Subject: FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack From: soniciscool@yahoo.com (SONIC FAN) Date: Sun, Jul 19, 1998 19:05 EDT Message-id: LEGAL STUFF----------- All characters like Sonic and stuff, fetured in this story are copyright of SEGA and Archie Comics. Other copyrights like Beavis and Butthead and Mountain Due and Greenday are copyrights of other companies. THe author of this story does not intend to imply ownership of anything or anycharacters in the following story End of LEGA STUFF---- The epic series continues with another one of the greatest sonic stories ever written SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 4 Meet Dr. Quack It was another day in knothole city and like many days it was a good day. Bunnie was fixing the sproket wheels with rotor, Sally was organizing the freedom fighter picnic and Sonic was jamming to Greenday in his hut. "Ah yeas a fine day indeed" thought rotor as he acidentilly dunked a sproket in coffee and bit it "Ow" he said. <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>> Robotropolis A Wooden Shack "Hmmm" said Roobotnik, "Well Robotropolis got blown up so we have to stay here until we can repair the city" Then Scratch pushed a button and it launched a SWAT missle. "You blithirig ditiot!" said Robotnik "That was our last missile!" "OOp heh hheh" went Scrotch <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>> Sonic's Hut Sonic and Tails are jamming to Greenday but Tails trips over the CD player. "Argr" sasid Sonic "Now we have to fix it" "I know said ails" Tails kicked the CD player "Work you focking peice of junk!" said Tails "You shouldn't say bad words" said Sonic ":::looks out the window::: hey what's that" JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT!!!! "Sonic!!!!!!!!!" says Rotor "Look out a SWAT missle is headed at us! ahh oh no oh no ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh!" "No sweat rote I beat those all the time" sonic said cooly "I'll just do thje sonic spin and bam bam jucie time and the missle is dead" JUST THEN A SWAT MISSLE FLYS IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!! "YAAHHHHH!!!" said Rotor Sonic ran atround but the SWAT missle chased him around. SOnic jumped behind the couch. Tails hit the missle with a guitar but that made it mad. Then it chased after tails and Rotor threw coffee on it and the missle went flying at the couch. Then sonic led the missle into the closet and closed the door. After a few minutes Sonic let the confused missle out of the closet and it hit a tree outside and blew up. "Yo yo missle can't mess with the blue-hog" sadi Sonic "But you know what thgis means" said Royor "No" said Sonic "Robotnik is back!" said ROtor "No focking way man!" said Sonic "Yeah!" said Rotor "Well you know what that means" said Sonic "Right" said Tailes "It's time to FIGHT ROBOTNIK!!!!" They all said So they went to tell Sally but meanwhile in Robotropolis.... <<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wooden Shack, Robotropolis Robotnik is kicking bot butt! "You stupid bots" went a robotnik "You wasted our last missle!" "Ow ow ow" goes Grounder "D'oh we not know" "Ah sir" said Snively "SHUT UP SNIVELY!" said Robotnik Robotnik kicks more bot butt! Scratch gets kicked through the wall of the shack "Yaddy yadda!" says Scratch "Ah sir" said Snively "I SAID SHUTUP!" Robotnik says RObotnik kicks some Snivley butt! JUST THEN A SPACESHIP CRASHES RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SHACK! "Hmmmm did you hear that" said Robotnik They all went outside to look The door on the spaceship opened A man walked out "Hello" said the man "My name is Dr. Quack. I come to take over planets quack quack" "Hello" said Robotnik "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik and I am ruler of this planet but the HEDGEHOG BLEW UP MY CITY!" "Hmmm" said Dr Quack "I seem to be stuck here but if we work together we can take care of that hedgehog. But I will require payment" "Want a deep fried hotdog on a stick?" said Grounder "Hmmm yeah" said Quack "Mmm I like these I want lots" said Quack "Good I will give you hotdog on a stick, but you have to help me kill the hedgehog" Robotnik said "Ok" said Quack "ATTENTION BOTS! FORWARD MARCH!!!" STOMP STOMP STOMP Millions of bots walked out of the spaceship "Bots are good" said Robotnik "But that hedgehog is powerful, he can beat BILLIONS of bots!" "Muhahahah" said Quack "But I have another weapon, the MEGA-GEM!" "HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!" said Robotnik, "Freedom fighters will pay AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!" <<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Knotohoel "Sally!" said Sonic "Robotnik is back!" "What oh no" said Sally "We have to fight him" Sally gathered all of knothole's FF's together "Attention" she said "Robotnik is back" They all gasped "We need to fight him again" she said They all cheered She sent Tails on a spy mission to Robotropolis <<<<<<<>>>>>>> Knothole Rotor is dunking donuts in the power ring pool "Hey what are you doing" said Jackerey Prower "Your donuts will get soggy" "No" said Rotor "I replaced the power crystal with coffee crystals" "But what about power rings?" said Sonic "Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no I forgot" said Rotor "Hey now what will I do power rings won't work with coffee on them" said sonic "It will be months before we can fix it" said Rotor "FOCK!" said Sonic "Now I have to fight robotnik without power rings! Fock you Rotor! Fock you!" <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>> Robotropolis The cameraman's view is blocked but we hear... BAM! KABOOM! BANG! ZAP! KABAMO! WHHOOOSH! BADOOOM! KAPOW! <<<<<<<>>>>>>>> "AAHHHHHH!!!" went tails VROOOOMMMMMMMMMM KRRRAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH SHHPOOOWWWWWWWW BOOOOOMMMMMMMMM Tails ran into Antoinne Antoinne went "AYe AYe AIEEEEEE NON NON WHA????" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" went Tails "Calm down Tails!" said Sally "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Tails "THERE WERE BOTS!!!" "How many" said SOnic "A BILLION MILLION!" said Tails "And there were SWAT bots and EVIL bots and MONKEY bots and SPIDER bots and POWER bots!" "Oh no oh no oh no ho no" said Rotor Sonic fights with Rotor! "Cut that out" sally kicks them "AHHH!" said "Tasuls and I was in ahuge fights with them there was so much action you wouldn't belive!" "Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne "And there was a ship! and a guy named Dr Quack!" said Tails "Woah new Badnik?" said Sonic "Sacre Blue!" said Antoinne "No prob lil bro" said Sonic "I can beat a billion bots standing behind my back" "wow cool sonic" said Tails Sally made a battle plan and showed it to the freedom fighters "Ok, we go into Robotropolis and fight the bots and blow up the ship" said Sally "It's Jammin' Penut butter Jive time!" said Sonic They went to robotropolis <<<<<<<>>>>>>> As soon as the freedom fighters got there an exciting battle took place. Sonic fought some bots! Sally and Bunnie and Antoinne were shooting bots with paint guns. Tails Karatre kicked the bots! haiiiiyyyayyayYYYYYASAAAAAAA!!!! And Rotor dismantled a bot Sonic was killing bots but then a evil bot was going to blade his head off! YAHAHHH!! Sally shot it with a rocket launcher! KABOOOMMM!!! DROONNNNNEEEE!!! More bots said sonic Sonic zoomed and dashed and killed them "Hey bots don't drone just fight" said Sonic Then more bots apperead on the horizon "Don't these dudes get tired" Sonic thought out loud Bunnie threw the cybersuit to sonic. Sonic caught it "ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!" Sonic put on the suit DUNN DUUN DUNNNNNN CYBERSONIC! SOnic was way past cool cyber style! Then he fought the bots with Cyberweapons WHEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEHEHGUDGUGIOOO!! DROONNNEEEE BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!! BANG! KRAK!@ BOOM! BARG! JHOT! ADBN! EROROTIOROOOOOP! The bots are dead but what's this? WHAT'S THIS??? WHAT THE FOCK IS THIS!!!!?!?!?!?! Thought Sonic SNIVELY HAD A CYBERSUIT OF HIS OWN! But sonic cyber-punched Snivley first and Snivley went flying up 500000 feet in the air "YEeeeaahhhh" said sonic After more bot blasting action all the robots were dead, or were they? Dr Quack stepped out of the ship "Quaak quaaak" he said "So Headgehog, quaaack, you seem to have killed my bots waaak wakk quack. But I still have the power of the MEGA-GEM!" "The what?" said Sonic "THIS!! quaakk waakkk" said Quack Dr. qUACK used the power of the MEGA-GEM on sonic. THE CYBERSUIT BLEW UP!!! Quack powered up the mEgA-GEM again!!!!!!!! "WE GOTTA RUN!!!!" said Sonic And the freedom fighters ran away back to Knathole "QUAAKAKK QUAAACKK QUAAAAAAAACK HA HA QUACK!" said Dr. Quack "Whew," said Sonic "Well at least we killed all the bots" "No we didn't sonic I noticed that there were a lot more bots we didn't fight" said Tails "Oh well" said Sonic "I'm hungry I need a chilidog!" <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>> We'll be right back <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>> Hi there. We're back. The scene is Knothole villiage. Sally is planning the next attack while Rotor and Sonic are arguing "Hey assmunch!" said Sonic "You were lazy all you did was dismantle a bot while I was killing millions of them!" "I was getting some chips out of it ok?" said Rotor "Fock you rotor" said sonic "You're a chicken BOCK BOCK BGAAAWK!" "Go fock yourself" said Rotor Sonic went back to his hut "Stupid Rotor" he said "Putting coffee in the power ring pool" Sonic grabbed his guitar and played the Rotor Sucks Song You can sing along! (or not) ROtor Sucks! Rotor Sucks! He so stupid He just sucks! He's to fat! Rotor Sucks! Walrus face Rotor sucks! Then Tails walked into the hut "Hey sonic what are you jamming to?" he said "Just a song about how rotor sucks" said sonic "Yeah but Rotors smart and he knows stuff" said Tails "Yeah I guess you right" said sonic Sonic made up with rotor and they gave hi-5's and were freinds again. <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>> Later.... "So rotor" said Sonic "How can we beat the MEGA-GEM?" "To beat the MEGA-GEM we need and ANTI-MEGA-GEM said Rotor "But I don't know where to find one, "Maybe my uncle, Rabbi Prower, knows" said Tails "Who?" said Sonic "The guy who owns the Knothole Kosher Deli" said Tails "Woah that place must have always been there but I just didn't know that it was there" sonic said "Let's, er, juice n' jam, i think" said Rotor "RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said sonic <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>> Knothole Kosher Deli They walk into the Deli "Hiya Unc!" said Tails "Hello, it is my nephew Tails, what do you want today?" said Rabbi "I was kind of wondering if you know anything about an ANTI-MEGA-GEM" said Tails "An anti mega gem?" said Rabbi "Well let's see you can find the great crystal of Zgghgotoytin in the ice caves up north" "Wow thanks!" said Tails "Now either buy something or get the fock out of my deli" said Rabbi <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>> Robotropolis The robots are rebuilding the city HI HO HI HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO DROONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE DRONE HI HO HI HO <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>> Knothole DUNN DUNUNUNUNUNJUN DUNN DUNNN!! DUNN DUNN! DUNUNUNUNUNUN DUNNN DUNNNN! DUNNN DUNN!!!! DUN NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN! DUUUNNNNNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! DARRRNARRRRRR!!! WHEEEOOOOOOOOOO DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN!!!! DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn BOOM BOOM BOOM-BA-DOOM! Sonic and the band were having one last jam session before Sonic Tails Rotor and Antoinne left to get the crystal. Sally and Bunnie were preparing more rocket lunchers. "Yo sal see ya ROUND!!!!!!!" said Sonic BZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! they zoomed off <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>> A feild "Doo doo doo" said ROtor "I'm walking along...WWOOOOOAQAHHHHH!!!!" They all fell into a hole "Hey I can't see" said Tails Just then A VOICE SPOKE ----WARNING MATURE CONTENT AHEAD!------ "Hey , want some yiffy vixens?" said the voice ------OK KIds back to apporpiatre content! :)------ "Huh huh that would be cool" said sonic "Just go into that room" said the voice A door lit up "heh heh that's right in there....*DRONE*....er i mean..." said the voice "Hey WAIT!!!!" said Sonic "It's a robot! This is a trap!" "Nooo!" said the voice "You have to go into the room of death!" "Fat chance robo-brane!" said Tails JUST THEN THE LIGHTS WENT ON And they saw... ROBO-PROWER! "Ha ha ha FIGHT TIME!" said ROBO-Prower BANG BANG FRAHFHS ROOOOOO HA DOOO KEN!!!!! BANG HOOOIIII THE lights went off CRRRUUNNNCCHHHHHHH SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCHHHHHH KAAAABLAM!! KABLOMO! GLOOP! SPLOSH! SPAKKK!!! WAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! ORP! FYIE! OOOORRRRGHHHH!!! GRAKKAA GRKKA! CREAK CRAK CRAK!!! SNAP! CRACKLE! hey where's pop POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!! !!!!!!!! tHEN tHE liGHtS WeRe BACk On "Wow what an exciting battle!" said Rotor "Oui!" said Antoinne <<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Ice Caves "Well let's go in" said Sonic They went in and slipped and slided through an ice maze WHEEEE said Tails as he slid down a steep hill Tails fell into a pit but since he could fly it didn't matter Rotor fell in the pit too but antoinne helped him out After much struggle they reached the crystal Sonic grabbed it BUT THEN THE CAVE STARTED TO COLLAPSE AND A GIANT ICICLE WAS SLIDING AFTER THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS! "ahhhh" said Rotor They all jumped on sonic and sonic ran and ran and SLIPPED ON SLIPPERY ICE!!! WahahhhhhH!!! Will we make it!?!? Sonic escaped just in the nick of time! A resounding phew echoed from the group CLIK But then thousands of bots pointed their lasers at the freedom fighters "UH OH!!! " said sonic <<<<<<<>>>>>>>> They're in big trouble now! "HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!" said RObotnik "Hedgehog on ice I like it HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHA" "QUAAKK QUAAAAAK" said Quack "ME TOO!!! HAHHAHHAWUAKHAHAHHAH QUAK HAHHAHAHA WAAAAAKKKKK!!!!" "Give me the crystal!" said Quack! "Now!" "No no no!" said Sonic "SONIC!" whispered Rooter "I have a plan" said sonic "You guys run NOW!" They ran. Then the bots looked at them and Sonic jumped on his snowboard The bots looked at sonic giving the other freedom fighters time to hide! "DAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!" said Ropotnik "GET THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!" The SWAT bots chased sonic, they had hover-skis, hover- snowmobiles and hover-tobbogains Sonic was snowbaording down a cliff and he hit a jump. 2 SWAT bots on snowmobiles hit the jump too and crashed into each other in mid-air! Sonic went around trees and the tobbogain swats ran into them Fire and bot parts were a-flyin' "Wonky juicin jam time!" said sonic as he did a flip in the air Some bots tried to do this on their skis but they landed on their heads The snowmobile bots were shooting at sonic but they missed Robotnik and Quack were in the helicopter shooting at sonic but they missed too "He is fast!" said Quack Grounder and Scratch were chasing sonic on their zamboni "Huhuhuhuhuhu!" said Grounder "Eat lead!" Grounder shot the zamboni's machine gun at sonic, just barely missing him "Hhehehehehehheh" said Scratch "You suck Grounder!" "Shutup Dillhole!" said Grounder Scratch kicked Grounder in the nads Then the zamboni fell off a cliff KABOOOOOMMMM!!! Sonic went over another jump and slammed a Mountain Dew! "Grr" said Robotnik "Send the TANKbot after him!" BUMM BUMM BUMMMMM TANKbot mark III The TANKbot was made for Snow travel and it quickly caught up to sonic and fired missles at him. "Woah woah WOOOOOHHHH!!!" said Sonic Then Sonic was headed straight for a cliff! TANKbot stopped but sonic kept going and went right off the cliff! All the bots stopped to look off the cliff THen Dulcy flew up. Sonic had landed on her wing. Sally and Bunnie were on Dulcy too, and they blew all the bots away with their rocket launchers. "Hey Sal," said Sonic "How did you know I would be here?" "Oh I just did" smiled Sally They picked up Antoinne Tails and Rotor and escaped back to Knothole <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>> Knothole Sonic was eating 500 chili dogs "All that action makes hedgehog hungry" said Sonic MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH "Well time to go fight robotnik" said Sally "Yep" said Sonic "All right" said Tails . . "JAM JAM WHAM BAM JUICY JAM ZAM!" went sonic's battle cry ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>> Robotropolis An explosive battle took place, Sonic fighting without his cybersuit, but the rockey launchers made up for that. Bots got killed, but the EVIL bots were harder to kill than SWAT bots and the MONKEY bots were agile "Boy I hate new bots" said sonic, while running fastly After the battle the bots were dead and the freedom fighters were in the Death Egg. "Face the wrath of my MEGA-GEM!" said Dr. Quack Sonic used the crystal on Dr. Quack and the MEGA-GEM was destroyed and Dr. Quack was frozen. Then Bunnie kicked robotnik in the head and pounded on his skull with her metal arm "Ow ow ow ow cut that out" went Robotnik Just then Robotnik pushed the emergency aLarm and more bots came running out to his aid. The bots grabbed Bunnie and threw her at the freedom fighter's they get knocked down! Tails walks over to the audio control terminal, puts in a CD and blasts Greenday music. Then sonic and sally and tails and rotor and antoinne fought will all their might and killed the bots but robotnik had escaped, but Bunnie was injured "no" said rotor "We have to get back to Knothole NOW" said Sally So back they went <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>> Knothole Bunnie said "Ow y'all I ahm seein stars, y'know some of em are blue and some of em are yella and some of em are green and some of em are purple and some of em are cyan heck y'all all some of em aren't even stars at all!" "Are you alright Bunnie" said Doctor Prower "Yeh heck y'all" said Bunnie "Well we beat robotnik again but he will attack again" said Sonic "That I can agree with" said Rotor "Hey Rote how are the power rings" said Sonic "They work now but they taste like coffee" said Rotor "Don't worry I won't eat them!" said Sonic Everybody laughed <<<<<<<>>>>>>>>> Robotropolis "Huh hhuh huh" said Grounder "That sucked" "You stupid bots!" said Robotnik "This was all your fault!" "Uhhhh...like, no it wasn't" said Grounder "Heh heh heh YEAH! heh heh" said Scratch "Your right, I guess it was....Dr. Quacks fault" said Robotnik "He is cryo frozen" said Robotnik "But I don't think I will be unthawing that imbicile any time soon. Speaking of idiots, where's Snivley?" <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>> Knothole It is Christmastime at knothole villiage. All the animals are sitting down to the Christmas Dinner. Uncle chuck is just about to carve the turkey when..... SNIVELY'S DEAD BODY FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF AND LANDS ON THE TABLE! "Oh no Christmas is runined!" said Sally "YOU FOCKING BASTARDS!!!!" said Tails Sally kicked Tails in the head "Don't say that!" Sonic sighed "Juicy jam peanut butter no more" <<<<<<<>>>>>>> Robotropolis "This time *I* had the last laugh!" said Robotnik "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!" <<<<<<<>>>>>>> THE END If you want to read more good storys like this one, read the other Sonic Fights Robotnik storys Sonic Fights Robotnik Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The next Battle Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye Look for them on your favorite sonic website if you can't find them just go to www.dejanews.com and search for "sonic fights robotnik" Any questions comments flames or requests for reposts of previus storys or stuff just email soniciscool@yahoo.com <<<<<<>>>>>>>> The Next Chapter in the SFR series! Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley