ACT IV THE RETURN OF DAVID KINTOBOR There was yet another huge celebration and Knothole this time with a big cake that said Congrats Sonic. But Princess Sally was very sad after the battle she tried to save King Acorn but he turned to crystal and got sucked into the void again Sally cried. "I miss you my "Bean"" went King Acorn's flashback "WAAAH SOB!!!" wept Sally A few minutes later Robotnik's entire air force carpet bombs Knothole Village. -------- KNOTHOLE VILLAGE ON FIRE Sonic ran around looking for his fellow FF's! Burning huts and furries dying all around. "Why?! WHHHYYY!!!" cried Jackery Prower anguishedly. Sonic sees Snively. Snivley points a LASER GUN at him! "B-b-but you're supposed to be A Good Snivley!" stammered Sonic "A Good Sniveley HA HA HA HA HA!!" evilled Snively "You see rodent we had this panned all along!! You helped us kill Naugus and now we have destoyed Knothole BWAHAHAHAHA!" "QUUUAAACKKKKK!!!" Dr. Quack swings in and shoots Sniveley with a plunger gun. "QUUAKC QUUACK quuackk QUUUACCKK!" screams Dr Quack shooting more pungers. Snivley jumps onto a nearby hoverbike and speeds away. "Thanks Dr Quack" said Sonic "QUUAACK! No prob quuak wuuakk" quack quacked, Sonic and Quack faught but the robots srrounded them. Oh no. But then SHAKA-BOOM! SHAKA-BANG! BANGO! Sounded like sombody firing a sawed-off shotgun and killing bots. Something zoomed in at 10x Sonic's fastest speed. It was their savior, Davey-Kins Kintobor on his ultra-fast hoverbike. He zipped around killing all the bots. REEEEE! He stepped on the brakes and got off. "Heard there was some Phrackin butt-bots that needed a shotgun up the you-know-what hole" said David Kintobor The red fox had a metal arm and was wearing a baseball hat with a raccoon tail. For more information read Blood & Metal by Davdi Gontermal. ----------- THE BRUNING HUT A buncha freedom fighters were cheering because David Gonterman/Kintobor was back at long last. Unclue Chuck said "we can't stay here thas few sure. This whole village is TODAST!" "You got that right" said Rotor dodging a flaming wooden beam. "Whos that mommy? asked Cream "and why does everybody think hes cooler than Mr Sonic?" Vanilal answered "This is the great hero David Kintobor who came from earth" "whats a Earth?' asked Cream davdi Kintobor told his story "Earth. A place where life is not so good for a lot of people. YOu see in the past bad stuff happened, but my afro-central history teacher blamed me for the sins of my ancestors. sigh. She shot mah arm off but King Arcon gave me a new one." "Oh wow really!" cream went "I got teleported to this here mobius. We had many exicitin adventures but in the end i killed robotnik. My DAD!" "HUHH!" gasped Cream "Then i got blame for the sins of the father again, because my father was robotnik. But furries are better than humans so they accepted me. Also I turned into a furry. And after the secret inveterview with princess Sally I beame an official Freedom Fighter!" recited Dave Kintobor "No way!" said Cream "Yeah-huh and I tell you what, if Jim Ross saw the moves i was pullin off in that interview he'd say BAH GAWD!!!" said David Sally smiled "oh golly" Sonic asid "Heeey theres that interview thingy again! What gives!" But cream input "Kintobor...Robotnik spelled backwards! And he wasn't really dead!" "You're smart" said David "Thats exactly right" "Good to have ya back Davey" hollered Uncle Chuck "but we gotta skeedaddle outta this here hut before it burns down!" "What aobut your secret house in Robotropolis" asked The Dave "Past Cool Kinto B" sonic speedily said "lets jammin' like a salmon" Everybody rides on Sonics backpack or David's hovercycle and they zoom away to Robotropolis! BEEEZZOOOOMM!!! BOOMMBBAAARRROOOO!!! The village is NO MORE!!! As a hoverunit dropped a therobomb on it. ------- Uncle Cucks Secret House in Robotopolis After a few months of exciting battles with brand new robot enemies the FF's never saw before including a SWATbot hoberbiker gang (David Gonterman beat them in a street race) they were sitting around at Unclue Chucks secret house doing stuff. Cream and cheese played Sonic's Sega Genesis collection on Xbox360 (a present from David Kintobor). sally and Bunnie organizd the cogs and spokets. Tails drew pictures of Rouge a lot until Rotor asked him to do some of Cream's mom. Meanwhile in the computer room, cyberspace cowboy David Kintobor was jacked into cyberspace thru his "deck" which was an alienware laptop with oclus rift. Uncle Chuck walks in "Dang Davey, you been jackin for 12 days straight!" David Kintobor freestyled a poem about cyberspace ## I hack the web going the speed of 2600 baud i phreak god's phone line zippityzap flash juicy peanut butter and jam on the lightcycles i zoom off the game grid to chibi city down at the capsule hotel i get wonkey with Molly SQL inject the meatware Cybercowboys called me the phastest phreak who ever phracked the phrontier i was it man this is hisotry ## Bookshire said "how beutiful! " and wiped away a tear "all right Ruyard Kipling, quit screwin around and crack the crypto on those WinRARs" Uncle Chuck advised. ---- CYBERSPACE "YYEEEEHHAAW" hooted David Kintobor. He was riding his trusty wireframe hoverbike steed accross the green grid of the internet. He gets Uncle Chucks message "Hy Chuck I'm a poet and I don't know it!" Next, "hmm" thinks David "I gotta contact Sandra Nightweaver to help with these .rars" He puts the internet bike in TOP GEAR to a big purple cube called "www.nightweaver.net" (authors note: This intro is PHRACKIN AMAZING. Too bad the site is down now but it's achived!! link: http://web.archive.org/web/20040925103755/http://www.nightweaver.net/ description: mashup of "End of all hope" by nightwish and WAY COOL sonic fanfiction art) David walks into Sandra's cyber home, the offices of Nightweaver Productions. "Howdy" he says Sandra was practicing her opera singing. Well she uses her encryption powers to open the rars. "Sandra gasped "Oh....my..." David Gonterman says "..PHRACK!" Uncle Chucks head pops in "That phrack don't sound good sonny boy" David says "It's .....COMMANDER PACKBELL!!!" Davey-kins and Sandra drive down the Matrix highway at 9billion parsecs per nanosecond. They get to the Robotropolis server and use their shotguns and light sabers to cut through an army of cybernetik robo-guards. David yells into the chat window "Yo chuck tell sonic to sit his blue butt in front of the TV and watch this!" He jacks in a live feed! UPLOAD!! ---------- [On TV] Doo doo doo doo doody doo doo doo IT'S THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!!!! LIVE!!! From Robotropolis!! THE 100th EPISODE!!!! NOW!!!! HERE HE IS YOUR FAVORITE CHUBBY NUB DOCTOR ROOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOTNNIIIKKKKKKKKK!!!!! Robotnik: *runs out on stage and dives into a kiddy pool of donuts. h e stuffs his fat face with them* SWAT bots: WOO HOO!!!! *CLAP!* CLAP*!!! Robotnik: Wow. 100 episodes. What a journey its been eh Snivley? Snivley: yes sir Robotnik: seems like just yesterday i was imrpovising a little TV show when i took over the TV station. and from that it just exploded in popularity. Snively: yes very popular with the robots sir SAWTBOT: YEAH WOO HOO Robotnik: Now before we start the big show tonite I'd like to show you this montage. Rool it Snivley (clips from previous episodes of the Robotnik Show are shown to the tune of "Good Riddance (Time of your life)" by Greenday) We see: (Sonic beating Snivley good in the TV station during Sonic Fights Robotnik 1) (interview with Ken Penders) (Grounder and Scratch doing stupid stuff) (Robotnik throws a garbage can at Dr Quack's head) (golf cart mall chase from Sonic Fights Robotink 6) (Frank Sinatra singing) Robotnik: *sniff* good times Sniveley: very good sir Robotnik: okaay now on with tonites episode! interesting stuff you're wearing Snivley: oh yeas sir (he's got a green mowhawk wearing a necklace made of 3.5" floppy dicks) Robotnik: *is wearing a T-Shirt that says "HACK THE PLANET* Robotnik: It's a very special cyberpunk-themed episode! Our guests tonight are William Gibson and PAc-Man Robotnik: because on tonights show we are gonna bring back .... SWAT bots: ...*waiting*... Robotnik: COMMAAAAANNDDERR PPAAAACKKBEELLL!!!! SWATBOTS: WOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOO!!! YES!!! OH BABY!! Robotnik: Now with upgraded AI to make him the SMARTEST ROBOT OF ALL TIME YEEEAHHH!!! SnivleyL: wow sir but i always wondered... Robotnik: What Snivley: why do you always use Commnader Packbell instead of somebody like Metal Sonic from the incident at Little Planet Rocbnik: uhhhh....Little...huh? Snivley: Sonic CD sir Robotnik: ooh yeah well Commander Packbell is just a great guy !! Everybody knows who he is, thats why he's in so many fanfictions. Snivley: he sucks sir Robotnik: SHUTUP SNIVLEY!!! Ah, no he does kinda stuck but we're stuck with him, OH WELL!!! SWAT BOTS: ..... Robotnik: HEEEEYYYY SNIVLEY!!!!!! Snivley: ahh umm yes sir? obotnik: What can you tell me about "cyber punk"? Snivley: It's a kind of fiction sir... Robotnik: *interrupting* Fiction about ....DIGITAL things??? Snivley and the SWATbot orchestra: *rockin out on gitars and drums* Robotnik sings "Fiction (Dreams in Digital)" by Orgy. Robotnik does the vocals and Snively does the robot voice parts. Robotnik: IT SEEMS UNREALL THAT SHES DREMING IN DIGITAL!!!!~~ Snively: dreeams in digital ------------ Meanwhile in CYBERSPACE David Kintobor and Sandra Nightweaver are jamming thru the maze on lightcycles they stole from tron. They get to the center and plant a port scan NUKE. BEEP BOOP BEEP Davey arms the nuke. "YO DAVEY-KINS!" yells uncle chuck "You gotta get outta that sector way past fast! Cut the juice loose and move yer caboose!" David" Why Chuck" "Somethin big and bad is on my telnet! if it catches you your meatware is gonna be flamebroiled like a Whopper at Furry Burger King! Flatlined!" Uncle Chuck communicated. "Ok Sandra change of plans we gotta escape to a GOPHER hole and jack off immediately!" said David Kintobor Then they wear; WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA Se a huge yellow thing... "PAC-MAAAANN!!!!" yells Sandra. "wakka wakka wakka" ate pacman. They zipzoom around the maze but it's no use, pacmac keeps going through the tunnel and tricking them. Finally Davey-Kins has a plan, he stands in front of Pac-man! WAKKWAKKWAKA Thenn...pulls out his SAWED OFF SHOTGUN and shoves it down Pac's BIG MOUTH! "Eat my fruit" says David WAKKA-BOOOOMM-DITTY-BOOM_BAAANNGG!!! Pacman's brains are blown out his skull and he makes a pacman dieing noise. "See you in hell PHRACK-Man" quips Davey They jack outta the net but meanwhile.... ------------- [Back to the Robotnik show] Robotnik: Hey everybody were back! SWATBOTS: OH..........BOY BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! *lights flicker* Robotnik: Uh...what the fock was that? Snively: Damage report sir: The power plant has blown up because hackers set the core temperature to 1 billion zillion degrees fahrenheit Robotnik: The power plant? Now that's what I call a shock to the system! Snivley jumps on the drums and starts playing a beat! Billy Idol runs on stage!1 BOT GOT NUTSS!! SWABOTS: WOOOO! Billy Idol and Robotnik sing "Shock to the System" ------- ROBOTROPILIS 11:42 PM Central Robotic Time Sonic David Gonterman and everybody run to the death egg to fight in there. Massive army of robots attack and theres a big huge massive battle scene . A giant TANKbot appears! "BEEP BEEP FREEEDOM FIGHTERS DETECTED BEEP BBEPP ACTIVATE KILL FREEDOM FIGHTERS PROGRAM!!! BEEP" said TANKBot Sonic tried to lazer it but it was made of reflective coating! Tails and Bunnie fought smaller bots with kung-fu. The TANKbot cause problems until David Kintobor shots its weak spot with his shot gun. BADDOOOMM!! Tankbot died. Next PLANEbot attacked!! "Well that's new" exlaimed Sonic!! PLANEbot dropped bombs on the FF's. "HAHAHA DIE HA HA!" droned PLANEbot. Tails flied up to it and did ninja kicks on it's CPU. Uncle Bob fired the shotgun! PLANEbot fires a missle! "FOCK!" yelled bob, he jumps on it and surfs it up to Planebots nose! Tails and Uncle Bob do the TaekwonDo Shotgun dragon kick combo! (Tails leg catches on fire and Bob shoots it with the shotgun causing a huge fireball) "HHAIIYYEEEHAAA!!!" ROOOBONNGG BLLLEEEMM!!! Planebot goes down in flames! "ha ha" they laugh! Putting the boots to robot butts the FF's clean up and enter the Death Egg core.... --------- [TV] Robotnik: We're back! And now lladebots and gentlebots put your metal hands together for cyberpunk author WILLIAM GIBSOOOON!!!! SWATbots: *clangclang* YAYYY Snivley and the bots play 8bit chiptune music *beepboopbbeepyboop* William Gibson comes on stage Willaim Gibson:... YES Robotnik: This right here is the guy who invented the internet in his stories. But Al Gore stole the idea from you, that sucks. Will: YES Robotnik: I thought so. So my favorite book by you is...uh..that one where the kids download the garbage file and there's that bad guy who rides a skateboard. Oh and the Da Vinci virus! Will: Y-YES....*BLORCH* William Gibson turns into a puddle of gray goo!! Robotnik: erf?! The good turns into a wolf....RYAN HUBER?!? Robotnik: Who the FOCK is that?! Snively shrugs Ryan: Remember me Ro-butt-nik? Robotnik: Well obviously not! Ryan: I'm the shapeshifter freedom fighter Ryan Huber from classic 1990s Sonic fanfiction such as the Newcomer Robotnik: Oh a shapeshifter. H'es like that guy from Furry Deep Space Nine Snively: yes sir the one with the weird head A PEZ-bomb goes KABOOOM!!! Vision LORD OF PEZ appears! PEZ: I'm back too Crazy Ivo. Time to absopositivetivleydiddlydooddly die! Robotnik: *coughs PEZ dust* (huge fight breaks out) In the middle of the fight Sonic the freedom fighters and David Kintobor attack!! (more fighting) David Kintobor tackles robotnik David : ARRRGG They fall down a trap door! The FF's form a circle as Tails and Snively kung fu fight Tails: WEE HOOO HHAAAAII Snively: CHOP CHOOP KICK!!! WOOO The jump kick eachother in mid-air!!!!!!! KABLAMO! --------- UNDER THE SCRAP BRAIN ZONE Robotnik and Davey-Kins fall down into this area. Davey pulls out the shotgun and shoots at Robotnik's head! Robotnik ducks his head down like a turtle. "Huuwha?" erps Davey "Yeah I thought you would try that again HAHAHA!" laughed fatboy. They sword fight with their metal arms! KLANG! BONG! BADOONG! But after a few minutes they get tired and sit down. "Jaysus" said Davey "When ya gonna give this up Buttfat? It was bad enough that ah got blamed for slavery back on earth and now y'all are givin humans a bad name on this planet!" "O ho ho ho" Robotnik guffawed "Interesting you would mention slavery. Let me tell you something about slaves!" "These furries are nothing more than a slave race!" Robotnik fatly declared "SHUTUP" Davey spat "Did you ever wonder why these furries speak the same language we do? Why they have cultures that are the same as Earths? Why there's so many things identical to earth but are called "Furry"?" Robotnik explained "Ah guess ah never th'aw tat'bow 'tit that much" Daved contemplated Robotnik went on more "Thats because these furbags are from Earth. Mobius IS Earth in the far future!" "The hybrid-animals, or as I call them Furries were created thousands of years ago by biological experimentation.. They were used as slave laborers because they were cheaper than robots.And these furries didn't have "human rights" because they're not human!" David looked "Not every country allowed them but enough furries were created that they started a rebellion against the humans. I went to space to get off that furry infested HELL HOLE" Robotnik told ------ FLASHBACK LAUNCH BASE Robotnik is in the space rocket. But the raido comes on: "Eggman! Come in callsign Eggman! You must start the launch now!" "huh" replied Robotnik "Why" The raido said "We are under attack by FURRYS!!!" "Oh FOCK" Robotnik yipped Thousands of furrys were attacking the launch base! These furrys were more ugly than the Mobius furrys. The rocket launches into space as angry furrys launch RPGs and things blow up KABOOM!!! Robotni says "AARRRR I HATE FURRY!!!!"" -------- Back in the present... "Me and Snivley made it to the sapce colony ok. We were building robots but...some of the colonists were doing furry experiements! We did what we had to do and dropped some BIG NUKES on it!! AHAHAHA!" Robotnik smiled remembering "We went back to space but crash landed on a planet annd....the planet was like Earth but ALL FURRIES. I discovered we had somehow travelled to Earth thousands of years later and ALL THE HUMANS WERE DEAD!!" "Human's t'aint that great anyhoo!" Davey-kins countered "ooh well I hope you like it because there's no way for the human race to continue now without female humans! No the only think to do was...KILL ALL FRUUIES" Robotnik cont'd "The furries technology was JUNK! Snivley and myself made some laser guns and bots but then that" he air quoted "wizard" Robotnik said "Naugus showed up and said blah blah humans ooo been a long time since I saw those etc. Anyways we got him to use his mind control powers to start a war between the Great Kingdom and the Paw Empire. I got King Acorn to hire "Julian Kintobor" as minister of science and give me the resources to build my robot army!" Davey said "And the rest...is SatAM history" "Exactly!' robotnik approved "Now you know how much it pains me to see my own son as a degenerate furry...BUT...I know its not your fault your like that! You can still join us and tkae over OUR planet!" "I'll never join you buttnik!" Davey choked "Whats your endgame, we turn everything into robots and DIE?!" "Bwa ha" laughted Robot "No...we will build AI robots to continue the legacy of the human species! We wont let the furrys win!" "PHRACK THAT!" loudly said Davey-kins "My girlfriend Sonia is a furry I'm gonna be furry till the day I day!" "Grr" went Robotnik "That day will be today then" Davey battle cried "YARG!" ----------- THE TV SHOW Tails and Snviley in an intesnse and skilled kung-fu battle. Kicks and punches everywhere. Snivley does his secret move. He pulsl out a rockett launcher and "GO GO SNIV MISSILES!" he fires a bunch of missles and Tails. But tails blow them away with his Tials! WHOOSE Snivley isn't blowcking Tails does his super attack! Tails yells "HYPER KITSUNE UPPERCUT!!!!!!" KKEEEEBLLAAAMMUU!!!! Snivleys head is punched off and flies into space!! The crowd said "all right tails" "Way past cool t2" said Sonuc Tails bows to Bunnie-sensei Bunnie response "You are master of country bumpkin style. HAI!" Rotoro Remembered "Oh no I haven't drank any coffee yet!" He walked over to the coffee machine and turned it on" "doo do doo doo" hummed Rotor THEN... Computer voice girl: NUCLEAR MISSILE DETONATION ON THE LAUNCH PAD IN 10...9.... Rotor screamed "Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh noh!@!!" and ran around waving his arms Sonic said "go fast time" Everybody escapes riding on Sonic and.... NNNUUUUKKKKEEEEE!!!! Robottropis explodes in a musroom cloud! Sonic yells "What di you do Rotor?!?!" Rotor went "oh no oh no i forgot bad things always happen when i drink coffee!" Tails cried out "DAVEEEYYY!! Daveys still in ther!!!" BUt we see somebody walking away from the nuclear explosion. It's Davey-Kins. He looks kinda sad. Sally asked "Robotnik?" "Dead" said Davey-kins... ------------ KNOTWHOLE VILLAGE Back at Kothole a big party. Davey-kins told the crowd his story. GASP! "..then ah threw Robouttnik like a fat flabby beach ball and he couldnt get up. He pulled out the nuke launcher remote but ah was...TOO FAST FER THE NEKKID EYE! and got outta thar." HOORAY! Sally-girl and Bunnie-Girl and others were getting drunk on Acorn Beer. Ryan Huber was hanging out too. "oooh yeah dat secret interview! " he woo'd "Wasn't that cool Sally?!" "duuhh huh huh yeah cool we should do that again hah ha *hic* " drunkly spewed Sally Sonic heard it and "The interview..I dunno what that is but I'm gonna find out!" He Sonic sdashed to Sallys Hut and asked Nicole 'Yo Nicole! I got a prob ya dig?" Nicole said "What the prob my main man" Sonic "yo theres some kinda mondo nonsense going on about the 'ol secret interviews. you gotta jam me a fanfic from this ryan huber cat ya dig and make it way past fast babe" Nicole beeped "Yo i dig my main hedgehog" Sonic read the fanfic called The Newcomer and sees... (author's note: Ryan Huber wrote this note me) [[Note: The questions and answers are being kept totally confidential, as Sally doesn't want the interview to be known by all, because she wants to use these questions over to ask others in the future. See "Run with the Fox", by Kris Kelley, for more details.]] (back to Sonicfan!) Sonic umm'd "Huh! What the chilidogs could it be?" ------------ KNOTHOLE PARTY Sonic runs out side . Back to Sally Sonic hollad "YO SALLY!" "what huhuhhuh" mumbled Sally Sonic ranted 'Yo yo Sal you keep talkin bout the secret interview and I never got to do that!" Sally laughed "But Sonic your the #1 freedom fighter you dont need da interview hehehe lol" Sonic yelled "NO SALLY! I WANNA DO THE INVERTIEW! I WANNA DO IT NOW!!" Sally said "whatever. hey Amy lets do a job interview" Amy smoothly went "allll right" --------- SALLYS HUT Sonic is sitting on the bed Sally and Amy come out wearing sailor scout uniforms? Sonic said "cool" Sally announced "I am pretty soldier Sally Moon!" Amy hotly said "And I'm Chibi Rose! Hello!" Sonic said This is neat but what happens next?" JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT! CRAQSH! Rotor should "ooooh noooo!" and landed on the bed Sonic said to him "Yo rote what the chilidog are you doing up there!" Rotor replied "I was picking apples and I fell off the ladder" Sonic realized something "Hey...is that what happened when you fell through the roof a long time ago?" Rotor excitiedly said "It was! I was gonna tell you but you never asked" Sonic said "Wow mystery solved! Thanks Rote. Okay okay, sorry gals back to the secret interview. What the next part??" Amy JUMPS ON SONIC! "Yiffy time!" squealed Amy. Rotor says "All right yiffy time!" Sonic goes "YIFFY TIME??! WHAT...THE....FOOOOCCKKK!!!!?!???!???" (it was loud) Sally said "Uh sonic....you see" Sonic squirreled "WHAT SALLY WHAT!!! You were YIFFING THEM!!?? ALL THOSE HUMAN GUYS!!" Sally cried "No Sonic it's the secret Acorn royal ritual! All princesses do it because...the magic spell turns humans into furries...and if we don't they might become a Robotnik! I'm sorry Sonic..." Sonic screamed "AAAAHHHGHAAAAAGAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!" and ran out the door without opening it -------- KNOTHOLE Sonic ran way Davey-Kins said "Another adventure done, another dead Robotnik, eh Sonic?" Sonic yelled in his face "you focking fock!" Davey just went "wooah..." Sonic ran away speedyquick and Sally and Amy went out of the hut looking glum. The crowd stared and was puzzled and some furs said "Huh? What?" Looks like yiffy time was cancelled. SNIVELYS DECAPITATED HEAD FALLS OUT OF THE SKY AND ROTOR CATCHES IT!! "At least I got some head!" joked Rotor EVERYBODY LAUGHED ! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA" THE END -------- CREDITS (Frank Sinatra sings over the ending credits) Frank Sinatra: Teleportation yeah! Skooby-doo-boo-dop! Yeah! (He sings Cosmic Eternity - Believe in Yourself) WRITTEN BY: SONIC FAN DIRECTED BY SONIC FAN ORiGINAL CHARACTERS BY: SONIC FAN ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS BY DAVEY KINS KINTOBOR and RYAN HUBER and LORD OF PEZ and BOOKSHIRE DRIFTWOOD Frank Sinatra: Extrordiary theeng can happen when you believein your self!!! You got to have some faith in your self and have respect for your freeeennd!! SPECIAL THANKS TO SANDRA NIGHTWEAVER PAC-MAN AND BILLY IDOL Frank Sinatra: When you feel tight look at yourself a dooby doo! Inside your kookoo heart you find a special place to doobydooby unwind! dooby doo doo! COMSIC ETERNITY! (screen goes black) (a yellow Robotnik is juggling the Chaos Emeralds) TRY AGAIN Sonic: WHAT THE FOCK?????????????????? ------------