fox wearing a tuxedo who looks exactly like Tails says "Bloody 'ell?! Sonic?? You're back!! Oh and get yer 'ead down mate!" A worlf terrorist tells "Alibaba jihaad!" PAASHEEWW! RPG fired! Miles shoots the rocket with his gun! PING! It gets knocked off trajectory and goes back at the wolf! He's still yelling and it goes right down his throat! "Bingo!" says Miles The terorist goes "GULP" and swallows the rocket . A few seconds later... BAAAJOORRRPPP! He explodes into gross guts coating the sidewalk! "That's a spicy meat-a ball!" Davey tries to joke "Hmm..nothing?" Sonic sas "Davey-kins...you're here too?! Aw man>.." Sonic introducted "This is David Kintobor from my deimnsion (butt-hole)" (saying the last part under his breath). Miles says "Prower. Miles Prower. Code name "Tails"." An army of terrorist wolfs is running at the twinkie mart with RPGs and AK-47s! "Who are these dudes? They must mondo hate twinkies! " Sonic asked "No time to explain Sonic" said Miles "Just kill em" "You dont gotta ask the hedge hog twice" Sonic shout "All right wolf-heads! Time to get a taste of the ol' spin blade! Let's juice it past cool like it's the last day of school. J'eah!" SOnic spins around in a circle cutting off 17 wolf-heads! Miles shoots them with perfect headshots! BLAM BLAM! ARRG David shoots guys with his shotgun. Each blast causes a HUGE explosion of wolf meat spraying over eveything! "Oi mate" said Tails "Good shootin but watch me suit Sonic covered in blood laughs "Aw don't be such a fancy lad!" A few hundred dead wolfs later it looked like the battle was won but they see... Miles "Bloody 'ell! A BOBOMB!" A little bobomb suicide bomber was running at twinkie mart! BBBOOOOMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!! And there goes Twinkie-Mart. Twinkie bits and creame covere everything. Sonic tastes some "Aw man this tastes good but we lost" --------------- ROAD They get in Miles "Tails" Prowers car which for reference is an orange Furry Aston Marten with dual v-12 engines and it says "Tails" on the side. "Yo what the chilidog is goin on in this dimension since I left double-o-T?" Sonic wondered "Why are all the badniks wolf guys?" 20 terorist jeeps at that poin pull out of a Furry Wal-Mart parking lot. "Looks like no time to explain again amte" Miles smirked ZOOOM VRFOOOM ZOOOM SCCREEENNNEE!! ACTION-PACKED CAR CHASE!! Miles shoots at jeeps while David does too . Sonic throws rings. Miles turns on a button called "Spicy sauce" Oil goop pours out his exhaust pipe then catches on fire!! 3 jeeps cause in it EXPLODE!!! They go around a sharp coner but a jeep rolls over and rams into a city bus! SLAMOO! "That's one way to catch the bus" said Miles Jeep coming at them head on! Miles shoots missiles out the headlights! FWANG FWANG FOOM BAADOOOSHHH!! The flaming jeep flies into a Furry Taco Bell! BBLLAAMM!!! Miles quipps "GUess he had to run for the border. DONG!" They drive on the Hi-way! VRUUMMM VRUUMMM!!! They ram jeeps into oncoming traffic! KEERRBOOOM!! Miles shoots the tire perfectly of one jeep and flips and hits a police car! Then a twinkie truck hits the accident and jacknifes upside down!!! Sonic concerningly says "Not the twinkies again! " A car transporter truck drives in front of them! Miles HONKS! But the truck starts unloading lamborghinis and ferraris at them! Miles dodges around the dumped cars. Sonic says "Who's driving that thing, Furry Michael Bay?" Davey-Kins leaps out the window and jumps on the truck. He makes his way up to the driver and . BA-BLAAAMM!! Shotgunned! But the truck flips over! Miles quickly shootsthe back of a nearby pickup truck that was carrying boards and uses it as a ramp! They jump over 55 lamborginis just before a terrorist suicide van hits the pile of cars and EXPLODES!! WAAAAABAAMMOOO!!! David lands on the hood of Miles car "AAAHH!!" *whonk* He gets back in. David says "You'll never guess who I shot. Furry Michael Bay!" Sonic grinned but then davey said "Nah just kiddin! HAW HAW" Thye go down the offrap NYEER ZOOOOMMM !!! Miles looks at the GPS... "Uh oh a terrorist-friendly neighborhood" Miles gulsp Tons of dudes with weapons firing at them from windows! The roof of the car opens up sonic gets on the emergency machine gun turret! RATATATATATATATA!!! A helicoper is shooting at them now! ping ping pewww! "ack!" sonic yelps "and i thought these were annoying in Furry GTA V!!" Miles turns on AUTO-PILOT! He jumps out the window and flies up to the chooper. Knocks on the window with his gun. "Hi" he says. Then shoots the pilot in the head! He jumps in and... "Look out!! A bunch of those phrack-addicts are blockin the road!!" Davey screams No problemo, Miles flies the helicopter upside down and chops them up with the blades like a terrorist lawnmower! PUTTPUTTPUTT SLLLAASHHHH!!! GORRRP! He jumps out and lets the chooper crash into a nearby building thats presumablty a terrorsit training camp. But now jets are after them!! Shooting homing missles! The neighborhood explodes behind them and they go over a bridge just before it collapses on 100 cars undeneath it!! BAASHOOOMM! Tanks roll onto the road! Miles "Oh frock it, how am i suposed to drive through this?!?" "Meeeeooooww!" WAAAABLLAAAhHBOOOMMMMM!!!! A FIREball flies out of nowhere! Into the jets they blow up and crash into a hotel! Next flaming fireballs are launched at the tanks blowing them up! The fireball is....A CAT??? "Agent Blaze!" exclaimes Miles. A cat with 7 emeralds picks up the car and uses itself (the cat) as a flaming jewt engine! TAAA-SHHEEEYOOOMM!! They fly off like a rockt! ------------ FLYING CAR "Ok NOW can you explain whats going on? Sonic said tapping his foot Miles looks around and then says "Yes" "Those are TErrorists from the group Robot ISIS" Miles explained Sonic said "I thought ISIS was from Furry Archer. Wait never mind, OTHER DIMENSION!!!" Miles continued "This terrorist syndicate is controlled by ....Eggman-Nega" Sonic huh'd "Egga-wegga who now?" Miles said You might be more familiar with his old name....ROBO SHLOBO ROBOTNIK!" Sonic GASPED is shock! David said "WHO???" Blaze dropped the car! "AAAAHHHH!" *THUNK* "Aw great blaze now I need a bloody wheel alignment!" Miles scolded Blaze went "heh heh". THey were at the parking lot of...... --------------- THE GREAT SECRET SERVICE BUILDING HALLWAY They walk down the hallway. Blaze (a girl cat) said "Yeeahh I showed those ISIS-butts the spicy peanut butter and jalepeno jam time!!" Sonic opionated "Yo Blaze that was totally way past cool Blezy-girl" Blaze said "Uh, you mean way past HOT" Then Antoine sees them "Ja ja serh gut Faur Blaze. Ach mein gott ist Herr Hedgehog from das alternetan dimenzschion! Ach do lieber. How hast du been ja ja?" "Yo yo German Antoine" greeted Sonic. "So you see" Miles told the story "After the fall of Robotskia, thanks to you Sonic bloody good job mate, Robo Shlobo Robotnik escaped and changed his name to Eggman Nega. He took over a cult of desert wolves that calls themselves The Wolf Pack." He continue " The wolves worship a diety called "Ixis Naugus". According to their religion he was some wizard that rules Mobius 1000ish years ago. Back then there were many "humans", the Eggman species, but Naugus wanted to kill them all or turn them into furries. His magic was too powerful for anymone to defeat, but one day he was eaten by a giant fire dragon named "Sol". But sol was going to kill everything so some echidnas trapped him inside the "Master Sol emerald"" "Woah" said Sonic "Utter shyte, innit mate?" Miles Grined "that's what we though until we discovered the bloody Sol emeralds was real!" Blaze now speaks "I have some kinda powers that can control the emeralds and I call it "Sol Control!" Sonic blurts "Yo wait a min, In my dimension theres Chaos Emeralds that are the same thing. Soft of. But Chaos is a water dragon and Nagus didn't get fully eaten" Mile sais "Hmm interestin. But there's another thing too....." -------- EGGMAN NEGA'S BEDROOM Eggman is laying in bed asleep, bedide him is EvilSally who is wearing dominatrix clothes. Eggman gets up "yyawwwnn". Goes to the bathroom and looks in the mirror... "HUH!?" he gasps in alwarm. WALRUSS TUSKS are growing out of his teeth?! "Oh frock! " he swears and runs to his videophone. He dials *beepboopbeep* [On phone] Eggman: Hello! Doctor! Doctor Quack appears on the screen but he wears a black labcoat and has an eyepatch. Quack: Ach! Herr Eggman. Qvack wvack. Vat has gehappened to you? Eggman: I need more of that antidote Herr Doktor! It's happening again! Quack: Qvack qvaccck! Oh no hast du beens doin das yiffy time again?! Ach! Qvaaack qvvacck wwuuackk!! Vat have I toldst du abouts adt! You must shtoppen doin it so much. ya? Robotnik: but Sally wanted to... Quack: No excuzen! Qvaackk! You knowst du ist very suschepptible to das Furry Virus! OK-en, i gesenden more antidote, macht schneell QUVVACCCKK VVUUACKK! --------- (flashback over) Sonic shockedly said "GUH!? It's not some mondo magic..it's just some kinda mondo virus thing! Tails explained "Yes apparently this pathogen has existed in every furry since the beginning of recorded history. We didn't know it affected humans until Eggman came to our planet." "yeah " Sonic sharped "and my "fuh-rend" Davey here caught the ol' furry STD from the ol' Sally in my universe from doin the ol' in out in out" "Bloody amazing" said Miles in awe. "He used to be...hue-man?" "Sonic" smacked Davey-kins "I didn't do no yiffy with Sally ! Is that what your mad about?" "Secret interview man!" Sonic got in his face "Ya think the ol hedgehog don't know bout the secret part??! Showin her your "moooooves"!?" "Yeah my WRESTLING moves" David shouted "Er not that kinda rasslin....but ya know like the Stone Cold Stunner! The People's Elbow! I wanted to show her the fightin' style ah could use to fagth robotnik" "Sonia was mah first time...ever mayun...and then ah turned into mah furself." David recalled "Oh geez" Sonic apologized "Man I'm such a boathead Davey-kins. Let's be friends again" "OK" said David. [WOOP WOOP] [INCOMING MESSAGE FROM ROBOT ISIS] =======--- THE BIG TV ROOM Everybody runs in and looks at the TV. The Robot ISIS logo is on the screen and theres music , the song goes " laddy doo ladde dee la la dee day doo da!" (note: this is exactl the same SOng Naugus was singing earlier) Lupe is on the screen now. She's wearing a gold arabian-type bikini thing with jewels etc. Masked wolves with AKs are standing behind here and a few robots. Lupe: Hello Secret Service! We have the ultimate power now THE CHAOS EMERALDS hahahaha no one can stop us! If you want these emeralds you must pay us a sum of one trillion kajillion Mobiuims! If not we will destroy one major city every hour hahahahaha! Lupe: NAUGUS AKKABRU!!! AWWOOOOOO!!! Wolves : awoo woo wooo! Sonic said "Loopy? She's the queen of terrorists in this dimension? In my world shes cool" Miles hmmed "Yes I''m afraid in our world she's the second most dangerous terrorist next only to Eggman Nega!" Chef Rotor walks in "Hello Sonic!" "Hey chef" Sonic answered Chef Rotor said "You know Lupe is really evil and has killed a lotta people. But dammnn she is still a fine beautiful woman. I wrote a song about it" Rotor sings: ~~ Will you make love to me Lu-pe! I'm a magic carpet rider We can do the yiff-ay On my rug down by the fire!!! OOhhh yeeahhh ~~ Antoine claps. Sonic sprurted "The Chaos EMERALDS?! Those are from my dimension! Eggman Nega stole then! We chased him here!" David Kintobor deduced "Mmmph perhaps if we could track the shipments of furry virus antidote we could find the location of Eggmans' secret base!" Miles said "Bloody right! We know the Furry Mafia is involved" Sonic went "All right let's peanut butter and jam on the mafia base! WOOOYYEAHH:" ------------- KNTOHOLE CITY RESTARANTO ITALIANO Sonic Miles Devey-kins and Blaze walk up to the restaurant. (It's a mafia hideout) Outside they see Vector Crocodile. He's weaing a suit and a gangster hat. He flips a quarter. "Nyahh see, getta outta here ya dirty rats, nyaah! Ya better scram , see!" Vector growled. Tails steals his quarter and throws it down the street. Vector runs after it. "Nyaah thats my quarter see nyaah !! you mug, nyaahh" Vecotr blabbed. The gang walks in. But then Cream runs up to them. She's a tough punk girl and Cheese is a flaming fireball. (in this universe he's a Solie insead of a Chao). Cream shouts "Ay whatta you doin here? *flicks switchblade* youse guise betta scram if you know what's-a good for ya's!" "Were here on his majesty's official business small m'am. Now please .." Miles said as shes waves the knife in his face!!! Blaze uses her power to heat the metal blad Cream drops it and cries "ooowwiieee mama! mama! help-a me!! they-a big bully waaah" Vanilla comes out "Whats-a matter a Cream-a!? Hey you's, you'a no welcome a-here you leave before i kicka your ass-a, huh!" "Howdy m;am" says David "We just need to ask y'all a few question if y'all don't mind ---HUUAaAG" Vanila karate punches him, he flys into the wall destroying a bunch of crazy decorations! Blaze does kung-fu battle stance. "Meeoowwooooo" Vanilla backflips into another room then comes out wearing an italian-style kung-fu uniform. "You's a wanna fight, huh? HIYAAA WOOO-A" Vanilla shouted. HEr and blaze fight! Miles comes in to help out but he gets kicked into 12 tables! KKAASPLINTTERRR!! Blaze does firey kicks in the style of jeeet-kuk-doo.*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* Vanilla blocks and hilicoper kicks Blaze in the head. Then she steps on her tail! "OWWW" Blaze hollered. Vanilla karate chops her neck! Sonic ran in but gets hit by Vanilla's PSYCHO-CRUSHER! Davey-kins runs in and grab Vanilla to set up the Rock Bottom! But she knees him in the NUTZ! "OOOOF" wheeze Davey and falls over. Sonic does a way past cool hedgehog slider, but Vanilla picks him up and tosses him repeatedly. "Pizza Pie -a toss! " Vanilla yells and throws him into and electric neon sign! ZZAPPAZZAPZPA!!! "Ayiyiyiyiyi!" screams electricuted Sonic! Blaze throws fireballs! "BLAZE-DOO-KEN!" Vanilla ducks and blocks. Blaze jumps kicks her head. Vanilla gets knocked back beind the bar! BAA CLINK SMAASSSHH CEERRRJJJJ TINKLE Smashed glass everywhere. Vanilla comes back out with an ICE CREAM CANNON! "Have-a- some-a my Gellato, beetch " she ackels! Blaze gets shot by ice cream wads! *PA-SPLAAAT* "Ahhh aAARRRGG!" she shreks. Shes getting pelted by icecream snowballs! "Noo i got some in my mouth aahhh NOOO !!"" Blaze cries. Now Blaze is moving slow and she's not on fire. She's getting all frozen. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughs Vanilla "Eat-a my ice cream-a ahahahahah!!!" Sonic "nooo" said he Vaniila replys "OK-a now my secreta attack! HEEYA!" she pulls a TOMMY GUN out of her gi!!? BLAMMABLAMMABLAMALBAMA RITITITITITIT "WOO HA HA HA HA" she whoops Tails hides bedhind a chunk of broken wood and takes shots! Sonic narroly dodges having his butt shot off! Davey-kins goes up behind her and METAL ARM SUCKER PUNNCHH! KA-CHUNK!!! Cream is helicopter flying around with her ears throwing peanutes. Davey grabs her by the ears "GOTCHA!" He spins her then throws her into a pot of tomato sauce!! *SPPLLLLUUUUNNCHH* Cream scream "Ow-a this is-a boiling aiieee!" Vanilla "CREAM-A!!! Ohhh now yous gonna get-a it!!!" She pulls out dry pasta NINJA STARS and throws them at sonic! He getshit by them hes bleeding!! "AAAHHH !!! " Sonic yells Davey gets hit by one right in the eye! "Ahh phrack...this never happened to Chef Boyardee" Meanwhile Miles was secretly feeding Blaze spicy chili peppers! She gets up and....FIRE KICK COMBO to Vanilla! 37 HITS!! Then.. Blaze throws a MOLTEN LAVA FIREBALL at Vanill! *SIZZLE!* *WUUUBOOOOOOMMMM* *plunk* Vanilla "arg I'm-a burning" Blaze jokes "That's a spicy meat-a ball!" Sonic and Miles laugh hard "HA HA HA !! HA HA HA!!!" Davey says "Hey guys what the phrack?!" ------ RESTAURANT 5 minutes lates Sonic tied up Vanilla and Cream with spaghetti. They are looking for clues. Vanilla yells "Hey-a you stupid-a robotti get-a the stuff outta heah!" CLANG CALNG CLANG!!! Out of the bathroom jumps!! LUIGI-BOT! "OKEY" droned LUIGI BOT "WOO! WA!! WAHOO! " he took the hidden item and... Sonic said "not so fast chum! a" and tries to spindash him but Luigi-bot JUMPE over everyubody! "WEEHAA! MAMA MIA!" LUGUI BOT output. "WEE WAHHO WA WA" LUGUI BOT droned then got into his gokart. "HERE WE GOOOO" LUGIO Bot drove off at 150 cc!! "AREEVA DERCHI!! HAH HA HA" Sonic ran after him and there was an EXCITING GOKART CHASE Except Miles just shot the gokarts engine and... "UH OH! WAAAH! MAMAMIA" LUGIBOT panicked. THe kart is on fire and crashed into a gas station.... WABABABABABOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!! "oohh noooo!" The machine output a noise when luigi loses a life. "Nice I like this" Blaze cheered. She flew into the fire and picked up the secret item. She brushed the fire off it. "Tomatah sauce?!" Daved exclaimed But Sonic opened the can with a spike on his head and inside was... "Bloody ell it's furry virus antidote" yipped Miled Blazed read the label "And its manufactured in...SANDOPOLIS!" --------------- SANDOPOLIS CITY This was a big city in the desert where a bunch of rich furries lived. Miles "Tails" Prower and the crew are going to a skyscraper that is the HQ of Quack Pharmaciuticals. "ok hjere's the plan. We sneak in and get the stuff" said Miles "OK" said the team of secret agents. "Blaze, we'll need you to destract the gurds in the securtiy station. "Heh heh I can handle that. oh yeah" Blaze naughtily smiled. ---------- SECURITY TOLL BOTH Grounder and Scratch are in the booth watching music videos on Furry MTV. "I say my good man, these videos are rubbish!" said Grounder "Oh absolutely!" replied Scratch. They see blaze on the security monitor. "Wot wot? " inquired Grounder "Who is this 'ere bird?" "We best take a gander, jolly good" said Scratch Suddenly Blazes drives a stolen Lycan Hypersport through the booth!! HONK HONK CRRASHHHHAABOOOM She jumps out and throws tons of fireballs screaming "HAHAHAH DIE DIE DIE HHAA AAAA!!!!" Then does a FIRE TORNADO (firenado!) that blows up all the (expensive) cars in the parking lot AhHH BOOOOMMMMITY BAAANNG and Blaze screams "YEEAHHHH FIRE FIRE !!!!" and Groundere And Scratch are melted into a lump of tin. Some ISISbots come outside to look at what's going on, Miles, Sonic , David,, and others, slips inside the front door of the main building.... -------- LOBBY They walk in but....BOTS attack!!! There is a massive chaotic battle with bots getting smashed to rubble nad bolts , springs , screws and oil getting all over the walls from a super sonic spintacular !!! A GIGANTIC bot rolls in!!! Could this be...? ISIS Tankbot attacks!! He shoots missiles and has a flamethrower and a sword! "BEEP BOOP EGGMAN AKBAR" it YELLS!! It attacks at Miles! Miles steps out of the way and it crahes into the elevator!? Miles hits ALL THE BUTTONS on the elevator keypad!! "SO long WANKbot. See ya next year mate." Miles quoted as TANKbots went up and was trapped on the elevator! -------- Many intense battles happen as our heroes climb the 2000 story skycraper, but eventually they get to... --------- Floor 1234 This floor was a museam for comic beooks. "Oh lookit that!" Miles shreiked. "Dr. Quacks got a collection of vintage Fisk Black comics!! " (Fisk Black is a copyright of Jay Naylor) Sonic said "Yeah its pretty cool" "Mate these comics are the reason I became a spy, I wanted to be like Fisk me whole life" Miles awed. Miles steals a bunch of comic books. ---------------- More tense battles and exiciting action at supersonic speeds took place but meanwhile in the basement.... -------------- BASEMENT Chef Rotor and Antoinne plant explosives. "Ze bombs ist gross!" Antoine mentioned ------------- FLOOR 2000 DOKTOR QUACK"S LAB "Yo duck" Sonic said Dr. Quack was there doing experiments with beakers and tubes. "Hold it right there evil Dr Quack" said Miles "Tell us where Eggman -Nega's secret bass is?!" Dr Quack quacked "Qvack QVVAACCK! ICH BIN NOT EIN EVIL!!! Qvvaackk vvuaaack qvack ..Ich am just faschinated by ze Furry Virus and vants to do meine researchen QVACCK QvvacK!" and added "Vat do you thinken happen to me, I am abducten by der shpace mannen und dey do ein mind-controllen exshperiment on meine brain? Den turnen into ein evil Dokto Qvakc? QVVAACKK HA HA WAAVVKAKA QuUUAVVVKK!" "It could happen" Sonic muttered knowingly. "Du shee qvack qvack" Dr Quack lectured "Zis fuuree virüsen ist über-uniqen in it's propertees! Qvvaack qvvaack. Doktor Eggman is infecten by eine um...shquirrel-chipmünk und ist change into....EIN VALRUS?? Vat ze frock is up mit dat?! QVVAACK VVVUUCCKK. I musten finden out das secrets! Even if ich bin vork for das evil Eggmannen!!! Qvack." SOnic speedily spat "I don't think so were' gonna jam and slam your duck-butt Doc!!!" SOnic spindspeeded at Doktor but the duck pulls out a laser plunger gun! PAZEEW! SOnic's crunchy burnt. "Owww" Miles does a british karate jump kick but gets knocked down by Dr QUackes counter move! News blaze fvights with fireballs of fury!! RAAHhH! But Dr Quack whipps out dual auto-rifles and shoots everywhere!! Blaze tries to do a megaheat teleport beam but she can't hit him!! "HUHHH!!" asked Blaze Dokor Quacks chuckles "HA! HA! Ich learnen das Gün-Kata du kasnt no hitten me HAHAHA QVVUUUUUAAACKKKK!!" Blaze tries...FIRECLOUD RAIN!!! She makes clouds that rain molten lava raindrops!! BIBIbibZBBIBZ!! Bt Dr Quack just flips and dodges everything while shooting with perfect aim!! David Kintor picks up: 1x Furry Virus antidote Sonic fastly jams back to his feet and pulls out the modified (by Rotor) ICE CREAM CANNON. He turns the dial to Way WAY Past Cool and... *PPAAASHHLLLAPPPP* machine guns Doctor QUakc with Ice cream shots!! Dr. Quack is frozen solid!! Sonic cooly says "It's no anti-mega gem but It'll do. Chill, doc." "all right sonic!" but robots are coming up the stairs!! At least 3 million robodrones were chasing them!! *DING* ISIS TANKBOT COMES OUT OF THE LELEVATOR !!! He's mad now!!! Davey-kintobor does DAVE-RYO-KEN!! and punches through the ceilieng they all escape to the roof. --------------- ROOF "Bugger! Wot now mate!" asked Miles "We gotta stop those robots. said Divey-kins . He says into the radio "Yo antoinne, blow it" Antoine on radio replies "Eeepp b-b-ut " "SHUT UP AND LIGHT THIS CANDLE ALREADY" David Kintobor badassedly said. RAAABOOOOMMMBOOOMBOOMBOBMBOBMOBMOBMM!!!!! The skyscrape is blowing up and collapsing!! But Sonic had a plan...He uses the ice cream cannon to make a slide for them to get down off the roof! They slide down as the building and robots explode in a giant fireball. "WHEEEE!" they yelled. --------- BACK ON THE GROUND "Waaahh ooooff!" wen everybody as they flew off the ice slide into the pavement. "oh no but the building blew up and now how will we find Eggman!" Blaze noted. "bloody el" said Miles Rotor jumps in "Hey y'all look at this" *holds up crate* "THis here shipping crate will take us to the secret base. I'll hide in it and call you when I get delivered." "ROTORS TAHAT BLOOODY BRILLIAT MATE!!" Miles exclaimed "Way past rot, way past man! J'yeah!" Sonic congratulated. ---------- SHIPPING cRATWE Rotor was hiding in the crate. "Doo doo dum dee doo doo doo yeahhh" he sings. CRRAK Somebodys opening it!! He hears the sound of Eggman Nega and Coconuts jamming to barbershop music. CRUNNK KEWWWK Rotor seees.... EvilSally! Evilsally was weraing dominatrix clothes (they're her regular clothes) and sunglasses. "OOhh honeybunchems isx my medicine here?" called Eggman Nega "No.." said EvilSally "Somebody sent us secret agent Chef Rotor from the great secret service" "uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh!' said Rotor "Must've been a mix up hee hee" "But but where is my medicine i neeed it waah" whined Eggman Nega "Dont worry sweetie" said Evil Sally "I'll find out what ke knows! HEH HEH HEH!" *cracks whiep* "OOOOH NOOOO!" Rotor yelled as we go to the next scene ------- But before he was captured Torotr sent a text message to the secret service base... OIL OCEAN ZONE Sonic and Blaze juiced it hard and fast accross the ocean to the Eggman base. Blaze flew and Sonic ran on the ocean surface. Sonic spindased the flying spy eye's that had lasers attached. "Yo Blazey-girl, watch where you're shootin the ol' fireballs. This ocean ain't water it's some kinda mega-oilL!" Blaze nodded "Got it main man hedgehog. Let's juice like Dr. Zeus!" Sonic was impressed "Way cool with the ol' words Blazey...or way hot" "Let's fight some Eggman butt!" they both cheered. BOATbot attacks!! A HUGE BATTLESHIP 33000 ft tall! It droned "TOOT TOOTT KILL FREEDOM FIGHTERS TOOOOT" Sonic spin dashed it in half thin did a spinhog tornado launching it in the air!! Blaze hit both halfs with fireballs then sonic did a SPEEDY WIND GUST launching it 40 miles away!! DROOOONNEEEeee .. . LLLAABBLLAAMMMMMMMMUUUUUUU!!! DAvid Kintobor and Tails were in the TAILS-Jet shooting the fock outta Robotnik's air defenses!! Shooting down hoverunits and dodging bullets and missles and DO NOT GET HIT ONCE!! Miles "Tails" Prower jumps outta teh plane and flies down to the Eggman base. One the way down he shoots more planes with a grnade launcher!! "WOOOHOOO" Miles screamed!!! He kicks a parachuting ISIS Pilotbot into another plane causing it to go doomm nNNYYEEAR BOOOOMMMM!!! He goes down to the base... ---------- EGGMAN NEGA'S BASE Miles lands and sneaks past the bot guards. He almost gets to the air vent when... HE STEPS ON A PEANUT!!!! *crak* EVERY ALWAM IN THE BASE GOES OFF AND ISIS ROBOS SURROUND HIM!!!! "Aw bloodiy frockin' ell mate" he exasperated. -------- EGGMANS QUARTERS Miles is sitting at Eggmans table and ISISbots have guns pointed at him. "So we meet again double-o Tails" chortled Eggma-Nega "Oh where are my manners I should get our guest a drink!" "Mountain Dew. Shaken not stired" requested Miles. "You want me to shake your Mountain Due?" asked Eggman "Well ok. HA HA HA HA" Eggman grabs a mountain de can from the fridge and shakes it up !!! "shake-a shake-a shake-a HAHAHAHA" laughed the Eggman Eggman dances around the room shakin the can HARD! Then he grabs a martini glass and puts it in front of Mile and open the can and... SHAKAAABOOOMMMMM!!!! "GGRAAHHAHHH OOOOOG!!!!" wails Eggman as the can EXPLODES IN HIS FACE AND THE METAL BITS GO IN HIS HEAD!!! Miles breaks a bot's arm then grabs his laser rife and shoots the other bots head off!! He's shootiing bots all over the place but then .. EvilSally kicks him the back of the head and he's knocked out!! "ooof" ground Tai;ls. -------- ???? ROOM Tails wakes up after a bit and sees rotor tied to a chair. "urrg gluuugrrgg arrglll" blubs Rotor "Rotor man whats happening ! oi! wake up mate!" Miles said who is also tied up! Then he sees EvilSally with her whip! "Ah you've waken up.. time to play mwa ha ha ha!" she cackled. "Me and Rotor had some fun watching Stampy's Minecraft videos, then some PewDiePie plays Five Knights at Freddies..HAHAHA" she said darkly. "You really are evil EvilSally" said Miles "But for you I've got somethin speacial..." she winked EvilSally put down a box in front of Miles. "This" she said "Is the Air Buddies DVD collection. We're gonna watch it unless you tell me everything I wanna know!" "RRgg arrggg noooo" meeped Miles "Wait wait ! Hold on there Sally girl!" interrupted Rotor "Heh heh so ready to talk" grinned Sally "You know miss Sally even though you are evil and torture people, damn you are still a beautiful and sex woman. If you don't mind I wrote a song about you..." Rotor said Sally said "Go on..." Rotor sings: ~~ Hey there EvilSally! Me and you ought to make love! Ditch that Eggman fatty and spend the night with Rotor's chubb!! All right baby..unh.. ~~ "Awwww! said EivlSally "Eggman-Nega never sings songs for me any more..too busy with those stupid emeralds!!" "baby Rotor would sing songs for you all the time" Rotor said seductively. "HA! Nice try walrus-face" Sally laughed "But a puny Walrus ain't enough man for me! Get a body like Eggman's then we'll talk! " But then... FWOOOSH JJAABUUTHHH!!! FWEW FWEW FWEW Firebllas?!? "BLAZE EX MACHINA!!!" screamed Blaze flying in through the ceiling!! She shoots Miles and Rotor with fireballs to burn off the ropes. But Sally has a MINIGUN!! RPAPRARPAPRA It looked like a dangrous situation but then a missile locked on and blew up EvilSally! SHABLOURP! Davey-Kins was flying the plane overhead. He gives the thumbs up! "Dayumn" said Rotor. -------- EGGMAN BASE Sonic speeded around killing bots while Devey-Kins provided air support. After cutting through the biggest army of Robots yet, Egg-Man-Nega jumps onto the deck. WUBBA-WUBBA-BOOOOMMM "Waaahhhh woooahh" went Sonic as the ground shook ""HA HA HA I have the Chaos Emeralds!" screamed EggMan Nea. "No one can stop me not even you altermante dimension Sonic!" "Only I have the power to use the Chaos Emerlads" said Sonic "You're outta luck...ROBO SHLOBO ROBUTTNIK!!" "Robo Shlobo? went Eggman Nega "Nobody calls me that anymore! Bwa ha!" Robo shlobo ... ooops i mena Eggman Nega.. pulled out the HUGE BLADESWORD! "uh ohs" Sonic mewed. He tried to cut SOnic but sonic was juicing too fast. Sonic tried an air-lock-on spindash but .. KLINGGG!! BONG>>> He ricchochets off the sowrd! He can't get near eggman! Miles Tails and Rotor and Blazze come to help but Lupe runs in front of them firing a bow and arrow! "YIYIYIYIYIIYYIYI" she chants!! DAvey-kins Foxfire jumps out of the plane!!! NEEYYOOOMMM....SPLAT.....KKRRACCKKAAABOOOOOMMM!!!! Tails plane lands in the oil and blows uP!!! "Woops, i guess ah furrgot to turn on the auto pilot" Davey kins sheepily admitted. Davey-kins unsheathes...THE DATA-SWORD OF KEVIN MITNICK! (legendary item) The ocean catches on fire......RRRAABLLAMMM!! As David Kintobor and Eggman Nega have an epic word duel !! CLANK KLING CLANG CHING !!! 1's and 0's fly everywhere!! Davey kicks Eggman back. He falls over and rolls like a fat ball! Davey runs to finish him but...HIS SWORD IS BLOWN AWAY BY A GUST OF CHAOS ENERGY!! "WHAT THE PHRACKK!!" yelled Davey- Kins "It's..it's...." Eggman Nega had put the emeralds in a chaos emerald cybersuit. And he turned into ....SUPER CYBER EGGMAN!!! They tried to fight but Eggmans attacks were too powerful! But Blaze flies in with the Sol Emeralds... and she yells.... "SOL CONTROL!!!" BBBWWEEEUUNGG BOOONNGG AWPAIJIOEVjnjnnj POOOOWWWWW!!! PURE SOL ENERGY IS FIRING AT ROBOTNIK LIKE A GIANT FIRE LAZER!!! Robotnik does A CYBERNETIC CHAOS BEAM!!! THE BEAMS HIT AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH!! ZZOIOZIIIAIIIZIZIA!!!!!!!!! A GIANT PORTAL OPENED UP !! TIME FREEZES And a man walks out..... "And now.....THE SUPER GENESIS WAVE!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" evilly laughed..... KEN PENDERS??! Time unfroze and everything was getting sucked into the portal!! LIGHTNING BOLTS FIRING!!! EARTHQUAKE!! THE OCEAN BLEW UPPP!! "whhaa?" went Sonic Nearby a pirate ship was sailing across the ocean. "YARRR!" said a dolphin pirate captain "What be this sorcery!! ARRR Reverse course YO HO!!" But a little raccon girl got blown off the deck and was flying at the portal! "ARRR!!! NO!!! MARINE!!!!!!" bellowed the dolphin. Sonic ran away but wasn't fast enoguh "Man I can't juice away from this wonky portal thing!! EEEYAAAHHH!!!" SOnic was sucked into a nother zone!!! of time and space!! just before..... VEEERRRBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! KKRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BLEW UP!!!!!! --------------