Subject: FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Final Chapter! From: soniciscool@yahoo.com (SONIC FAN) Date: Sun, Sep 27, 1998 19:32 EDT Message-id: THE BEST SONIC STORY OF THE DECADE! Author's Note: This story replaces "UNcle Bob Returns" in the continuity. This is it! The story that will end it all! You're not gonna belive what happens this time! ----Other story;s in this seres---- Sonic Fights Robotnik Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast For the Naked Eye Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley ----Download themm from http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/ Send all question, comments, job offers, and requests to make this story into a comic book to soniciscool@yahoo.com And now, THE LEGAL SDUFF Hey you know sonic is copyright archie, all other companies and things copyright their respective owners, all characters copyright their respective fanfic owners, like Packbell, Chris Pettrucii and others SONIC FAN does not claim and ownership of anything or anycharacters in this story so you can distribute it for free but DO NOT try to sell it for money. Unless we can work out a book deal with archie, sega, and a ppublisher, hey it would be cool man ;) THAT"S ALL OF THE LEGAL STUFF Now lets get onto the story, it's about time isn't it? Uncle Chuck says: "Hey how's it going, I'm uncle chuck and you're reading the FINAL CHAPTER of Sonic fights robotnik! In our last EXCITING, ACTION-PACKED episode, sonic had recently left on some sort mystical quest because the oracle told him too. I wonder what will happen to him , and to ALL OF MOBIUS for that matter! Stay tuned folks, it's gonna be one excitin' ride!" LET THE FINAL BATTLE BEGIN! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 6 The Final Chapter! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ By: SONIC FAN /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Robotoropolis: A dark day Inside the dewath egg LABORATORY something EVIL is going down! "BwhahahhahhahahahaAAA!" said Robotnik "My it is a dark day today! What a perfect day to unthaw the evil Dr. Quack! Sonic thought he beat him. THE FOOOOL! HHAHAHahhH!!!!! Grounder! Scratch!" "Huhuhuhuhuh" said Grounder "Heheh HEH HEH" said Scratch "HA HA HO HO prepare the Unthaw-cryo-matic!" said Robtnik "Huhuhuh....uhhhhh.....ok" said Grounder Grounder pushed the button. The machine went HONKA SNORT KALNG FOOM! "uhHHUh hUHH hUH hUH" said Grounder "HEHWHEhehhehehehhehehhehehehehehehhehhehehehhehehehheheheheheheeeeeeeeee ehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehe hehhehehehhehehehhehehhe" said Scratch "Silence!" said Robotnik "HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...umm.ok, sorry about that" scratch said. A couple of SWAT bots tossed the frozen Dr. Quack into the machine. Robonik smashed the button with his fist "BA-BA-BA-DOOM! It's EVIL time!" w00p w00p w00p wnet the machine Dr. Quack stepped out of the machine "What.......hap........pened" said Quack "Oh, you just got forozen by sonic, he used the anti-mega gem on you. Sorry to inform you of this but your mega gem blew up. bummer. But anyways you're in luck. It's time for the Robotnik Show!" "My...qUACK??? MEGA??? GEM???????" said Quack "But.....QUAAAK! It took me 10 years to forge that gem! Carefullly *QUAkC!* i made it in my lab for 10 QUAKC focking years! 10 years of my life wasted...NOOOOOO!!! *sob* QUUUUUAAAAAACCCKKK" "Uhh.... 5 minutes to air time" said Robotnik "We'd like you to do a little monologue, think you can handle it" "eh, sure" said Quack /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Knothole Villiage Sonic's Hut A TV remains unwatched. A can of mountain due remains undrinken. For Sonic is not here. So where could he be? /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ The Great Unknown Sonic had just completed the final part of his mystical journey, the misty mountain hop. Sonic ran up the steps to the great monument. The Oracle was there!!!! THE ORACLE SPEAKS.... "SONIC!" "Yo man, don't have to talk so laud" said Sonic "sorry" said the Oracle The Oracle continued "You have completed the mysticl journey of mobius. You have proven to be a worrthy keeper of this object THE MASTER CHAOS EMERALD!" The emerald appeared "Its...so.....beutiful" said sonic "USE IT WISELY hedgehog" said Oracle "THis emaerals, when used with the other chaos emeralds, has the power to overcome all of the greatest evils" Sonic took the emerald "Cool man, i'll kick robotniks chubbo butt! Gotta JUICE!" Sonic zooOOOOOOoooms away. BLUE STEAK SPEEDS BY! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Robotropolis Robotnik bounds on stage Robotnik: Doo doo doo doo doo IT'S THE ROBOTNIK SHOW! SWAT bot band plays music Robotnik: Know what tiiiiiime it is?!??! SWAT bots: NO SIR Robotnik: It's time to HIT THE BUTTON! Robotnik jumps up in the air and brings his fist down on the SWAT missle launcher button Robotnik: Oh yeah! SWAT BOTS clap. "clap........clap..........clap" SWAT BOTS: YAY Robotnik: Hmmm.....I wonder where those missles go.... /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Knothole Lookout tower Tails is on lookout "Oh no! incoming SWAT missle!" he sceeams into the walkie talkie "Akk Ack! Zee not speek zo lout miseur PrOw-WER!" Antoiness voce said over the walkie talkie KABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! Sonic's hut is destroyed by the missle !!! "CoooL man!" said Tails /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Sonic's Hut Everyone ran to sonics hut "Sonic's hut is destroyed" said Tails "Hmm...well it was a good hut." said Jackerey Prower "Yeah" said Tails Everyone goes back to doing stuff. Rotor is polishing sprokets in his hut. Tails and Bunnie walk in "We all was practicin' king-fu" said Bunnie "waaaaah" said Rotor "Now what you-all is wrong" said Bunnie "waaah i miss my family" said Rotor "Well yall yer birthdays coming up and.....err....oorrr" said Bunnie "waah" said Rotor "uuhhh uh oh" said Tails "You all, did you forget to buy him a present too?" said Bunnie "Yeah" said Tails "Uhh...YOU ALL RoTOR! Heck Y'all we'll be right back!" said Bunnie "waah *sniff* waaaaah" said Rotor Bunnie and Tails run out of the hut. On the way out tails knocks over one of rotor's inventions "oops" said Tails Bunnie and Tails kick down the door to Sally's hut! "AHhhhh SALLY!" said Tails "AHHHHHHH!" said Sally "Uh Sally sorry about breaking into your hut but we forgot to buy rotor a present!" said Tails Sally gives tails 50 bucks "GO but a present" "Ok" said Tails They leave. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ The Garage Tails and Bunnie get on the hoverbikes "I hope you got these to work right aunt bunnie, i don't like it when they blow up" said Tails "Heck all y'all, to the mall we w'all!" said Bunnie VRRROOOM VRRROMMM SSSSCCCCCCCRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!! They zoom to the mall. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Mobius Mall They park the hoverbikes But THE SECURITY CAMERA SEES THEM "Ahh!" said Tails "The security camera saw us!" "Heck y'all neednt be worried, it's not evil like them spy eyes" said Bunnie "Yeah I guess you're right" said Tails /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Robotropolis Robotnik: And now here's DR. QUACK! SWAT BOTS: YAY (clap.........clap........clap) Dr Quack: Hey hey! Quack! What's the deal with lightbulbs? They're bright and all but gee, what's the deal with em? Robotnik throws a garbage can at Dr. Quack Dr Quack gets hit in the head with the garbage can Quack: OWWW! (falls down) arrrgaaarrrgaaarrrr Robotnik: Touchdown! SWAT BOTS: HA......HA........HA.......HA Robotnik: Now here's a segment I like to call, THE ROBOTNIK PARKING LOT CAM! On the robotnik show the scene of the parking lot is being shown on the big veiwscreen Quack: Ack.....arr.......what? where am i. last thing i remember i was on the ship and then some alies did a mind experiment on us...huh whats happening Robotnik: Uhh....are you all right Dr. Quack? Quack: I ... uhhh... don't remember who i am......i am.....dr. quack....now a remeber Robotnik: That's good. Now let's go to the commercial break. (cut to commercial breka) /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Backstage "Hey Quack" said Robotnik "I want you to find out where all those SWAT missels go after I fire them" "Uhhh...ok" said Dr. Quack Robotnik goes back to the robotnik show. He sings "Walkin' on the sun" Meanwhile Dr .Quack goes through the computer systems. "Oh no!" said Quack "Dr. Robotnik is evil! And look! These missles are aimed right at knothole villiage. And one of them has hit it's target, the hut of sonic has been destroyed. OH NO!" Robotnik walks backstaghe during the next commercial break. "Hey quack, where do the missles go?" said Robotnik "Ummm....well, they go.....nowhere" said Dr. Quack "Nowhere, huh" said Robotnik "I guess I wasted more than a few missles. i wonder why those missles were aimed at nothing" "Beats me" said Dr. Quack Robotnik goes back on stage "Commercial breaks over!" said Robotnik Robotnik runs back out on stage /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ On stage Robotnik: Hey! Hey! Hey-hey! We're back SWAT BOTS: woo...........hoo Robotnik: Now here's our guest, WALT WHITMAN! JUST THEN DR. QUACK RUNS OUT ON STAGE FIRING AT ROBOTNIK WITH A LASER RIFLE! Quack: Die evil feind! Robvotnik grabs quack by the neck Quack: urk Robotnik: You betrayt me! I will have you robotocized! (robotni kthrows quack to some bots) Take him away! Robotnik: Oh carp! Now i need a new assisistant! Walt Whitman walks on stage Walt: Hi Robotnik: Fock off Whitman! Turn off the camera, the shows over! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Death Egg control room Robotnik drags a dusty old machine out of the closet. "This" said Robotnik "Is the resurrect-o-matic. It will resurrect Snivley fore me!" "huhuhhh I want some nachos!" said Grounder "HEHhehHe me too!" said Scratch "Shuddup!" said Robotnik. Robotnik plugged in the machine and hit a few buttons. THe room is illuminated with light. When the lights dissapers Frank Sinatra is in the room "What the fock?" said Robotnik "Hi there, I'm TV's Frank Sinatra" said Frank "Cool. Can you sing a song for us?" said Robotnik "Sure!" said Frank Frank sang the Death Egg Battle song "Sonic was on a mission dark (hoo yeah) to defeat the evil doctor (ba-boom) but he beat him (yeah) like he did (yeah) and no one was asunder (bow) thunderrr... (kra-kow) SONIC! SUPER SONIC! (wah wah) he is the hero of our day (may may!) SONIC! SUPER SONIC! (wah wah) let's all say hooray (HOOOOO-RAY!!!!) lets all say hooray (HOOOOOOOrAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!)" Robotnik dances. "Oh yeah thats a smooth jive!" said Robotnik, snapping his fingers in time to the beat "Now sing the Robotnik Show theme song" Frank sang "Dooby dooby doo doo dooby dooby dooo....It's the Robotnik shooooow! hey! He's Doctor Robotniiik! And his assistant Snivley is koo-koo! koo-koo! koo-koo oh yeah! dooby dooby doooo" Robotnik GRoundr and Scratch clap. "ok, let's bring snivley back to life" said Robotnik. He hit more buttons. The light illuminated the room and snivley apperared. "Hi sir" said Snivley "It's time for the robotnik show again!" said Robotnik /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Mobius Mall "hey Bunnie look at what I bought rotor" Tails said, showing bunnie the coffee mug he bought. "Heck y'all I bought him sum of these here crystals, you all know, some of em are red and some of em are blue..." said Bunnie "ARRRRRG!" said Tails covering his ears Then Tails saw uncle bob walking through the mall "Hey Uncle Bob!" said Tails "Aye there laddy" said Bob "Whats up with ye?" "Hey Uncle Bob how's it going?" said Tails Bunnie said "Some of em are cyan and some of em are rouge" "Focking bad" said Bob "A bunch of bots blew up me trailer" "Want to live at Knothole?" said Tails "Ok!" said Bob "And..." said Bunnie "HECK ALL Y'ALL SOME OF EM AREN'T EVEN CYRSTALS AT ALL!" "Really..... THEN WHAT IN THE NAME O' FOCK ARE THEY????" said Bob "Well heck y'all" said Bunnie "Some of em are potato chips" "Oh" said Tails and Bob. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ doo doo doo yo yo yo sang dr. quack, in his cell at the robototization complex. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ The Robotnik Show (yet again) Robotonik: Hi friends, once again it's..... (waits for 30 seconds) Robotnik: THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!!!! SWAT bots: YAY.........clap........clap.......clap Robotnik: Doo Dee doo dah doo dum dee doo! bo bop bee bop bow wow doo doo dee doo dah day! The one! The only! The stale spumoni! The Robotnik Shhoooooooooowww!!! Robotnik jumps on the desk and crushes it. SWAT bots: HA....................................................................... ......................................................................... ....................................................................HA Robotnik: Now here's Snivley and the SWAT bot orchastra! Snivley: Hey man Robotnik: So Snivley, I hear something interesting happened to you just 5 minutes ago. Snivley: That's right Ivo, I was just resurrected 5 minutes ago. Robotnik: Wow, cool. Speaking of resurrected people, Heeeeere's frank sinatra! Frank: Hi it's grat to be here. Here's a little tune you might know. Snivley and the bots start jamming on the guitars and drums Frank Sinatra sings "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday Robotnik: Thatnks Franks! Now it's time for THE PARKING LOT CAM! SWAT bots: ALL............RIGHT Snivley and the band play the Parking Lot Cam Song Snivley: (sings) OH YEAH YEAH YEAH ITS IN A PARKING LOT! THERE'S A LOTTA CARS YOU JUST GOTTA SEE OH YEAH ON THE PARKING LOT CAAAAAM!!!!! Everybody looks at the big screen Robotnik: Hmmm....there's a car over there.....another car over there....and another one...this is exciting huh? SWAT bots: YES Robotnik: Hey what's that? It looks like.....zoom in.....ah ha! I do beleve it is .... freedom fighters! Snivley: Freedom Fighters sir? Robotnik: Yeah, freedo fighters. Hey ...... LET'S GO GET EM YAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Snivley and the bots play the pee-wee herman song, also know by it's real name "Tequila" Robotnik runs off the stage and out the door. The SWAT bots clap and cheer. Snivley and the bots follow Robotnik, still playing music. (cut to scene of death egg launching pad) Robotnik Snivley and the bots get into a stealth-hover. Snivley and the bots continue to play music. The stealth-hover takes off. FWOSH! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Mobius Mall "let's buy rotor's birthday cake" said Tails. They go to the grocery store. Tails walks up to the cake counter. "One way past cool cake please" he says The worker says "Uhh sorry, we don't sell way past cool cakes, we only sell 'moderately neet-o' cakes" Tails jumps up on the counter and yells at the worker "Don't fock with me man! I said I want a way past cool focking cake now you better get me that or i'm gonna...." CRRRAAASHH!!! A STEALTH-HOVER FLYS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE GROCERY STORE AND LANDS IN THE AISLE! FOOD FLYS EVERYWHERE!!! Robotnik, Snivley and the bots get out of the stealth-hover. Robotnik steals some food and puts it in his pocket. "I like cookies" says Robotnik. Robotnik sees the freedom fighters "GET THEM!!!" he yells. The freedom fighters make a run for it! Bots and robotnik are chasing them. They jump over food! Tails knocks over a shelf of cereal boxes! Robotnik slips on some froot loops! Tails Bunnie and Bob jump in a shopping cart! Bots shoot at them! Pop cans are hit by laser fire! KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM! The grocery cart goies flying out of the store and crashes into the ground! Robotnik is in hot pursuit he rolls past the checkout counter after them! The casheir says "Uhhh could I get a price check on a big fat guy?" The freedom fighters run into a golf store! They steal a golf cart, Tails drives! Robotnik runs into the store too, he jumps into a golf cart and all the tires go flat. He steps into another one, snivley gets in too. The bots get into another cart. Robotnik says "Snivley, lets have some appropriate music for this situation" Snivley plays the sax as robotnik drives the cart after the freedom fighters. The bots follow Robotnik's cart, playing the other instruments. SCCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUTT PUTT! VROM SCREEEEE PUTT PUTT PUTT!!!!! They hit a corner! Robotnik almost tips over! The freedom fighters run over a hot dog vendor, robotnik steals a hot dog on the way by "Good hot dog" says Robotnik. The freedom fighter drive through The Gap! The knock over clothes racks there's gap clothers everywhere Robotnik is hit by denim shirts and kahikis! Robotniks cart crushes the Gap worker. "This is an original" says the worker. Then they drive down the escalator! bumpity bump bump bump bump CRASH some people get knowcked of teh escalator, bump bump bump bump tey rech the bottom PUTTT PUTT PUTTT vrooom!!!!!!!!!!!! They drive through the arcade and knock over arcade machines! They drive through starbucks! Tails grabs a pot of coffee and throws it at robotnik. It misses and hits Snivley! "ARRRRRG HOT HOT HOT!!!!" says Snivley. "Keep playing the music snivley!" says Robotnik. Robotnik wasn't looking where he was going and he drives right thorough a pile of coffee cups! KRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!! BROKEN GLASS ALL OVER THE PLACE! They drive out into the food court IT'S A DEAD END! SCCRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!! The freedom fighters try to turn around but Robotniks cart stops in front of them. Robotnik Snivley and the bots get out. The bots fire on the freedom fighters cart, turning it into scrap. They capture the freedom fighters. A hoverunt blasts through the roof and picks up Robotnik and bots andf sniovley and freedoms fighters. "Oh mah stars" says Bunnie. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Knoyhole Sonic runs into knothole, and into sally's hut. "Yo Sal" says Sonic Then Sonic looks outside. "AHHHH! MY HUT!" he says "Hey Sonic your hut blew up" says Sally "Yeah I know. Want to have cybersex?" says Sonic bow-chicka-womp-bow-bow-chicka-chicka-mop-bop-wom-bow-chika "Sonic stop playing that disco music" said Sally "And no I won't have cybersex with you" "You are beutiful" says Sonic. "oh....well......ok i'll cybersex but just this once..." says Sally JUST THEN A ROCKET BLOWS A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL OF THE HUT! ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE HOLE INTO THE HUT, CARRYING A ROCKET LAUNCHER! "JUst testing" said Rotor. He took a sip of coffee. "Yo rote, wassup 'alrus dude?" said Sonic "This just in!" said Rotor "We have just recieved word from the mobius mall that Bunnie, Tails and Bob Prower have been captured by Robotnik!" "Let's go save them!" says SOnic "Godo plan" says Sally "Good coffee" says Rotor. Rotor dunks a donut! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ The Mall They walk into the mall. "Oops" says Sonic "I think we were supposed to go to the Death Egg, not the mall" /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Robotropolis Bot fighting action! Sonic spin dashes bots! KAPOW 7 bots die! Hoverunits shoot at sonic! 40 hoverunits! Sonic jumps into a dumpster! Rotor throws a grappling hook at a hoverunit, ROtor and Sally pulls the hoverunit to the ground. *CRASH* Sonic dashes the swat bot KABOOM! "No time to drone Mr. Bot" says Sonic "Here is the plan" says Sally "Sonic, you go into the death egg while rotor and I distract the bots outside" "JUCIE TIME!" says Sonic he zooms into the death egg. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Death Egg, Robotocizer Prisoner Cells Tails is thrown into a cell. "oof" he says. Dr . Quack is in the cell! "AHHH!" says Tails "I am good now" says Dr. Quack "Probably why you're in this cell" says Tails "Can I join the freedom fighters" says Quack "Ok" says Tails "If we get out of here" 1 minute later sonic dashes in! "Yo yo?" says Sonic "Hey Sonic!" says Tails "Yo lil bro, I will save you!" says Sonic Sonic spin dashes a power cable. He gets electrocuted! "ow" says crispy sonic The alrms go off! WAAAH WAAH WAAAAAH!!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Robotropolis Sally and Rotor are in a hoverunit being chased by stealth bots! They drive thru an alley! KABOW POW POW laser fire and grabage can exploding all around! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Prison cells SWAT bots storm the area! But Sonic pulls out a power ring! "DRRRROOONNNEEE" go the bots "MUST KILL SONIC, MUST KILL SONIC" The bots attack! Sonic flashes in a beam of light and he's SUPER SONIC!!!! Sonic fights SWAT bots! FYOOO! ROP! CORK! WARG! DRROOONNNE! ZAP ZAP DIDDy! MOP! KWAI! 32 SKIDOO! BANG BANG BANG BANG! BA-ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! SKREEE! ow WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BOOOMITY! The electric cable sparks! SPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKK!!!!! Bots gewt hit by sparks and die! The bars to the cells go down! Bob kicks the SWAT bot that had his shotgun! Tails kung-fus bots! Bunnie beats bots! "Fock ye!" says Bob, blasting bots. WAAIIIII SSSPPPEAAKKKK WOOOOOOOOH! says Tails, kicking bots Bunnie jump kicks a bot but another bot jump kicks Bunnie! Bunnie falls down! "Ah get knocked down, but ah get up again!" says Bunnie. Bunnie gets up again and fights mor bots! 900 bots walk into the room, single file. Sonic revs up his spin dash. Bots say "WE KILL SONIC, PRIORITY 1" Sonic spin dashes the bots, killing them all. "Y'all killed the bots!" says Bunnie JUST THEN TANK BOT IV DRIVES THROUGH THE WALL AND RUNS OVER SONIC! Tails kicks the bot! No use, the bot fires a missle at Tails! "This is the baddest TANK BOT yet!" says sonic. Dr. Quack pulls a wire out of tank bot. TANK BOT IV falls over and dies! "Nice work Dr" says Sonic "Now let's JUCIE TIME" says Quack "First I need a chili dog" says Sonic. He fills up his backpack with chili dogs from the vending machine. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Robotropolis ACTION-PACKED, EXCITING, EXPLOSIVE, HOVER-UNIT CHASE SCENE!!!!!!!!! Sally is driving the hover unit, Rotor throws a donut at the pusuing hover-bikes! "look out SALKY!" says Rootir. CRASH!!! The hovrunit flys right through a SWAT-House! "EEEEK" drones the bot in the shower. Then it rusts from being in the shower. KABOOW FLUSH, THE hoverunit goes down the toilet! IT's in the sewer tunnels now, being chased by SWAT boats! SWAT boats jump in the air, TOO HIGH, it's hit the ceiling and blow up! Justy then a SWAT bot shoos a missle at the hovrunit KABBBBOOOOOMMM! Sally and Rotor bail out SPLASH!!!!! Rotor swims! "Arg" says Sally "I am droning ahhhhhhh glup glib!" SWAT boys are closing in! Jus then the sewer lid above them opens. SONIC AND THE GANG! "Attention ye!" says Bob "GRab onto the shotgun" bob lowers down the shotgun. Sally grabs on, Rotor grabs on! The SWAT bots miss them by half a inch! Then the SWAT bots drive over the edge of a waterfall! "AHHHHH" drone the bots. "Phew we made it" says Sally BOOM BOOM BOOM A HUUUGE SHADOW APPEARS OVER HEAD! "Hmmm" says Sonic "I think tubbo-chub is here" Sure enough, Dr. Robotnik was behind the freeddom fighters. "Good guess" said Tails. Just then GHrounder and Scratch show up. Snivley jumps out and scrweams "WAAAHHHHH HAAAIIII!!!!" thus initiating the fight scene. SAlly fights Snivley BOOM BOOM BOOM! Rotor fights Grounder "Huh huh ow" Bunnie fights Scratch "Heh heh this is cool" Sonic fights yeah you guessed it SoNIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK "6" says Scratch Tails fights robotnik too, as does Bob. Sonic spin dashes at Robotnik spinnnnnn zooooM OW! "HAI KARATE!" yells Tails. "Hye ding dong day!" says Bob Shotgun shells, Laser fire, ACTION! Grounder is defeated! Scratch is defeated! But then, Sonic gets shot by robotnik, but not shot dead. The freedom fighters are surrounded! "Ha ha ha" says Robotnik "ATEENTION ROBO-BRIGATE! FORWARD MARCH!" 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 SWAT bots surround the freedom fighters "We are finished!" said Sonic "Darn tootin'" says Robotnik. Just when things looked their bleekest, one SWAT bot falls over, causing a domino effect that makes all the other bots fall over! Sonic and friends escape! "Oh well" says Robotnik "We'll get them next time" Then Snivley climbs out of a dumpster "You bloody idiot!" he says "I told you time and time again you've got to upgrade the fricking artificial intelligence chips in those bots! But NOOOOOOO lets go get sonic, sure with 100000000000000000000000000 bots it'll be easy ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!! And why don't you RUST PROOF THEM?? HUH MAN!?!?!??!?!" says the Sniv. "Well I would but the Robotnik show is taking up most of our budget." says Robotnik "Those parking lot cams aren't cheap you know" "ARRRGAGARRRRRRRR!!!" says Snivley, kicking himself in the head. "But we CAN upgrade our fighting force!" says Robotonik "Let's rebuild Packbell! That will be fun! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHZHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Knothole "Hey what is Dr. Quack doing here" says Sally "He is a good guy now" says Sonic "ok" says Sally "OH NO MY HUT!" says SOnic Sonic walks to his hut. "Hey the fridge is still here" says Sonic. He takes out a mountain due and drinks it. "Ah, refreshing" says Sonic "Oh yeah, I suppose I should mention..." Sonic tells everbody about the master emerald. "So that's where you were!" says Tails JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE BLOWS UP THE KOSHER DELI! "Oh no!" says Tails "Uncle Rabbi!" /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Rabbi Prower's funeral "He was a good fox" said Sally "A religious fox, and most of all, our friend fox" "Amen" said Rotor Chris Pettrucii sings a few metallica songs. Then they bury the Rabbi. "waaah" said Tails (sad) "Yo it cool to cry at funrals tails it help cope the loss and stuff" says Sonic comforting tails Then sonic gives an inspring speech "Let's get those chaos emeralds. FOR RABBI PROWERS SAKE!" "Yaaay" says the crowd. "Aye LET'S GIT 'UM!" says Bob, loading his shotgun. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 5 minutes later, knothole defense coordinations Sonic spins around in a chair "WHEEEEEE!" Tails swings on a lighting fixture "WOOOHOOOO!" "Order order!" says Sally "I want a cheeseburger" says Sonic (joke) "I'll have a large coffee" says Rotor "Now get serious about this let's find the emneralds" says Sally "OK" says everbody "zoogy" says Antoinne "Wher are the chaos emeralds" says Sally "Uhhhhh Knuckles has some" says Sonic "LEt's go to the floting istland and get them!" says Sally /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Robotropile "Doo doo doo, buildin' a robot!" sings Roboytnik Robotnik slaps some robo parts togetther. Snivley throws grounder and scratch in the garbage. FInally, robotnik is finished. He flips the switch, hits the button and turns the dial. "Yawn, oh hello there" says Packbell "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" says Robotnik "Uh sir, there were some parts left over so I made a bot too" says Snivley "Cool man!" says Robotnik Snivleys bot is a monkey. It gets up "HI i am COCONUTS!" says the bot "WOOOO HAAAA! IT'S DISCO TIME!!!!!" bow-chicka-bow-chicka-womp-wow Robotnik and snivley and packbell disco, the siren on coconuts head acts as a disco light. /\/\//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ The Floting Island Sonic walks up to Knuckels house and rings the doorbell. Knucles walks to the door. "Hey mon, what up?" says Knuckles. "Hi we need to borrow the chaos emeralds" says Sonic "Ok mon" says Knuckles "I'll go get them" Just then robotnik and forces attack "WO-HA!" says Packbell "Mooga meek moo!" says Tails NINJA FIGHTS WAI HEE SPAK! In the middle of the fight robotnik and the robo-brigade attack. BOOM BOOM the run! they run away! SOnic runs! Then a huge ship shoots the floting islaland with a huge lazer. KABOOOOM! The island faLLS out of the sky! "We are going down mon" says Knuckles Then Ken Penders pushes Sally off the edge of the island! "AHh!" says Sal "no" says Sonic They jump off the island, SOnic has the 3 emneralds! KABOM! THE ISLAND HITS THE GROUND AND BLOWS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then they see Ken Penders! "HA HA HA!" says the evil Ken "I have captured Sally! You will have tro come to my fortress of evil to save the princess!" "LETS JAM!" says SOnic /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ The Fortress of evil Dark Passge. "EEEP" says Antoinne "Dont be a scardy" says Sonic They walk into a room, traps and robo-soldiers, very action packed battle. They see ken penders atop his throne of comics Sonic and Ken sword fight! THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN SONIC AND KEN PENDERS IS TAKING PLACE! CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG "Touche!" says Ken CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG "Yo yo" says Sonic CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG "Ha ha!" says Ken CHING CHING CHING KLANG KLANG KLANG "Go sonic!" says Tails Sonic slices Ken in half, but Ken explodes in a blast of light. POOF! "Hooray!" says ROtor, Sally, bob. "Hmmm Ken where'd you learn to sword fight, the sword fight of loser school?" says Sonic "hahaah" laugh the crowd "Look at what I found!" says Tails "A chaos emerald, cool!" says Sonic /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Knotohoel kvilioge Just as they arrive at knothole it is under attack! "What?" says Quack "Ha hah ha!" says Robotnik "You think you fooled me?" "Yes" says Quack "Well you didn't!" says Robotnik "I didn't need to find oput where those missles were firing too! I attacked Kntohole in the first story!" " http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN/ " plugs Tails ROBOBRIGADE ATTACKS OOOM! ROP! FIGGY UIGGY! BOOM BOOM SOIN "YOU SOINIC!" FGRA! JFKSALDJ! GERRRR! 2 PIE! HOK NOB! AOU AEEEUIIRII! NEE NI NI NI NI!!!!!! WOI WOI! 8327! ONE BILLION! BAM KRASH BANG BOOM "Urg what happened" said Unconciuos Sonic "Knothole is in Ruins!" says Sally "NOOOOO!" says the crowd They weep for the loss of the villiage. "WOAH SONIC!" yells Tails "Wha?" says Sonic "I JUST THOUGHT OF WHERE THE OTHER CHAOS EMERALDS ARE!" says Tails (loud) "Woh, talk down lil bro!" says Sonic "Remember when Bunnie was in the crystal mine and said heck all yall some of em arent even cystals at all!" says Tails "Ya" says Sonic "So wha?" "Well she meant that some of em were potato chips! And Robotnik has a machine that sounds like potato chips, it's the chaos emerald finder!" "WE GOTTA FIGHT THE CRYSTAL MINE!" said Sonic Then Sonic said "It is....JAMMA WAMMA BAMMA HOP SAMMA LAMMA KAMMAM GAMMA HAM N CHEESE WITH A PICKLE ON THE SIDE LARGE ORDER OF FRIES EATIN SOME PIES BOT SLAMMIN SOT BLAMMIN WORT CORT JUUUUUIIICCEEEEE TIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" They juice. Everybody in knothole goes to the FINAL FIGHT! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ The Robotik Crystal Mine The freedom fighters arrive at the mine. They are greeted by.... THE BIGGEST BOT IN THE WORLD "Oh no the biggest bot in the world has been rebuilt!" says Sally "Let's fight it!" says Sonic THe bot attacks! "Beeeeg bot! zes is beeeeg bot!" says Antoinne Sonic and Sally kill the bot YAAAAHHHH WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They go into the mine. They are in a huge room of crystal. Just then .... ROBOTNIK! And EVERY SINGLE ROBOT ON MOBIUS HAS COME TO FIGHT! "HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" sais Robotnik "I have the crystals you're looking for! HHAHAHHAH you'll never get them from me HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!! I'll DESTROY YOU NOW HEDGEHOG! AGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!" Snivley jumps out! Packbell jumps out! Robotnik gets into the SUPER-MEGA MECH WALKER! THE BATTLE BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT's bot fighting time!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!!! Dulcy fireballs bots! Sonic spin dashes bots! Tails kung-fus bots! And everybody else fights bots left right and center! The ARMY bots attack bunnie! Bunnie crusches them GAGRGAGRGAGAA!!! Snivley attacks sonic with 2 uzis! But sonic is jumpin and spinnin you can't even see where hes goin he so FAST!!!!!!!! ratatatatatattatattatata! Bob fires the Shotgun! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! Tails looks at Packbell. They get into battle stance. (The Mortal Kombat Song plays) (doo doo doo dee doo doo doo doo dee doo doo doo dee dee doo doo..doo dee doo dee doo doo do doo doo de doo dee doo doo - MORATAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) "WAIIII!" says Tails "HOOOIIIIII CHOUUUU!!!!" says Packbell FLYIN SPIN KICK KRAK ABOOOM! Tails does a "HA-DOO-KEN!!!!!!!!!!!" Packbell dodges and spin-kick "HAITASSHMARUTSUET!!!!!!!" Tails "SHOYROUKEN! SHOYROUKEN!" pAckbell got hit by the second shoyrouken! Bolts and robot blood spray all over the place! "Fock this!" says Packbell. He pulls out a rocket launcher and a flame thrower. FWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KABBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!! "WWWWAAAAAGGHHHHEEEE-YO-YO!" says Tails. HE flys away! Meanwhile the freedom fighters are fighting bots, bots fighting freedom fighters, sonic fighting bot-nik and Dr. Robotnik killing everything all over the place! SMASH SMASH CRASH! Robotnik stomps bots and freedom fighters under MIGHTY MECHANICAL FEET! Just then hover units fly into the mine and fire down from above, complete chaos ensues. Bob fires the shotgun. CRACK CRACK CRACK! Rotor walks over to a control panel and puts in a Greenday CD. Antoinne dodges bots while jamming to greenday! "Walking Contradiction" plays BOTS ARE FIGHTIUNG SONIC IS FIGHTING! BOOOMMMM! Sally kicks down 20 bots! Some SWAT bots are jamming to Greenday now! Rotor shoots down hoverunits with a rocket launcher THEY FALL TO THE GROUND! "Look out Jackerey!" says Dulcy. "Whu?" says Jackery Prower just before he is crushed by a falling hover- unit. JUST THEN COCONUTS FALLS INTO THE BATTLE Coconuts says "Yo yo yo, don't dis mah funky fro" A disco ball appears on the ceiling. The floor turns to a disco floor. EVERYBODY IS DISCO DANCIN! Especially Coconuts! Sonic kicks down Snivley! "I beat you, and I beat you good, Snivley" says Sonic "No *CHAOKE* arrrg *YOU HEDGEHOG* ugghhhhh" says Snivley Tails and Packbell get down to a funky disco beat! SOnic FIGHTS ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!! KABOOM!! THE WALKER IS FIGHTING SONIC DOGEDS MISSLES!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! BANG BONG!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! SOnic Spinswaws WALKER LEG!!!!!!!! RIGHT THRU IT!!!!! Robotnik says "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!! REEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!! Robotniks walker tips over Robotnik jumps out and strts shootin! HE ACCIDENTALY BLOWS UP COCONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "YOOOOOoooooo" goes Coconuts Rotor walks over to the control panel and puts in a CD. "What is Love" starts playing. Robotnik and Snivley dance to the song! Sonic kicks snivley down again! All the bots and freedom fighters are lying in a heap of metal on the floor. The only 2 left standing are SONIC AND ROBOTNIK! "ARRG!" goes sonic "GRRR!" goes Robotnik In a climactic battle, Sonic defeats robotnik! "YES!" says SOnic "This is the most juicin' past cool moment of my entire life" Sonic takes the chaos emeralds from robotnik. He throws all the emeralds up into the air. The emralds make a circle. "ahhhhhh" sings the angelic choir A white light eminates from the emeralds. A FLASH OF LIGHT! Everyone on mobius is derobotocized! But.... Robotnik shoots the master chaos emerald! "Yo buttnik why you do that?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!" says Sonic "BEcause I'm the bad guy HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!" says Robotnik "You are a tub o' chub!" says SOnic JUST THEN THE LIGHT TURNS TO BLACK!!! THE CHAOS BEAST APPEARS!!!! it says: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Hmmm maybe I shouldn't have done that" says Robotnik The beast drills down the the core of the planet! It reaches the core and...... KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOBIUS EXPLODES, THEY ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T H E E N D /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ >>>>>>><<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<>>>>>>>>> {{{{{{{}}}}}}}}} ((((((())))))))) [[[[[[[]]]]]]]]] CAST ---- Sally "Here is the plan. We sneek into the death egg and blow it up." Bunnie "Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!" Tails "FOCK YOU SALLY!!!" Rotor "WOOOOOBOOOGIE!!!! (sound of rotor falling through roof)" Antoinne "Ah oui es ees STEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKKAAAAYYYYYYY" Dulcy "budda dont wanna do homework!" Uncle Chuck "As y'aLl knows, Sonic fights Robotnik and fights him good." Bob Prower "Fock ye!" Rabbi Prower "Now either buy something or get the fock out of my deli" Dr. Robotnik "Doo doo doo doo doo IT'S THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!" Snivley "what a fat" Packbell "oog" SWAT bots "DRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEE" TANK bot "BEEP BEEP KILL FREEDOM FIGHTERS ARRR BEEP BEEP BEEP" Vision, LORD OF PEZ "What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy wimphog" Chis Pettruci "SONIC! SUPER SONIC! he is the hero of our day" Geoffry St. John "Oh well look at this. If it isn't the villige buffooon." Grounder "Ow! huh huh!" Scratch "Heh heheh hehhe nhehehh nehehehehehheheh hneheheneheh ummm yeah" Dr. Quack "QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!" Coconuts "Yo yo yo, don't dis mah funky fro" Ken Penders "i hate sonic because i draw his comics." Frank Sinatra "Dooby dooby doo doo dooby dooby dooo" Robo-Prower "heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i mean..." Jackerey Prower "Help me, I am in danger!" and.... Sonic the Hedgehog! "It's ORANGE BANNANA WHAM BAM SLAM FLAM BING BHAM BOOM BOOM BOOGALOO ROCKEM SOCKEM ROLLY POLY WHAK DANG DING DANg WALLA WALLA JUICE TIME!!!!" CREDITS ------- Story..........SONIC FAN Original Music......SONIC FAN Director...........SONIC FAN Producer...........SONIC FAN Special Thanks to: All the fanfic authros whose characters appeared in this sotry Archie and SEGA and THE READER! ------------------- Uncle Chuck says "Thanks for readin this here story! See y'all later!" Frank Sinatra sings "It's the end...of this stoooory.....so goooodbye....and so- long.....GOOOOOODBYYYEEEEEE MOOBIUSSSS!!! Oh JUUUUICY JAMMIN GOOOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!! It's THEEE EEENNNNNDDDD!"