FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley Author:lamr Email:lame@ur.com Date:1998/08/17 Forums:alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Wait is finally over! If you haven't read them yet, read the other stories in this series --------------------- Sonic Fights Robotnik Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast For The Naked Eye Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack ----------------------- Look for them on your favorite sonic fan fiction site or get them from the usenet archive http://www.dejanews.com Now, on to the story! But firts..... LEGAL STUFF--------- All Sonic characters in this story such as Sonic, Sally, Tails ect. ect. ect.ect.etc. are copyright Archie comics and SEGA. Other copyrights such as Mountain Due, Bevis n Butthead are copyrights of their espective owners. Sonic Fan does not mean to imply ownership of anything or anycharacters in this story. END OF KEGAL STUFF----- Now for more action, adventure, suspense and romance in.... SONIC FAN presents.... A SONIC FAN presentaion of a SONIC FAN Sonic Fan Fiction.... >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 5 The Good Snivley >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< Uncle Chuck says: Howdy yall! I'm Uncle chuck! As y'aLl knows, Sonic fights Robotnik and fights him good. Sonic saved the day AND the TV station in past adventures. But that clumsey Rotor spilled coffee on the cybersuit one time, and antoher time he replace the power ring crystal with coffee crystals! Dumbass! Let's see what sonic and friends are upto now.... >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< Robotropolis What had started as a routine trip to robotropilis to pick up some sprokets and maybe a few chili dogs turned into an explosive battle involving thousands of SWAT bots and 900 tons of uranium!!! Sonic was running around bashing bots "Take this stink botz!" said Sonic Meanwhile Sally and Tails were trying to stop Robotnik from getting the Urbanium to the nuclear bomb factory. Sonic buzzsawed throught a row of 10 bots. "hey there" he said to Sally "Wheres the beefy fat guy" "No time to talk Sonic" said Sally "Robotnik's pickup truck is almost at the facility. He's going to make that uranium into bombs!" "LET'S FIGHT ROBOTNIK!" said Sonic They started after the truck but they ran into grounder ad scratch! "Oh fock!" said Tails "Tails don't day the bad word!" said Sallt "Huh huh huh huh huh" said Grounder "We have to like...uhhhhh...kick your ass or someting...uhhh...huh huh..uhhh....pribornibty uhhh..... hedgehog....ummm hhuh hhuh uhuh huh ... uhhh... 2... or something" "HHhehhEhehhe YEAH heheh FIRE FIRE!!!" said Scratch Scratch pulled out a flamethrower and toasted tails! "Heh, toasty Tails" said Sonic "Oops, I mean, I NEED TO SAVE AILS!" Sonic threw tails into a big pool of sewage water. Then he shouted "Hey sally create a diversion!" "ok" said Sally "Um...I am a squirtrel" "Really" said Scratch "Heh hehehheh cool hehehh hehh n heh" Sonic sneeked up behind the 2 bots and buzzsawed scratch's head off, which he used to beat Grounder into a metallic polp. "This SUCKS" said Grounder "Heh heheh hehhe nhehehh nehehehehehheheh hneheheneheh ummm yeah" said Scratch But a SWAT boat was chasing after Tails! "Help me Sonic!" asked Tails "The boat is going to catch me!" Sonic jumped in and saved Tails at the last second and then did a hoverski spindash manuever. The boat crashed into the shore and blew up "KABLAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" said Sonic "MEGA- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "BIG KRASHY BOOOOM BOOOOM BANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!- "Sonic shut the hell up!" said Sally "Oh, sorry" said Sonic "Now let's stop that truck!" "Here sonic!" said Tails, helpfully "Eat this power ring so you'll go super fast!" "Tails I don't eat power rings.....hey that gives me and idea" pondered sonic >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< Nuclear Bomb Factory "Hhahahahahahaha!" said Robotnik "HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! I am going to make some big nukes! Soon I will secure control of mobius and then THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS SHALL DIE! MUHAUHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! MY most ingenious plan yet It cannot possibly FAIL!!! AHHAHAHAHAHHAH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEE!!! Haha is this not my most ingenoius plan yet....ummmm....hey none of my badnik assistants are here. I forgot, Snivley is dead, Dr. Quack is in the freezer and Grounder and Scratch are probably dismantled again. Oh well I'll just eat a tasty donut or 2,,,or 3 or 78" But little did robotnik know, during his speech to no one Sonic put the power ring into the donut box. Robotnik picked up the ring and took a bite out of it. He got electrocuted. "AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!!!" said Robotnik. He threw the donut away and it landed in the back of the pickup truck, which unfortunately for robotnik, caused a chemical reaction with the uranium truning it into harmless salt rock. "NOooooooooo!" said Robotnik "My evil plan =that could not possibly fail has failed! I hate you sonic! Curse you hedgehog! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!" "Ha ha nyah nyah" said Sonic "I beat robotnik and his stooououuupid plan neener neener neeeeener" "Dammit Sonic, shut the hell up!" SAID Sally So sonic did and they went back to knothole >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< Knothole Vivvge It was a tranquil and not too buzy day as Knothole was having a huge celebation for their heroes, Sonic, Tails, and Princess Sally of the Eleborate House of Acorn. "yaaay" said the citizens of knothole while they sat around a campfire and sonic gave a speech on the stump Sonic said "Well It's been a while since I've been here. I haven't been here since the episode "Hooked on Sonics" where I fought the shredder. But I faced a more dangerous undertaking. I fought bots bots and more bots before finally outwitting Robotnik in a clever plan of logic and cunning. I'd like to thank all who helped, namely Sally and Tails. How about you folks come on up here" the audiance gave a round of applause "Thyank you Thank you" said Tails "As usual I did everything" THe audiace laughed at the joke Then Sally walked on stage. "yaaay woohooo clap clap" went the audience. As in episode 4 of the Sat AM series sally gave sonic a kiss on the cheek. Then sonic said "Hey sal you call that a kiss. Now THIS is a kiss" Sonic and Sally did the miost passion-oriented kiss in the whole series all over again and Antoinne said "EEEuuEEEWWW Ze HEDGEHOG EESS SOEEK DE CAPRIO StEEnnnAY POO POOOOOOOooEEWWW!!!!" Then SexHog (from alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog) said "LeT'Z see SoMe CyBerSeX!! I wAnt SoMe GoOd LoOkIn piCs!" Sonic said "No way, ho-zay. We don't do that public cybersex thing. at least not recently" "DAMMIT SONIC SHUT UP!" said Sally and she salped him "Ow" went sonic Sally left >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< Sonic's Hut Tails walks in "Hey Tails what's up" said Sonic "Oh nothing. Hey I think your relationship with sally is going kind of bad" said Tails "Well she does keep telling me to shut up" said Sonic "Maybe you should see a marriage counsellor" said Tails "My uncle Trey Prower is a marriage counsellor" "But we're not married!" said Sonic "At least I don't think we are but we might be. I forget" JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS UP THROUGH THE FLOOR OF THE HUT! "AUUUUGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHHTTHHH WOOOOBOOOOGIE!!!!" said Rotor "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" yelled sonic "Jeez rotor DON'T DO THAT!" "Oh, sorry" said Rotor "But Knothole is in big trouble!" Sonic said "Looks like i need to save teh day!!" "sweet" said Rotor "Anyways as I was saying" said Rotor "Knothole is under attack we're all going to DIE!!! oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no" Rotor exited the hut by jumping through a wall. Sonic ran outside andd saw THE ENTIRE VILLIAGE OF KNOTHOLE BURNING DOWN AND IN TOTAL CHAOTIC-NESS!!!! Antoinne was running away from his burning hut, a TANKbot was destroying stuff, Grounder and Scratch were riding on heat-seeking missles, super mario and friends were driving go-karts all over the place and Ken Penders was standing in the town square shooting at freedom fighters with a machine gun. "Help me, I am in danger!" cried Jackerey Prower. "Hmmmmm" thought Sonic "I can save the villiage, all I need is a power ring!" Just then Sonic remembered that Rotor had the power crystal in his lab to clean the coffee stains off it. Sonic ran to the lab dodging bots and other such mayham. >>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< Rotor's Lab JUST THEN SONIC BROKE DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY!!! "Sonic!" said Rotor "That was very rude! You shouldn't destroy my hut like that!" "Soory" said Sonic "But I need the power crystal" "Ah knows why ya needs it shuggahawg." said Bunnie "Ya'll needs a power ring to fight them dangers outside. Aw heck all yall some of em are bots, and some of em are missles and some of em are fires and some of em are falling debris. Heck all y'all some of em aren't even dangerous at all!" "maybe you should get the crystal Bunnie" said Rotor "You see, I'm drinking coffee right now and when I have coffee around our impotant devices something bad usually happens. So I'll just throw this coffee away just so nothing bad will happen" Rotor tossed the coffee cup over5 his shoulder. Sonic saw it and said (in slow motion) "NoOOOOOOoOOooOOoOOoO!!!" as the cup went flying twords the crytal. Sonic jumped to catch it but it was too late. The cup smahed into the power crystal. The crystal started sparking And that's when things went, for lack of a better word, bahoogallyroogaly. >>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Dimensional Portal Sonic is sucked through a dimensional portal. >>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Twinkie-Mart 5:05 AM "WWAAAAHHHHHH OOOOOFOFOFFFFF" sonic said as he landed in a pile of twinkies *Where am I* he thought *I must be in another dimenson* thought sonic Just then Sonic saw a bot that looked like a swatbot but it had a red star on it's chestplate "DRROOOONNNE" went the bot "SCANNING...BEEP BEEP BIP BOOP...EENNHHH...RESULT IS NYET NYET NYET...MUST DESTROY THING" The bot fired on Sonic! Sonic dodged gunfire and exploding twinkeis and jumped out the window!!!!!!! Then a helicopter was shooting at sonic. Sonic ran to the intersection but another helicopter was headed right for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suddenly a red convertible hit sonic from behind! Sonic rolled over the hood and into the passenger seat. VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMM SCREEEE VRRRMM VRRRMMM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NNNNRRYRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM "Oof. Who are you." said Sonic "My name's Prower, Miles Prower" said the fox that looked exactly like Tails "What you doing" said Sonic "I was saving your life from those RED bots. Now hold on because I'm going to drive the car really fast now" said Miles SCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the car makes a sharp turn to avoid helicopter fire. Then a taxi is driving head on at the car. The bot driver fires his machine gun at Tails. Tails ducks. "Say who are you anyways. I haven't seen you before" said Mils "My name is Sonic T. Hedgehog. I'm from another dimension. Sort of like on that TV show Furry Sliders" said Sonic Mileses car rams the taxi into a mailbox "I've never heard of that show" said Miles "You don't have that show here? What about furry South Park, or Furry Beavis and Butthead?" asked Sonic "No none of those either" said Tails "This is a strange Mobius" said Sonic "To me, that is" A robo jeep was chasing the car. Miles pushed a button and the car dropped landmines on the road that blew up the jeep. KABLOOMO!!! The jeep rolls over and bots go flying. "Now hold on" said Miles "We have to get over the Robolin Wall" "The what?!?" said Sonic "The robolin wall. It seperates Robotskia from The Great Country. Wait you probably don't know about that." Miles slammed on the gas. VRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM The car hit a ramp and went flying over the wall. The bots in the guard tower were surprised. "Oofy" said Sonic as the car landed on the other side and bounced a few times "That's kind of a stupid place to put a ramp" "Yes. I suppose it is" said Miles "Well I'll havve to explain what's going on when we get to Knothole City" "Knothole CITY?" said Sonic "Sweet" >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< Knothole City, The Great Defense Department The car drove into the parking garage at 190 mph. SCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHH went the car as Miles slammed on the brakes. "That was fast" said Sonic "But not THIS fast" Sonic ran around on the walls of the garage and said "Yaa WOOOO JUICIN JAM PAST COOOL YAA WO OOW WOOO!!!!!" Miles said, amazedly "Bloody amazing Sonic! How do you do that?" "I dunno" said Sonic >>>>>>><<<<<<<<< Elevator "Ok now tell me stuff about this dimension" said Sonic to Miles Miles said "Well you had the Great War in your dimension so I'll start there. After the Great War Julian had won control of lots of land. But instead of Giving it to the government of the Great Continent he kept it and formed his own country. It is called Robotskia and it has a botunism system of government. What that means is that all citizens have to do whatever the bots say. Julian was just an alias however, and once he had his own country he started calling himself by his real name Robo Shlobo Robotnik." Miles continued "But Robotniks nephew Snivley betaryed Robotnik to stop him from taking over the whole continent. He is a hero and is the leader of the Great Secret Service. Everyone calls him The Good Snivley." Miles went on "The members of our highest deparment are parraell to people in you universe. I am a secret agent, Dulcy is and invention maker, Rotor is a chef, Bunnie is another agent, and Antoinne is a useless secretary guy" "What about Sally?" asked Sonic "Sally? Here we call her EvilSally. SHe is Robotnik's wife." said Miles "PUUUHHHHHHHUWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!?!?!" said Sonic "ok then" said Sonic "What about Sir Charles" "Who?" said Miles "Uncle Chuck?" said Sonic "Oh, Uncle Chuck, he is the leader of Robotnik's Janitor Squadron" said Miles "In my dimension Uncle Chuck made the power crystal so maybe here he made a power crystal too!" said SOnic "Hey! You're right!" said Miles "If we could get it you could go back home and we could use it to BATTLE ROBOTNIK!" said Miles "That's FIGHT ROBOTNIK" said Sonic "Ooops i forgot i in orther dimensin" The elevator stopped at the top floor >>>>>>><<<<<<<<< Super Secret Great Department Sonic n' Miles stepped out of the elevator. Miles introduced Sonic. "This is sonic he's from another dimension" "Hello there!" said Dulcy "Hey there Sonic" said Chef Rotor "I hear that dimensioal travel is like making sweet love to a beutiful woman" Rotor Sang I wanna make love to you wo-man I'm gonna lay you down by the fire make sweet lo lo lo lo lovvee bay-be "Howdy y'all!" said Bunnie "I all has been a-sortin these diffrent colored paperclips" "Aren't you going to say something else?" said Sonic "Now heck y'all why y'all all the heck woual ah say somethin else about paperclis. wha you all think ah'd do tell y'all the colors of em?" said Bunnie "Guten Tag Herr Hedgehog!" said Antoinne "Ish benen der hugentugnen das Ropotnik und you eshcaped with Herr Prower! Hugengannooten! Uber Shoober Kooten Guber!" "I still can't understand anything he says" said Sonic "Now let's go meet The Good Snivley" said Miles >>>>>><<<<<<<< Snivley's Office "Hello! Sonic! Hello There!" said Snivley "I heard you fight robotnik in your universe too! Righto mate! Smashing! Maybe you can help us too!" "Sure!" said Sonic "If it involves fighting Robotnik count me in" JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING! "You GuYS!!" said Rotor "uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh" "Rotor! Get ahold of yourself man!" sadi Miles "Just tell us whats going on" "OK" said Rotor FLASHBACK >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< Robotskia Tower "Why hello my dearest Sally." said Robotnik "Did you know that soon I will control the entire continent?" "You always say that" said Sally "But this time I have a failproof plan! One that cannot fail in any possible manner!" said Robotnik "Yeah and then agent double-o-Tails will show up and ruin it" said Sally "But not this time!" said RObotnik "This time it cannot fail in any possible way, manner, or suggestion!" "What you going to do?" asked Sal "I will drop a nuke on Knothole City" said Robotnik "That'll learn em!" "Better than average plan" said Sally "In fact I am going to the base myself to assure success in this plan." said Robotnik Robotnik hit some buttons on a communication terminal and Grounder and Scratch apperared on the screen. Grounder was wearing a top hat and holding a cane. Scratch was wearing an eyeglass thing and holding a cup of tea. "'ello there govner!" said Grounder "Jolly good weather today isn't it?" "Here here!" said Scratch "I agree quite jolly good indeed" "Scratch and I were drinking tea and eating strumpets while awaiting further instruction. I assumes that you called to give us the further instruction guvaner?" said Grounder "Hhahhahahaha!" said Robotnik "Ahoy there whats so bleedin' funny" said Scratch "Shutup and initiate plan MEGA-NUKEM 24b" said Robotnik "Righto mate" said Grounder But little did anyone know, Rotor had bugged the room and was sitting on the roof listening to the entire conversation! "Time to leave!" said Robotnik JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING! "What the fock?" said Robotnik "Uhh roof repair man" said Rotor "Hmmm It does need repairing" said Robotnik "Carry on" "That's no roof repair man!" said Sally "That's Chef Rotor of the Great Secret Service!" Sally pulled out a chaingun and shot at rotor. ROtor danced a little jig to avoid the bullets and then ran like flippin eck. Robotnik said over the announcment system "Ateention all RED bots! Intruder alert priority Red-1. Kill walrus now!" In an action-packed escape sequence rotor escapes the bot filled building and steals a helicopter. It gets shot down but rotor bails out and falls though the roof of the Great Secret Service building. >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<< END OF FLASHBACK "And that's what happened" saidRotor "BOH! WHAAA?!? GRRGRRRRGHGHHHHHHEEEE?!?!" Said Snivley "No prob Sniv dewd we'll stop Robotnik" said Sonic "Jolly good show!" said Snivley "Miles, you Sonic and Bunnie go stop the Robotnik nuke plan!" Sonic said "It's ORANGE BANNANA WHAM BAM SLAM FLAM BING BHAM BOOM BOOM BOOGALOO ROCKEM SOCKEM ROLLY POLY WHAK DANG DING DANg WALLA WALLA JUICE TIME!!!!" "what?" said Miles >>>>>>><<<<<<< The Great Ocean Sonic Miles and Bunnies are in a boat thats going en route to the secret aircraft carrier base. Miles jumped the boat up onto the aurcraft carrier but just then it was blown up by a rocket launchin RED bot! They all jump out and action packed fighting ensues! SOnic shoots bots with his gun while Miles and Bunnie shoot from behind and airpl;ane! Sonic attracts laster fire and Miles and Bunnies kill the bots. BOOOOM ZOOOOm ZOOOM goes sonic KABLAM BANG BANG DRROOONNNNAarrrgggg Bot with a machine gun DIE DIE DIE!!!!! Miles blows it to bitz! Sonic spin dashes 20 bots "Well I guess thats all the bots" said he But one more bot he had to fight! WIIEIEEEE SHPAK!!!! Sonic kicked it down. it died. The threesome blasts open the door and go into the control tower. >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< Control Tower, Control Room "Doo doo doo" said Robotnik "Everything is going to plan" said Robotnik, not paying any attention to the video monitor "I think I'll pass the time by jamming to some barber shop music" RObotnik put in his barbershop CD and did air guitar while singing "Hello my honey hello my baby hello my rag time gaaaaaaalllllllllllll" >>>>>>><<<<<<< Control TOwer "Let's go up these staris" said Miles "Because we have to to get to the control room" "OK" said Sonic "That won't be too hard" So they walk up the stars walk walk walk but then huGe drills come out of the walls! "AHhhh YALL LOOK OUT MAH STARZZ?!?!" said Bunnie, (yelled). They dodged drills while diving up the stairs and blasted open a door and came face to face with Grounder and Scratch! Ok I'll shoot them said (Sonic) "Oh jolly good it is those enemy blokes!" said Scratch "D'oH! I dropped my gun in the stairs!" said SOnic "Me too" said Miles "Me y'all 3" said Bunnie Scratch kicked Miles out the door. Bunnie fights Scratch with ninja-kung- fu!HAIIIYA!! WIEEE SPAK WWWOOOOAHAHHHHHAAAAA HAIE HAIE HAIE SHOYROUKEN! HASTOMAKAROUKAT! "ow" wnet Scratch YEAHOO! SOnic was fighting Grounder. Grounder swings his cane but sonic jumps over it a few time and ducks a few times and then finally knoks it out of his hand. Grouder shot a drill missle at sonic and sonic jumped out of the way. "Hey this isn't Mega Man 4" said Sonic Sonic spin dashes Grounder right out the window AHHHHH SPLASH!!! Sonic sees Grounders cane on the floor and picks it up and uses it to smack Scratch upside the head. Scratch's head falls off and explodes! Miles comes running up the stairs "Hey do I need to fight with ninja-kung fu?" he said "Nah ya'll nothin' to fights here" said Bunnie JUST THEN SOMETHING BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL It's Robotnik wearing a huge MECHSUIT! "Ha ha, so we meet again Mr. Prower." said Robotnik "This time you DIE!" "No way Buttnick!" says Sonic "Huh, a blue hedgehog? You're no secret agent, shut up" said Robotnik "Don't underestimate the power of a hedgehog you stupid chub!" said Sonic "I said shutup!" Robntik boots sonic down the stairs where sonic narrowly avoids death by drill-ment! Sonic looks up to see Miles and Bunnies being chased down a collapsing starway by the huge Mech-Robotnik. They all run out onto the deck. "BAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA" says Robntik "YoRe MINE NOW!" Robotnik picks up Miles in a big steel claw hand thing and throws him against an airplane. Then he kicks Bunnie overboard. "Ha ha I win." said Robotnik "Hah haha now time to say a witty thing. ahem. Oh, how easy that was. Next time we play this game i think I shall set the difficulty level higher than SUPER MEGA EASY! Bwa-HAH! But there will not be a NEXT TIME! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA (cough) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA ha ha ha hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha.....eh heh.......chuckle.......ah that was funny" But sonic runs around robotnik in a circle a million times really fast. "Yo, chubba-bone!" says Sonic from behind robotnik Robotnik turns around "WHAT?" "Your shoelace is untied!" said Sonic Robotnik looks down "Wait I don't have shoelaces!" Sonic speed dashes the mechsuit right up against it's head! Robotnik is knocked backwards off the carrier. KERSPALSH! "Are you ok du-ed?" says Sonic to Miles "Yes quite alright. Oh look Robotnik is defeated, let's disable the nuke" said Miles But robotnik was un-mechsuited and escaping in a little raft "Ha ha I just used my remote control to set the bomb to go off in 10 seconds so NYAH NYAH!" "Sonic, steal a plane real fast!" says Miles! Sonic and Miles jump into a couple of jets and take off! Sonic goes down the runway running over bots and takes off WHOOOOOODH Just then Miles contacts him! "Sonic my plane has the nuke in it! Let me into your plane!" Sonic slows down his plane so it is right beside Mileses. Sonic opens the cockpit of his plane and Miles jumps in. Sonic puts the plane into top gear and zooms away just before the nuke goes off with a big CRACKO! Sonic is flying the plane twoards the robo city but bot planes are chasing him! Sonic avoids missles and then retaliates with missles of his own! 2 bot jets blow up! "Fly at higher altitute to avoid buldings sonic!" said Miles "No way dude!" said Sonic "WHAT!?!?!??!" said Miles "I have a plan. trust me" said Sonic "No!" said Miles Sonic flew in between the skyscrapers. 4 planes ran into a skyscraper. Sonic turned a corner and dodges a missl which hit a building a exploded in an explosion of glass. A jet was right on sonic's tail and sonic was headed on a collision course with an office building. "SOnic LOOOOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOUT!!" scremed MiLes!!!!!!!!!!!! Sonic said "Confucius say: If there is no door, then make one" Sonic fired missles and blasted a hole through the bulding. Then he flew the jet through it. "YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!! THIS IS ONE HELLUVA PEANUT JUICE JAM!" said Sonic "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !" said Miles The jet came out the other side of the building but it was missing a wing. Sonic flew the jet rather shakily to knothole city. "Buckle your seatbelts it's landing time!" said Sonic "eep!" said Miles Sonic did a nose dive for the parking garage. The jet hit the pavement and the landing gear broke off. the plane slid on its belly into the underground parking gargae, smashed several cars and slammed into a wall. "Ah, what a perfect landing!" said sonic as he climbed out of the wreck. "AHHH YO BLOODY WELL ALMOST GOT US KILLED!! AHHHH ARRRRRRGGG!!!!" said Miles "ya, but were not dead" said Sonic "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Miles >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<< Parking Lot There is a celebration for Miles and Sonic "yaaaaay" says the crowd the crowd claps. clap clap clap! "Hey wait a minute, we forgot bunnie!" said Miles Just then Bunnie showed up! "Y'all forgot me and ah had to swim the 500 miles 'tuh shore!" said soggy Bunnie "sorry" said Sonic and Miles "Oh bloody good work you two!" said Snivley "This calls for a hot spot of tea. Oh frock, we are out of tea. I'll just drive down to the store and get some. Snivley got in his car. "Well I did all the work" said Sonic "No you didn't!" said Miles "Did to!" said Sonic "Did not!" said Miles JUST THEN SNIVLEYS CAR EXPLODES!!!! "(choke) No! a car bomb!" said Miles "Nooooo!" cried Jackerey Prower "They killed The Good Snivley! Why God? Whyyyyyy????" "Robotnik will pay for this" agrily said Miles >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< That Night Sonic is chatting with Bunnie on IRC Heck y'all hedgehog....you wanna have...cybersex? GuH uHHHh G[ejddjcn UHHHHH i-i-i-i-cant do it! Aw y'all heck, Sally girl 'll never know shes in nother dimenson But its still not right. i hope u understand :) Ok ;) <<<<<<<>>>>>>>> oops that was the seperator for the last story >>>>>>><<<<<<<<< that's better >>>>>>>><<<<<<<< The Next Day Parking Lot Miles says "Ok we're going to find that power crystal" "hhhhhhhoooooooooooowwwwwww?" said Rotor "I have a special device thingy that will home in on it's eneryg" said Miles "We are going to drive into the city and find out where robonik has that crystal." They all got in the car "Uhh you'll have to ride in the trunk Antoinne there's not enough room" said Miles "Ach du liber!" said Antoinne >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< Robolin Wall "Now remember" said Miles "We must be very catious and try not to attract any bot attention. Ready?" "Ready!" said SOnic Sonic hit the button activating the huge drill on the front of the car. >>>>><<<< Guard TOwer A RED bot is reading the paper when suddenly the room starts shaking! *DRROOOOOONEEEE earthquake!* it thinks "EMERGENCY EMERGENCY" it drones >>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< Robolin Wall The car is nosily drilling right through the wall. The RED bot jumps into the car. "DRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNNEEE halt!" goes the bot Miles shoots it. The car drills all the way through the wall and Miles puts it into 7th gear! VRRRRRRRRRROMMMMMMMMMMM! JUST THEN THE WHOLE ROBOLIN WALL COLLAPSES DUE TO CHEAP CONSTRUCTION! "Cool" said Dulcy The car is being pursued by helicopters! A bullet hits the trunk! Antoinne yells "AACHCHHH DUE HOOGGEENNNNDOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEN MAHEEENNNNNOOOGUTE FRUITENGOOOOGEN!!!!! AACCHHHHHH DOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLEEEEEEEEIBEEEEEERRR!! BEIRSTEIN!!!!" "Antoinne did you get hit?" said Miles "Nine" said Antoinne "That's 'no' in german" says Miles, to nobody. Dulcy attacks the helicopters and the car drives real fast! Just then they are being pursued by bot taxi's! they hit a sharp turn and one of the taxi's rolls over onto it's roof! The car turns around SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHh and fires machine guns at the other 2 taxi's and then zooms off. "Look out BUS!" says Sonic They shoot a missle at the driver and the bus crashes into a bakery. Now the car is being pursued by bot-patrol cars! "We're homing in on the signal it's coming from the casino!" says Miles "Take the wheel Bunnie! Lead the bot-patrol away from here!" Miles hits the eject buttons Sonic and Miles go flying out of the car. >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< The R. Shlobo Casino JUST THEN SONIC AND MILES FALL THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CASINO! "Hmmm maybe I should apply for Rotor's job" says Sonic "Hey!" says Dealer bot "Sorry" said Miles "We just want to play blackjack" "ok" says Dealer bot Dealer bot deals a hand to sonic "GO FISH DUDE!!!" yells SOnic Miles smacks him "Shutup dumbass!" Just then Miles and SOnic are stunned and dragged to the back room by GUARD bots. >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< The Street An exciting car chase scene! VVVVVROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM SCRRRRRREEEEEEEEE KRAAAAASHHHHHHHHH VRRRMMM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! Bunnie launches missles at a bot van! kaboom it blows up! 10 robo jeeps are after the car and they have flame throwers! Bunnie rams a mail truck off a bridge. "Look out!" she yells while driving through a pedestrian infested street. The car drives through an alley. Uncle Bob jumps out of the way and lands in a dumpster. "FOCK YE!" he yells. A robot is blocking the way! It fires at the car! ROtor throws a hamburger at it! "Arg" goes the bot They run it over. Ker-splatsmash "Wheeee fun!" says Rotor Bunnie looks at the radar. Bots are coming down the street in bots directions. After narrowly avoiding the grenade launching bot patrol cars Bunnie makes a sharp turn and drives through the doors of a mall! SMMMMMASHHHHHHHH!!! The bots pursue! Shoopers dive out of the way as the vehicles drives through stores, down escalators and finally, Bunnie drives into the fountain. The bots surround them.... >>>>>>>><<<<<<<< The Room of DEATH! Sonic and Miles are in a cage suspended over a pit of boiling acid. "So Mr. Prower we meet yet again" said Robotnik "This pit is filled with acid and in the acid there are CHOMPER bots that will chomp you into shredded beef. Ha HA HA!" "And this time I expect you to DIE!" said Robotnik "You better die, or I'll GET REAL MAD!" "I'm not gonna die!" said Miles "GRRRRRRRR!!!!!" said Robotnik. HE almost slammed his fist down on the control panel but he stopped just before he did. "It is a good thing i did not hit the control panel or i would have hit the realease button and then you could escape. Ha ha! How ghood for me that I did not do that" said said Robotnok Robotnik pushed the 'lower cage' button and turned the speed dial to the 'extra slow' setting "ha ha" said RObotnik "ha" Robotnik says "You will never stop me from bulding my power crystal weapon!" "You're fat and ugly!" said Miles "Ha!" said Robotnik "What a pathetic attempt to make me angry!" Then SOnic said "Hey you stupid chub! I had cybersex with your wife!" "Technically that statement is almost sort of true!" said Miles Robotnik slammed his fist down on the control panel and scremed "GGGGGARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG" SOnic and Miles jumped out of the cage and ran "ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGg get them AAAAAAAGRRRRRRR!!" said Robotnik >>>>>>>><<<<<<<< The Robotnik Bulding, Floor 4503 Miles and Sonic are riding a photocopier down the hallway and running over bots. Just then they crash through a door into a room. They are surrounded by Uncle Chuck and his JANITOR bots "Uh oh" says Sonic Uncle chuck does some ninja stuff with his mop Then he says "CLEAN THEM UP!" The bots attack! One beats sonic in the head with a bucket antoehr slams Miles with a mop! They get knocked down but they get up again and fight! FFFFFRAHFOOOO VJCBNJSVJS! KAPOWIE Sonic kicks a bot steals a mop beats bots with it! OH YEAH! Miles is kicking more bot butt! COOL! Now they have to fight uncle chuck. WAAHHHHH!! SHOYROUKEN! Uncle Chuck gives Sonic the STONE COLD STUNNER! Miles kicks Chuck in the back "Ow my back!" says Uncle chuck WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH Sonic flips and kicks uncle chuck in the head. Chuck dead. >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< After fighting through the building in action packed style Sonic and Miles come to a room. They open the door to see the rest of the great secret service being tortured by EvilSally! "Hhhahahah!" says Sally "If you think this Full House show is bad wait until you see 7th Heaven! Ha ha! Then I'll force you to watch Air Bud: Golden Reciever! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! ha I AM SO EVIL!" "Noougen Gougen! NIIINNNNEEE!" scemes Antoine "I GOOGEN TALK I GOOGEN TALK!" "Be strong Antoinne" says Rotor "STOP THIS NOW!" says Miles "Well if it isn't mr. double-o-tails" says Sally. Then she pulls out a chaingun a shoots at him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHHAHA! EAT LEAD!!!" she says Sonic frees the prisoners but sally backflips off a wall and shoots at him! "Ow ow ow! I almost got hit!" says SOnic Everybody is runnign around the room in frenzyed panic! Then Antoinne stumbes into Sally knocking her into the torture chair. They leave as she screams "AHHHHH NOOOOOO NOT THE OLSON TWINS NOOOOOO OH THE HUMANITY!" >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< Sonic is at a door that says "power crystal room" "Alright you guys, better leave now" says Sonic "Thank you for all you've done sonic" says Miles "We'll never forget your kindness" "Yeah like no prob man." sonic grabs a coffee pot "Like I always say HEY HO LET'S GO!" Sonic runs into the power crystal room. Sonic dumps the coffee onto the crystal. JUST THEN.... NOTHING HAPPENS! Sonic smashes the coffee pot on the crystal but still nothing happens! "I must need a coffee cup!" says Sonic He runs back out into the hall. There's a cup on a table just a few feet away. BUT SUDDENLY ROBOTNIK JUMPS THROUGH A WALL! "SO Mr. SONIC HEDGEHOG" said Robonik "Do you think you can acctuall y come to MY dimension and stop my ingenious plans for world domination! You fool! You can never defeat Robo Shlobo Robotnik! You will die now hedgehog by my own hand!" Robotnik pulls out a huge bladesword and slashes at sonic. He misses and tears up the wall! "AHHHH DIE YOU FOUL SHCMECK!" says Robotnik slashing at sonic and tearing holes in the wall He kicks sonic and sonic lands on the table. Sonic picks up the cup and says "Hey chubbo, you can go take a flying leap at a donut truck!" "I'll take a flying leap at YOU!" says Robotnik. He jumps at sonic, lands a few inches away from him and FALLS THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!!! AND THE NEXT FLOOR!! AND 3000 FLOORS AFTER THAT! "TOO juicy fat to past the past cool dude! later 'tater!" says Sonic Sonic runs in and smashes the coffee cup on the crystal SSSHHHHHHHHHHPPOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!! >>>>><<<<<<<<<< Dimensional Portal WHOOOOOSH >>>>>>><<<<<<<< Knothole Villiage WAAHHHHH!!! says sonic as he is thrown from a dimensional gateway "I hope this is the right Mobius" says Sonic Antoinne sees sonic and says "Buneous Dias amigo! Burrioto palaya mucho grande!" "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" scremes Sonic "AHHHHH CALM DOOWWWN MADAME HEDGEHOG! IT Ees only me, Antoinne, i was just practeecing my espanol, how you say, ze qualaintont!" "Wait!" says SOnic "I still need to save Knothole!" Sonic runs into the ton square. Everything is normal. "H-U-H?" says Sonic, surpried. "Hi Sonic" says Tails "We saved Knothole" "Yeah" said Sally "We didn't need your help at all" "Woah I am feeling weird" said Sonic "LIke I'm not needed here anymore" >>>>>>>><<<<<<<< Robotropolis, Death Egg (music plays) Robotnik dances into the room, stomps around and sings "Fat" by Weird Al "I'm Fat! I'm Fat! ya know it!" sang Robotnik Halfway through the song robotnik stopped singing and said "Grounder and Scratch you idiots! This is the stupidest plan I've ever taken part in! I can't stand having you idiots for assistants! But how will I get new assistants. I know! I'll have to unthaw Dr. Quack!" "You're fat" said Grounder >>>>>><<<<<<<<< That Night Sonic has a dream. he is walking through the lost city THE ORACLE SPEAKS! "Sonic, you have recived a sign! You may think Knothole does not need you but they do!" "But you must go on the mystical quest of the hedgehog! Go sonic! Find your destiny" JUST THEN SONIC WOKE UP Sonic left his hut and ran off into the night to complete the hedgehog quest.... TO BE CONTINUED.... -------------- Don't miss the next exciting chapter of Sonic Fights Robotnik! -------------- SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 6 The Return of Uncle Bob - Find out what happens to sonic! - Bob returns to Knothole but that causes problems! - Robotniks latest evil plan! - More action than you'll ever belive happened! All this and more in Sonic Fights Robotnik 6! Coming to alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog in 1998!