ACT III Wizard and The Emeralds Knothole VIlong The furrys all sat arount the campfire and roaster mashmallows and drank freedom fighter lemondae and the usual stuff. Your typical victory celebration scene. Chris Petrruci got up on a tree stump and said "and a 1 and a 2 and..." Then he sang the song of the Second Death Egg Battle ~ The mission was dark But Sonic was smart The bots did shoot But Sonic had the cybersuit So did snivley Sonic beat him goodly Then he jammed past cool Snivley looked a fool Then he died in outer spaaaace!! ~ An arrow flew right in Chris Petrruccis mouth! "URRK GURRK!" coughed Chis. He spit out the arrow There was a note attached to it. "Mondo strange" questioned sonic "we should check it out" The note says: HA HA! HO HO! My name is Ixis Naugus - wizard king of mobius! You must bow down to me! I demand you bring me your Princess Sally because if you do not I will kill KING ACORN!! MWA HA HA HA! A ubs drive was taped to the note Sally plays it in her computer (Nicole) KING ACORN?! hologram appeared Acorn: Hello sally, "Bean" please help me! Sally crie tears "daddy!" Sonic "no way it's a mondo trap sal. Sally said "your right but we have to go save my father!" ----- THE CASTLE OF ILLUSION A dark castle with lighting bolts wa s in hte forbidden mountain zone. Inside, 2 evil schemers were plotting the next move! "ahh yess soon i shall be the god of all furrys again! wee hee hee!" chortles Nagus. "Very good....urrghhhh......SIR" said Robotnik "Yess robotnik and when they come attack them with your robots you will! as per our original agreement!! or I will turn you into a carrot again!" said nagus. (backgroun information: Nagus was betrayed by Robotnik earlier in the SATAM timeline. When robotnik "died" he actually wen to the void and escaped with naugus. now he is nauguses assistant.) "Now we wait" hmmd Nagus "ha ha ha!" King Acord was hanging from the celing in a cage "Get me outta hewre!" he yelled "No!" said Nagus "but i will entertain you with some jamming!" Nagus told Robotnik "okay you like this yes? let us do the jamming!" Nagus uses his wizard powers to make some medival instuments play a 1000 year old wizard song. He does a stupid little dance and sings "laddy doo ladde dee la la dee day doo da!" Robotnik gumbled "i've got to get snivley back" *facepalm* ---------- FORBIDDEN MOUNTAIN ZONE So Sonic and frends travel across the dangeours Zone, there was much hardship and they almost died a few times but 8 weeks later they get to the castle. And yes, it's THAT Castle of Illusion so the Knothole FF's battled the tree stump guy, Jack in the Box and the Cookie Dragon (Dulcy ate it) "Burp" said Dulcy But then robots attacked which they were not expecticking". Fortunately Sonic brough the Sybersuit and in an amazing battle the robots were turned into metal mush by his supernova laser cannon and other cber weapons. "who made these robots? " wondered Rotor In the final room they see Nagus, the King and "DOCTOR RO-BUTTNIK!" screamed Sonic "You're alive?!?" "Hahahah yes" blubbered the fat Doctor. Sonic thought this battel would be a piece o cake. But it wasn't Nagus magic poweres were too strong even for Cybersonic. They were forced to run away!? When they get out side everybody was still there but.... TAILS IS MISSING!??! "NOOOOOOOOO!" yelped Sonic. They can't go back in the castle because nagus put it in a magic bubble. --------- Knothole Village Soni said "Tails oh my gosh nooo tails!!" Sonikc was very emotional about this "There there sonic said" Sallt Uncle Chuck said "Lets just come up with a plan" "Yeah" wimpered Sonic "we just need,..the ol' plan" But Sonic was really scared secretly he doesnt want the freedom fighters to see. "knock knock" went the door. Who's there? The door opened it was.. "Uh...h-hey guys how's it going" said... "SNIVELEY!?!?" shouteed everebody at the same time Sniveley brought his army of robots too "FOCK YOU SNIV i'm gonna JUICE TIME WITH LIME on your stupid BUTT!!!" arrghed Sonic. "Ahh wait wait lets not be hasty " said Snively. He handed the remote control to Sally. "I want to join the freedom fighters!" said Sniveley "Why should we TRUST YOU!!!?" yelled Sally right in his face! "Ooooh dear I had to get away from Naugus and Robotnik. I can help you fight them and you can use the robots I stole from Robotnik" said Sniveley Antoinne scoffed "last time ee' bring le robots zey ees almost destory le village de Knot'ole! oui oui." "Antoines right" said Rotor "This guy is a real bad news bear" Sally used the remote controls to make the robots bow and say "HAIL ACORNS!" "hmm Sonic a robot army could be useful. And these robots weren't always evil" said Sally "Yeah sal" said Sonic "I remember that from Blast from the Past part 1 & 2" "Sonic..." nudged Rotor "Oh I mean... when we got the timestones and went back in time to stop Robotnik! (thanks for the save rote!)" said Sonic "ok Snively you can be a Freedom Fighter but...." Sally said "you must pass the secret freedom fighter interview" "Ahh...no that's er okay I shouldn't do that because um....I am a human!" eeked Snively. "Well fine then" said Sally "Our newest freedom fighter Snively!" "Yaa woo hoo " wne the crowd. They clapped a bit unenthusiastically (they're not 100% sure on this Snively idea). "Secret internview?" inquired SOnic "I never got to do that!" Sally said "Well...uhh" JUST THEN DULCY TRIPPED ON AN ORANGE AND WENT "wooooAAAHH" and crashed into some pots and pans *CLANG BANG* and babbled "DUHHHH huh MOMMY no time for me get up go school me want sleepy DUUHHHH" "Whew" though Sally "that flying Barney comes in handy sometimes." --------- THE CAMPFIRE The freedom fighters were all hanging out with the new member Snivley. "Yo Snive" asked Sonic "Why are you and Dr. butt-boy-nik so evil?" "Well answered Snively "You see Sonic it's a long story but we didn't come from this planet!" said Snively (if you believe him). "Huh?" Sonic chirped "We were on a colony in another planet in space. But there was a war with the furries. The furries wanted to kill all the humands and...." Sniveley explained "we had to escape the plant becasue the furries were going to kill us. We got in the spaceship and crash landed on Planet Mobius! But then...the entire planet was furries!" "Yeah" said SOnic "Robotnik hated furries. He told me the furries would kill us unless we took over the planet. So we did. But...he doesn't want to just reboticize all furries,, he wants them to die!!" said Snivley "Why would you come to another planet to kill everybody" said Rotor "Robotnik is crazy! I think Dr. Chucks robotocizer might have saved the furries from being killed! Robotniks ultimate plan was to make a race of AI robots to take over the planet" said Snivley "Really?" sonci added "Is this the whole story Snivley it sounds like stuff is missing?" "No thats all the important stuff" said Snively "a heh..heh..erp" "Thats cool long stories piss me off" Sonic said "anyways how to we beat Naugus" "Naugus...he knows about THE CHAOS EMERALDS!" snivley revealed "The CHAOS EMERALDS?!?" sonic spaty "But those disapperead at the end of the crystal mine battle!" "Not quite" relplied Sniv "a hyper sonic reaction sent them to the Chaos dimension. But nagus was helping me locate them. I made a list search "Chaos Emeralds" on Furry Google Maps" "However" he warned "the locationas are only approximate and it will take some searching" "YOOO!" Knuckles jumped out of a tree "HEY MON DID SOMEBODY SAY SEARCH FOR EMERALDS! THATS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO MAN!!" "Holy crap Knuckles turn down your volume" sonic complained "Hows dis mon?" Knuckles normally said "Lets find dose emeralds" --------- THE CHAOS EMERALD ADVENTURE! RED EMERALD One day sonic ran past a pole but it opened a portal to the chaos dimension. There were weird blocks and diamonds and the whole stage rotated but sonic got the emerald easily enough. BLUE EMERALD The FF's came to a house that said TANKBOT on the mailbox. "uh oh oh no oh no oh no!" said Rotor "I've got a bad feeling about this " cowered Snively. Sonic knocks on the door wearing the cybersuit in case of trouble. TANKbot opens the door. "HI THERE" said TANKbot "Yo robo-head! Hand over the emerald!" Sonic threatened. "I DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE" droned TANKbot "IM RETRIED" "WHAAAT?!" sonic spewed "no way robts never retire from being evil!?" "Hmm perhaps this is the AI robotnik was talking about " theorized Snively. So Sonic and friend went in the house and inside was Mrs Tankbot and Baby Tankbot "HELLO THERE!" said Mrs Tankbot "I MADE METAL COOKIES WANT SOME?" "oh no we couldn't digest metal" smiled Sally "We wanted to know if we could borrow your chaos emerald" "I DONT KNOW" droned TANKbot "It's very important" said Snively "OH PLEASE TANKY THIS IS OUR GOOD FRIEND SNIVELY FROM ROBOTROPOLIS" said Mrs TANKbot "OH OKAY" TAANKBot droned "ITS IN THIS ROOM HERE" They all go in a room "A ROOM.....OF DEATH!!!" said TANKBOT "HA HA HA WE TRICK YOU HA HA!" laughed Mrs TANKBOT The tankbots attack with flame throwers and grenade launchers. "Like I always say, robots never retire from being evil!" said Sonic Sonic punched tankbot in the head! Mrs tankbot throws flaming cookie blades and Sally she backflips and cuts off her (tankbot's) arms with a laser katana! Bunnie punches tankbot "OH MAH STARS aw dayum ah ain't got a robot arm anymore shucks ah plum forgot aw heck" her arm was store "Mon cheri Bunnie i say oui oui antoine weel save tu" heroically spoke Antoine. Antoine threw cards at the bots, he was trying to be Gambit I guess (this idea was taken from a David Gonterman story) Sonic hugged the freedom fighters! "Awww!" said Sally Sonic did PROTECTIVE PHTONO SHIELD! Snivley called in an airstike with the ion cannon and YEEEEBOOOOMMM!!!!! The entire tankbot house was blown to smithereen!!! The FF's were okay because of the cybersuit shield. Baby tankbot was craling away "GOO GOO WAAAH" Rotor jumped in teh air "WOOHOO!" and stomped on it making the robots head EXPLODE! "1up motherFOCKER!" yelled Rotor "sweet bro" said Sonic holding a blue chaos emerald. YELLOW CHAOS EMERALD Big the cat found it inside a fish GREEN CHAOS EMERALD Won at the Carnival Night Zone by Bunnie at the crane game WHITE CHAOS EMERALD One day cream and cheese were throwing a baseball around. "That's no baseball it's a chaos emerald" said Bookshire. He picks it up. LIGHT BLUE CHAOS EMERALD Dulcy flew into a tree because that's all she does and POOF out came the emerald. PURPLE CHAOS EMERALD Uncle Bob Prower was in a sniper duel with Fang the Sniper (aka Nack the Weasel) his arch-enemy from the Furry Troubles. After 1 month of trying to snipe each other Fang stepped on a landmine Bob planted. GA-SPLOTCH! Blood and bits of meat all over the place. "fock ye wanker!" growled bob. He picks up Frangs hat and the emerald drops out. "Hmm this be a chos emerald! I gottae tell me nephew Tials!" Bob remarked. Bob tried to call tails but he didn't pick up "wat the fock! hae must be in trouble! ach! i gottae go to Knothole!" Off he went to Knothole Village. But before he get's there... ------------- AT THE CASTLE OF ILLUSION "Ahhh, Kitsune" cackled Naugus "not seen one of you in quite some time is very rares yes???" "Uh your weird" answered Tails "Look lookee" he pointed (Naugus) to a big statue of a fox with 9 Tails. "Kitsune he is, he was the first one" Naugus explained "Very important things he did for furries yes" "You know you don't really look like a furry to me you troll lobster goat thing" Tails quipped "Hush you! I am greatest furry" Naugus raged "Away go you!" Naugus walked around his throne room talking to invisible furries or something "yess all bow to Naugus mwa hah aha!" Tails and Robotnik sat around being bored. "Man I thought I'd never say this this, but I really miss the Robotnik show" Tails said to Robotnik "Me too kid" replied Robuttnik "What are we supposed to do here anyway?" asked Tails "This castle doesn't even have cable TV or the internet." King Accorn suggested "There's a wizard chess board with big living pieces that fight" "No thats stupid" said Tails "got any video games?" Robotnik said "there is a SEGA..." "Cool!" Tails said "We can play Streets of Rage" Robotnik continued "..it's a SEGA master system and it only has Alex Kidd games" "FOCK!" swore Tails naugus teleported in "Hey whats wrong with Alex Kidd he's cool!" Tails & Robotnik & King Acorn siad "Uuughhhh...." ------------ KNOTHOLE BVILLAGE The FF's made a plan Uncle bob said Ay lets fockin save tails" he loaded his triple-barrel shotgun Sonic shouted "JUICE N SPRUCE WITH THE JAM HAM FLIM-FLAM PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM M'MAM" "Oh Sonic how do you keep coming up with those, tee hee" said Sally romantically "Guess I'm just a way past cool writer" winked Sonic ZOOOM they blast off at warp 9 back to the castle, Sonic turns super sonic and bursts through the bubble, there's a huge fight, tons of robots get their butts kicked, they saved Tails, everybody cheers but Naugus Robotnik and the King aren't tehre. MIght as well blow up this castle, was the freedom fighters idea. Tails guarded the chaos emeralds while everybody else planted C4. Tails whistles emerald hill music but then a mysterious flying bat drops in. "Hey there" said the Bat. It's Rouge but she's wearing succubus costume. "Guuhhh" drooled Tails. "Those are some nice emeralds. hee hee he" she moaned "I would love to have them cutie fox" She blew a heart at Tails, it hits him and he goes DURP. "Now I will drain your life energy and take these hee hee!" she said "Drain my life energy?" went Tails "ooooh boy!" ------- BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW-CHICK-CICKA "Groovy!" exclaimed Tails (questionable sound FX here) A short time later Sonic and the gang return "uh tails...the chaos emeralds are gone" said OSnic "OH FOCK THE EMERALDS ARE GONE!!" Tails was passed out "uurrgg....a succubus monster attacked me" "Oh no we must get him to Dr. Bookshire immedialtely!" cried Sally They see Rouge just before she flies out a windows screaming "HAHAhAHAHA KEEE KEEE" Sonic remarks "You got "attacked" by Rouge? Nice." "Nice" says Knuckels "bien" said Antoine So after that. Knuckles: I know where she gonna take dem emeralds mon! Sonic: where Knuckles: DEFLOATING ISLAND MON! But de island is not so floating any more after it blew up in de last story. mon. Rotor asked "Wait. Why?" Knuckles responded "Because dats where DE MASTER CHAOS EMERALD BE BOYEEEEE!!" ------------ FLOATING ISLAND RUINS 4:55 pm (sunset) When they get there they don't see robots but Nagus'es evil army of demonic things. "Well heck y'all there sure is a lota evil monsters " observed Bunnie "Why heck y'all some of em are troll and some of em are orcs and some of em are dragons and some of em are imps and some of ewm are cacodemons and some of em are jason voorhees and some of em are the Cycloid Emperor. And heck all y'all..." "SOME EM ARENT EVEN THINGS AT ALL" Sonic interrupted "okay can we go now!" "No let me finish Sugah!" shouted Bunnies "ahem...and heck all y'all some of em things ain't even evil monsters at all!" An action-acked and exciting battle ensues but after a hard fough victory the Knothole gang goes to the emerald. ---------- THE EMERALD Rouge gives the emeralds to Naugus "Very good my pet hee hee ho ho" said Naugus petting her on the head Rouge "yays" she's happy. Because she is one of his minions of evil. "And now that I have the meeralds" proclaimed Naugus "YAAAAAAWN" preemptively yawned Robotnik "Boring background information speech time" "YOU FOCK YOURSELF CAN GO!" spitted Naugus Then he yells "Now I use the power of the chaos emeralds to summon chaos!! now I will defeat him and take back the magic powers he stole from me!!!!" Flying in out of nowhere it's Knuckles!! He punches Naugus and he drops all the chaos emeralds! Knuckles grabs em! But...the master chaos emerald cracks open and Chaos comes out! "Roaor!" went Chaos Chaos goes onto Naugus "arrrgg its burning me aaaahh!!!" "Oh no that sucks" mocked Robotnik "Gee lemme see if I can help you" Robotnik shoots him with a glue gun. Now naugus can't move. Sonic Turns super Sonic and spin dashes him HARD! (authors note: Knuckles gave Sonic the emeralds) WAKKA WAKKA BOOM ! Looks like Nagus is dead. BUT NOT CHAOS!!! He's turning into the ULTIMATE DRAGON CHAOS!!!!! "OH FOCK ME!!!" scared Sonic said. "ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGROOOOOOOO!!!!!" went the HUGE Chaos DRAGON!!! Snivleys robot army to the rescue!! They all fight chaos! Let the battle commence! AAAARGG!!! SSHUUUUMMPP!! WAABOOMM!! KRALAKAKA! VOOSH!! Dulcy: NUUUKKEEE BRREAATHH!!! XXXEERRKKK!! ZIFF!!! SoNIC: THE WAY PAST COOL SUPER SONIC GENEsIS ATTACK!!! ROOOP!!! JJQQQAASSC!! (the following sound FX could not be transcribed because Chaos was making sounds that cannot be heard by beings from this dimension) Sonic finally does "CYBER QUANTUM SPIN SPEED MEGA SPIN ATTTACK HYPERSPEED POWERED-UP WHILWIND SPIN-SLASH ATTACK!!!!" Chaos exploded everybody got wet but cheered anyways. And so the story ended for today but it wasn't over yet! ------------- Interlude THE DARK WOODS Rouge was flying away from the epic fight but she lost her memory because Nauguses spell over he was broken. "oog...what am I doin. All I know is .. I like shiny jewels" She set out to become a professional thief. -----------