====AUTHORS NOTES (revision 2)===== THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER!! Yo yo readers. Welcome to the long awaited HD remake/reimagining of Sonic Fights Robotnik 7. Why are the notes version 2? In the original I was talking about problem with the original Sonic FIghts Robotnik 7, and I said it was too long. But when I was done writing this new story it was LONGER THAN LORD OF THE RINGS!!!! (erf!). So like the JR Tolken story this fanfic is in multiple parts. The reson for this remake is, Sonic Fights Robotnik 1-6 are just really great, well-written, classic, fanfictions. Sonic FIghts Robotnik 8 & 9, 10 years laters, are really good too! But SF7 is..just "okay" I think. Too many crossovers and jokes but not enough character development and world building like the other SFR stories have. Also I wasn't happy with the David Kintobor characters portrayel in the old SFR7. So here I tried to be more tru to David Gonterman's vision and make a way past cool sort-of sequel to Blood & Metal. This is a jam past cool epic tale that will connect all the SFR stories together and bridge the gap between part 6 and part 8 better (Shadowfox series has been retconneced to the GARBAGE). I proudly present the new Sonic Fights Robotnik VII, one of the greatest Sonic stories ever written, ANYWHERE. BUt firts, the LEGAL STUFF! (its short because of the HUUUGE authors notes) LEGAL STUFF====== Relax SEGA i'm not Ken Penders ======LEGAL STUFF OVER [November 8, 2016 AD] SOnIC FAN presents.... (The New) SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK VII Chaos & Emeralds by Sonic Fan ------------- Chapter 1 Mobius explodes and everybody on the planet dies!! THE END! Woah that's the shortest story ever written! ------ Chapter 2 TIME PORTAL Silver the future hedgehog was flying backwards in time! "WOOOAHHHH" he yelled Mobius explosed in reverse because of Silvers time travel powers. Back at the crystal mine the final battler for Mobius is taking place!! BOOM BOOMITY BOOM M POOWWW RRET' A massive explosive and exciting battle is going on in te background. Silver walks past all the fights and goes to the audio control center. He puts "Dreams of an Absolution" on the stereo. All the furrys and robots look confused as they hear "MUSIC FROM THE FUTURE?!?" tails said! Then wendt back to fighting. So the big battle from Sonic Fights Robotnik 6 happened and Sonic beat Robotnik (good). Then he throws the Chaos Emeralds in the air they make a cirtcle and everybody gets derobotzocised, yaaay. Oh and yes Robotnik shoots the master chaos emeral and summons.... CHAOS!!! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!"" Robotnik laughed, evilly "Not so fast puddle-head" said Silver to Chaos "go back in your emerald you WATER" "GRRRRR bullble!" glorgeled Chaos. Silver does an attack ccalled FLUX CAPACITATOR SPINDASH!! Hits chaos and he spashes around but reforms and does a tenticle whipe in Silvers face! "ow my NOSE!!!!!" yells Silva "Hmm I have to stop him from turning in the dragon form and eating the planets core!" thought Silver the hedgehog Silver flies into space and into the sun and then cathces on fire and uses the suns power to turn into a comet then he rams into Chaos at 100000000000 MPH!!!! Chaso turns into a bubble and trapes Silver inside! Its full of water and now Silver will drown to death!!! But Silver (little did they know) only has to breathe once everey 100 years, most of the time he only does it for fun. "He he" said Sivler Silver did a move where he freezes himself into an ice cube. Chaos got frozen too, they smack into the ground at 5555555 light years per second and shatter into a bazillion fragments of dust. The dust blows into space and goes int a black hole.. Sonic was the only one who could see it because his eye is too fast for the naked eye and that all happened in one one billionth of one second. Sonic said "cool dude!" But sonic didnt know what was going on he thoiught it was 2 random guys fighting in the big battle. "Robotnik is dead everybody!! WE wong !! WAAAAAY PAST COOOOL!!!!" said SoNIC. Everybody cheesed "yaay woohooo clap clap hooray for sonic !" "WAY POAST COOL MON" interjected Knuckles. ------ [Time periord: ????] Silver regenerated into himself after going through an out of control temporal fluxiccion. He was in some city. "Huh...the St. Louis arch. I am in St. Lous in the year..*checks phone* 1995 AD?" He's on top of a building a nd nearby a bunch of people are yelling and stuff. On the ground he sees... David Gonterman and his mouse friend Johnny Briz. "Doo doo doo go go power rangers!" sang Dave (note: at this time he was still in the Power Rangers) Johnny Briz says " Uh ohh! I dont think we should have come this way theres a riot!" David Gonterman said "hmm your right its some kind of racial riot, i will call the Zords for help" He pulls out a power rangers walkie talkie. When suddenly!! "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE VARMIT!!!" *click* went the gun which was held by... "Is that... oh its my afrocentrist history teacher. Yo what up teach!" saud Gonterman The (black) lady pointed the shotgun at Davey-kins head "Yall stay back from me yahear!! No good slave owning cracker!! i aint going to back to yer cotton factory!!!" "UH hey miss teacher I'm part of a multiracial and diverse organization called the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Zordon doesn't allow racists to join" said David Silver watching this sees time ripples around the tearcher lady. "Chrono destalification detected? What's happening?" said Silver (to himself) "Y'all gonna take me your estate and free the slaves!" she said davey-Kins replied " M'am I am on welfare. So I dont' own an estate or any slaves but would Y'ALL KINDLY QUIT BLAMIN ME FOR THE SINS OF THE FATHERS?!?!" *doo doo doo dee do do* (power rangers theme) Davey's pager went off He reaches for it... and.. BOOMSHAKALAKABOOM!!! The woman blows up David Gontermans arm with her SHOT GUN!!! "OWWWWWWW!!!!" yelelde Gonterman "OWWWWWW PHRAaAAAAACKK!!! MUH ARM!!!" She runs away and disappears! Johnny Briz runs voer to David. "Noooo!!! Davey!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!: he screames as the cameraman zooms out ---------- Whoosh! ---- Another time warp takes us back to present day Knothole Village... Night time, a few wekks after the final Robotnik battle Tails Hut Sally is reading tails a bedtime story. This scene is super-cute. The books is Altered Destiny by Keith Aksland. Tails is hyped for this bok because its the origin story of Chris Pettruciii. Brief summary: Keith Askland is a human that is teleported to mobius and gets in fights with robotnik but then turns into a raccoon (Chris Petrucci!) for some reason? he gets a wristwatch computer and he use it to play music and he signs songs. They have a funeral for his former self, Keith and he sings Megadeth and everybody is sad. sally was reading "Oh..um this next part is a song" Tails" so we have to go to furry youtube and listen to it?" hje asked Sally said "this is a very old book from 1996 so there's no youtube link. He just wrote the lyrics and that everybody heard the song and cried and was sad" Tails was like "Okay Sally so that means you need to sing it!" hee hee'd Tails. "Tails I don't know Liftin Shadows off a Dream by Dream Theater " she said, sighed "But SALEEEEE you have too!!!!" tails WHINED. Out of nowhere they heard the sweet pluckings of a meloudious guitar/ Then somebody climbed in though the window. Why it's Chris Petrucci of course! "YOu called for a bard m'princess?" he said Then he sang Lifting Shadows off a Dream by Dream theater. Bookshire was there too he wept at the sadness of the song. *SNIFF* (bookshite said) Tails said "Cool man! This story really happened?" "The storeis, they're true. All of it.." said Chris Chris also said "My favorite part was the "secret freddom fighter interview"" "Oh that was fun" blushed Sally "wink" SONIC SPINDASHES IN THROUGH A GLASS WINDOW WITH A GUITAR!!!! "Kept you waiting huh?" said Sonic Jackery prower brings in a drum set and Bunnie plays the spoons. Chris Petrucci joins in with the wristwatch! THey played a new song wirtten by Sonic! Sonic sang: ~ Hes a blue rocket running fast!! Peanut butter and jam Kickin ass fast! Killin bots die Robotnik fat ass!! IN MY WORLD! (my world!) No compromises exists In my world! I'm a open book! yeah! Intergatlatcic hedgehog beat bot butts mach a billion my speed is isn't slow something countdown from 10 it's about to BLOW!!!! MY WORRRLLDD!! ~ Bookshire headbanged Chris petrruci: [WRISTWATCH SOLO!!!!!!] Sally yeleld "No be quiter Tails is going to sleep now!!" BUt the band was using Tails bed for a stage. the rest of Knothole Vilage came to party and they smashed stuff ans threw cans. Amy Rose was there too she threw her bra at the stage but we don't see anything because the cameraman was filing from behind. the concert went until 4 am then Sonic went to sleep ------- Sonics weird dream! Sonic was in a black dark area. Then he heard the voice! "SOOONIC" creaked the Oracle "YOur back?" said Sonic "SONIC! You must go into...." he croaked A door lit up "The room of TERRIBLE SECRETS!: said the Oracle "No way man! This is mondo spooky! Why would I go in there? At least try to trick me and say it's yiffy vixens or something" said Sonic The oracle kicks him "But thou must!" Sonic WOOAH! ARRRGH! he flies in the room ----- The dark room in Sonic's dream A spotlight turns on in the middle of the room. A dog kid is there. Sonic erfs "Hey..that's Furry Butters from Furry South Park! This isn't spooky. Ha ha!" Furry Butters: (sings) Loo loo loo! I've got some apples! Loo loo loo! The apples are blue! Furry Butters: Blue apples? Heck ain't that the darndest thing I ever saw Sonic thinks "blue apples?" He sees the vision of past events... Rotor was holding a blue apple Rotor: Sonic! Sonic sees: a blue apple? Rotor: I have genetically engineered this apple to be blue Rotor: genetically engineered... (zooms in really close to the apple) Rotor: this apple Rotor: BLUE! Furry Butters: Loo loo loo! Sonic "The apples?? What does it mean??" Rotor: genetically engineered!!! Rotor: BLUE APPLE!!!! BLUE APPLE!!!! Rotor falls down "OOOOOOOF!!!!" Sonic : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! -------- Sonic's bed Sonic wakes up! Sonic "AUUGHH!!" Then he said "whew" Sonic said "oog waht was that? a gay dream about Rotor? I feel mondo confused now" ---- Teh next day Sonic's house Sonic and Tails are watching Furry South Park Tails said "Sonic I thought you said hyou don't want to watch this show anymore" Sonic reply: Yeah i was just scared by the mega weird dream i had with rotor in it [On TV] Furry Mr. Slave: Jesus Christ! Tails says "Hahaha he sounds like Rotor" JUST THEN ROTOR DOES RAIDEN TORPEDO THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE HUT!!! "hayablalablaaay!!!" Sonic says "What up Rote!" Rotor yells "OK now hold on just a darn miniute!" Rotor madly said "I've heard enough of this rotor is gay talk okay! That was a rumor started by the evil Ken Penders. If you read the SatAM bible you can clearly see it says Boomer (me) gets hiccups around girls because I'm NOT GAY. And I've also got my SatAM DVD set here, with the really bad "professional" cover art by ken penders that looks worse than all the amateru fanart on the discs. And so in that Robecca episode I made a SEX ROBOT because I'm a lonely STRAIGHT MAN!! But Ken Penders has never obviously watched an episode! FOCK YOU KEN PENDERS!! ROUGE'S BOOBS ARE SUPER HOT!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!" "uh ok" said Sonic. They go outside On this midday summer day the animals around Knothole are doing stuff they do on a peaceful day. Some are building sheds, and otheres were throwing the football around, the gunsmith sells hotdogs now because the war is over. Bunnie was swimming aroung in the power ring pond. "Well peel mah potaters" she says "Swimmin shore is fun now that ah don't sink to th' bottom of the pond" (Bunnie doesn't have robot parts anymore) Rotor screams "NICE BIKINNI BUNNY!!! YOU HAVE A HOT ASS!! WOWW!!!!! HUBBA HUBABA!" Bunnie says "Thank y'all kindly Rotor, y'always do give the best fashion advice!" Rotor: GOD DAMMIT!@!!!! But that was when an army of robots atacked?! -------------- 1 SWAT missle is not nromally a problem, but 75 million fired at the same time, can be. That was what with Sonic and friends were dealing with long with 25 trillion SWAT bots, a herd of ELEPHANT bots and a pair of twin roboticized Elder Dragons. Sonic ran around killing bots! FORK!! SNORK!! HAZOO!! Rotor hacks the messels to fire at the elephants Tails jumps in the freedom fighter plane and dogfights the dragons! ZOOMM RATATATATA MISSLE LOCK!! FOX 2 !!! SKEEEBOOMM!!! The battle was exciting but scary as lots of furrys in the village were getting killed and their homes burned. Sonic had fun though Ducly ran into a flagpole "DUUUHHHH me no wanna do homework MA MA!!" In the middle of the battle Geoffry St John walks in and flexes. "Never fear, The Geoff is here! Take a look at this hard body, nerds. Not for you rotor. It's only for my woman, Princess Sally Alicia Acorn. Stand back as the most badass dude on Mobius saves tghe day!" says Geoff Rotor pulls out his replica Lancer from Furry Gears of War and chainsaws Geoffrey in half!! BZZZRRRKKKK SPPPLORRCH BUZZZZ!! Rotor: Nothin but BITZ! Then Rotor says "Oh my god! I killed Geoffrey!" "You bastard!" said Tails They laugh "That was great, we haven't done that in a while" said Tails "To cool too cool" said Sonic Sonic went bck to fighting FRAG! BOSH! SMURF! RIZZLE!!! SONIC! Sonic! Sonic.... SOOONNIICICCC!!!! "WHAT??" said Sonic Tails and Rotor were yelling "Put on the cybersuit dummy!!" said Tails "Oh right" said SOnic Sonic put on the ULTIMATE CYBERSUIT He does MAXIMUM OVERLOAD HADOUKEN!!! All the bots die in 0.4 seconds. "Hmm not bad " sais Sonic Antoine cried 'OW can zees be happeneeng!! Non! Ze Docteur Robotneek ees le morte!!! Oui oui sacre bleu !" "Yeah " agreed Sonic "We killed Robotnik in the final battle. This must be a new bad guy,..." -------- Knothole's secret meeting room 5:56 pm Eastern Furry Time They sat around the big table and discussed the plan "I motion for no more jokes about Rotor being gay" said, really who else would say that, ROTOR!! Sonic: Okay Rote you're straight now Rotor: good Sally said "The robot forces were destroyed by Sonic's cybersuit attack" Sonic: Slick tricks from the rude blue dude with the tude thank you thank you very much uh-huh" Sally then said "But tragically there were many furry casualties including top agent from His Acorn's Secret Service Geoffrey St. john" Tails fakely said "yeah those robot dudes have chainsaw guns now!" Rotor said "Oohhh nooo!" Sonic adds "I'm mondo sad! Boooo-hooooo!" All: *SNICKER* Sally "You guys....he was cut in half while alive" Uncle Chuck pipes in "AIN'T THAT A BITCH!" Sonic: ladies and gentlefurs, Unnnclee Chuuuuuccckk!! The furrys clap and cheer (authors note: uncle chuck was derpoticized like everybody else in the world) Bunnie hoppily says "Mah oh mah i do declare i aughts to take a second look at that mayun. Mmm-hmm i has a thang for old fellers who used to be robots" Uncle Chuck grinned "I can still do the yiffy in a jiffy! YEE-HAW!" Bunnies eyes turned into hearts "OH MAH STARS..." Antoinne ahems "AHEM!!! Pleese can we just to be teerning on le TAY-VAY and sees ze new badneek broadcasteeing who eet eeees?" Tails turns on the TV. [On TV] Mysterious Man: Coming at you live from Snivleytropolis it's SNIVELY!! The new badnik in town! Snively: hahahaha! Thanks for destroying my robots Freedom Flubbers, but I will only build more AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Snivelys: I am taking over for Dr Robnotnik but I am even more evil mwahahaha! Red Eyes in the background: Grr! Sonic: *kicks a hole thru Snivleys head on the TV* No change Needlenose! Moose n' Juice time! Freedom Fighters: LETS DO IT TO IT Everybody: woohoo ------------