AUTHORS NOTE"S I warned you about Ken Penders (and so did David Gonterman) but SEGA didn't listen and now look what happened. O hwell im just saying. LEGAL SETUFF All stuff is copyright its oweners and Sonic Fan does not claim any ownership of the story (becuase I'm not Ken Penders!) sONIC IS cancelled because of an evil comic book writer? No way dude, the fans refuse! So the greaterst Sonic fanfiction series continues with a brand new sequel! It's time for... SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 10 Sonic Genesis by SONIC FAN Setting: A typical day on mobius In Robotropolis Soni c and the Freedom Fighters are fighting the evil Dr. Robotnik!! Robotniks evil robot ship spways pollution and smoke over Mobotropolis turning it in Robotoropolis the Dark City of Robotnik!! Freedom fighters hide from the bots but Sonic rujns in yeah! Blue strek sppeds by! Sonic runs up an wall and bots run int othe wall and blow up! Now Sally swings in on a rope and SOnic knocks SWAT bots off the bridge to their DEATH! Way cooll. Sally plants the bomb but sonic is surrounded by the bots. Sally throws Sonic the POWER RING!! GOTTA JUICE! He catches the rings and goes SUPER SONIC buzzsaws all the SWAT bots as the hydroelectric DAM opens and the bots drowns!! Sonic catches sally and runs away!! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! HE'S THE FGASTESTE THING ALICE! KABLAMO!!! Robotnik rages!! The lights in Robotnropolis go out and Sonic and Sally run back to the forest. Sally kisess SOnic and he jumps in the air and gives the thumbs up!! HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE!!! (AWWOOOGA! AWOOGA!) ---- Sonic's apartnement The alwarm clock goes off. Sonic punches it. Sonic gets up "Wow what a weird dream" he thingks. "Arrg time to go to work" he mutters. --- The Toilet Factory Sonic goes to his job, another borinf day making the toilets , he thinks. "Mama mia Sonic, you-a late again wahooo!" said Marrio. Sonic's coworker. "yeah yeah whatever" sonic answers/ CLAND CLANG CLANG Stone Cold Steve Austin Bot marches in. Uh oh he's the foreman of the toilet factory. "What you doin you lazy sumbitch WHAT! yer spose to be makin toilets and you not here WHAT! ima give your ass the stone cold stunner boy wWQHTA??" "Sorry man chill " said Sonic "Your problem is you're too slow What? " Stone Cole yelled "I said you're slow! You run fast but work slow WHAT! You gotta be a better worker like mario WHAT? that's what I thought get back to work ! WhAT!!" "sigh" sonic said "Man this sucks" complained sonic "No way was I born to be a toilet maker" Mario said "Heya what you think we isa gonna be some kinda heroes? Ahh no-a way that a gonna happen. But we maka the toilet for people to maka the poopy in and that is sorta like a hero WAHOO! so we worka hard let's a go!!! Yippie!" (i hate that guy) Sonic thinks ----- 10 hours later Sonic walks out of the factory. Nobody is there. OUT OF NOWHERE A CHAMELON APPEARS!!! "Huh ?" sas Sonic "You ever think your life is all wrong? You're not doing what you're supposed to be?" said the purple Chamelon. "Uh yeah like all the time" replied Sonic. "Well you're not wrong" the mysterious Chamelelon said. "So whats it mean?" sonic asked But the purple chamelon diasppeard! Did I dream that? (sonic) ---- SONIC'S CAR Sonic is driving his car listening to SEGA raido. He's stuck behind another car being driven by an orange fox. BEEP BEEP go the cars because theyr'e stuck behind. "Hmm that dude looks familiar" said Sonic The fox said "Did you ever think like our lives are like the shows on tv and stuff? I mean like we do stuff and its' like the stuff they do on tv?" "Sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru" said the speaker. "Woah that's deep man" sonic philosophilcally thought5. -------- THE NEXT DAY At the Chao Clinic Sonic drives up vroom. schreech! "Today is the day I ask out Amy Rose the girl I've had a crush on since high school" said Sonic "i;ve gotta do it all this crazy stuff heppening must be a sign today is the day fo r shure!" Sonic walks in and sees Dr. Amy. But then a skunk kisses her! "What are you loking at you boffoon??" smirked the Skunk. "A-amy, you have a boyfriend? " sonic saldy sadid "B-but" "Oh its this loser from the toilet factory. This is Geoffrey St John and we;re gonna get married,. Yo uare just TOO SLOW haha" Said amy. "Fa-ha-ha-ha" laughed Geoff "oh Son-son i'm afraid that while you may be a fast runner I was quicker on the draw than you. " "SHUT UP!" yelled Sonic "What are you going to do, ffight me blueboy wiphog? This isn't a comic where you're the hero. And I already had sex with Amy 35 minutes ago." "You were betan by Goeffry "Quickdraw" St John" Geoff makes finger guns "pew pew pew" "oooh man" said Sonic "waaah" "What say I get rid of this loser luv" said Geoff kissing amy grossly (because its Geoff he sucks). Dr Amy said "Get outta here!" then she hits Sonic with her pico hammer! SPLAT Geoffrey throws the Sonic frisbee out the window. CRASH! Soic lands in his car with such force that it explodes. ------------ A FEW dAYS LATER At Furry Wal Mart Sonic is buying 100 chilidogs-in-a-can. But again he sees, that orange fox. In the electronic section watching the TV. Sticks the Badger is on TV Sticks: I tell you man its a conspiracy! all the stuff in the worldk is fake and its because The Great Reset! I tell ya they are taking over the world with the nWo brother! You gotta help yo ucan do something BUY MY STUFF from our store at STICKSBADGETRUTHWARS.COM the only stie in the world with the REAL NEWS!! "It's so true man" said fox staring at the TV intently. "Yeah she's hot" said SOnic "No dude this is the truth you gotta listen to this!" yelleld Tails He said " Its the same as all the weird dreams I'm having all the time" "Hey do I know you" asked the fox. "Uh i don't think So I'm Sonic the Hedgehog" said Sonic. "My name is Prower, Miles Prower, the fox, but everyboy calls me "Tails"" said Tails. "You are having weird dreams! Me too!" said Sonic "you gotta tell me about it." "Cool you wanna go somewhere for chilidogs? "s said Tails "Woah!!" yelped Sonic "HOW DID YOU KNOW ITS MY FAVORITE FOOD!?" Tails said "uhh you are holding 100 childogs in a can, duh" ----- CHILI DOG ZONE Sonic and Tails are at the way past coolest Chili Dog restaurant in Green Hill City. The giant chili dog behind them turns into the Chameloon! HUH!? they spurt. "You again!" said Sonic "Whao are you anyway?" "My name is Espio the Chamelon" he answers " And I know why you're having those weird dreams" "Well tell me dude " sonic demanded "If you seek the answeres you must seek God" the Chameleon riddled. "wow. lame" SAID mILES. "What the fock does that mean? " sonic yelled to the giant Chili Dog. Yep the Espio vanished into thian air again. "a riddle?" sopnic pondered "God huh? Where do youfind that? Hmm must be at some church so whats the most famous church on mobius? Maybe God lives there and I'll ask him what the fock is goin' on?" "The Hidden Palace I giess?" said Tails "Ok we'll go there" sonic said sonic. ------ THE HIDDEN PALACE MONESTARY After a long journey where not too much happened Sonic and Tails arrive at the mysterious mountain monsentary. They took the bus because Sonics car was broken. KNOCK KNOCK Sonic knocked on the door. CREAK. A nun opens the door She said "Hello what do you want?" "Yo we are looking for god or something" Sonic said. "Oh God, yes you are at the right place" the squirrel happily said '"I'm Sister Sally Acorn of the Hidden Palace and we praise god all the time here so come in and I'll tell you all about our religion;" "Okay" said Sonic and Tails. ---- Sally introduced them to the other people who were standing around at the time. Sister Bunnie Rabbot who's job is to polish the crystals and Brother Big the Cat who brews beer. "Howdy y'all" said Bunnies and "AAYHUUUYCCKK KHELLOOOO HAHAHAHA" said Big "what do you want to know of our lord" said Nun SAlly and they walked around the religious artifatcs etc. "Ya know just some general stuff I guess like all of it " sonic relplied. "Okay well lets start with the basics" they walked to some statues, and sally said "Bunnie likes to do this part". "Aw heck ya'll I does" Bunnie giddly said "We'll heck y'all these statues is of the disciples. There sure is a lot of em we'll heck one of em is Alex Kidd and one of em is Joe Musashi and one of em is Dynamite Dux and one of is Addam Hunter and one of em is Dwarf Dude and one of em is Vectro Man and one of em is Ulalala and one of em is Samba de Amigo and some of em is Mobo and Robo and one of em Billy Hatcher and one of em is Ryo Hazuzki. and heck all lof y'all some of them thar statues ain even of the discliples at all!" "Yeah I know this and the other status must be of Jesus the Hedgehog ?" said Sonic "Uh heck y'all who that?" Bunnie confusedly said "naw yall there taint nothin like that in the bible i tell you what, this some feller sounds like he's from mexico?" " I'm surprised you haven't heard of the god of the world's biggest religion but it's ... " sailly said Sonic looks at the last statue of... "KEN FOCKING PENDERS!?!" sonic screamed as he gazed upon the likeness of some moustache guy with glasses holding a pen. "SONIC!" scheeched Sally" Don't blaspheme the lord in his house!!" "Who the FOCK is Ken Penders?!" sonic yelled "Somethings up dude no way people are worshipping this dumbass!" "Dumbass?! DUMB ASS!?!" Sally enragedly shreiked "YOU HAIRATIC YOU WERE SEND HERE BY THE EVIL ONE!?" "Yo tails ever heard of ken Penders?" sonic askes "Nope these weirdos must be a cult" said Tails Thats' it!! YELLED! SALLY! She and bunnie ripped off their nun clothese to reveal.... NINJA SUITS! "Guhwah?" Sonic blurted "We're warrior monks y'all" said Bunie and we're gonna kick yer behinds yahhooo. A fight breaks out! sally does ninja kicks hiya! hi ya! they miss sonic as he dodges fastly. Bunnie pulls out the lasso as it is her preferred weapon in the tex-japanese ninja style. She ropes Sonic! Sonic is tied up and sally stomps his head! BOOM! Then bunnie jump kicks tails. Tails responds with an anti-air SHOYRYOUKEN punch! Bunnis gets hit and knocked into the pews smashing thems! CERaCK!! ow! "huh you know kung fu?" sonic asked? "Yeah" said tails. He hits Sally with the HADOKEN fireball! POW! Sally throws a ninja star but tails catches it and thorws it back SLIICEE! Off goes sallys ear blood is all over the place! "Arg!" sally tyelled! Big the Cat runs in and throws beer barrellls at Sonic and Tails!! SMASH SMASH!! Beers is everywhere! Big the cat slips on the beer and breaks his neck and dies! "OOHH NOOOO AHHH OOOOHH oOOWEIIIE!!!" he shouted and dropped dead. Tails unties Sonic he SPIN DASHES bunnie through a stained glass window and it's a 60000000 ft drop off the side of the mountain! "AAAHHH HOO HOO HOOWWEEE!" screams Bunnie. Sally SHADOW KICKS Sonic and he flys through 50 relgioous artworks! KASMASHO!! Tails tips over the big statuse of Ken. KABOOM! it's blown to dust. "Fock ken penders" Tails grinned at Sally. Sally was boiling mad! She tries to kick tails. "DONT SAY THE BLASPHEMMYYY!" she cries and.. Tails catches her leg and SNAPS IT IN HALF with the elbow strike!! CRUUNCH!! "YarG" sally yelped. "Fock you sally" Tails growled. He throws Sally away "Lets get outta here" "Yeah gotta juice" Sonic said. "Juice what, an orange?" Tails asked "What does that even mean?" "I...I dunno. " Sonic said now was very confused. "I just say it somethiime?? I THINK?" ---- THE HIGHWAY Sonic and tails speed away in Sally stolen car. They hear something? "Uh oh the cops?" In the rearview mirror sonic sees... ALIEN UFOS!! "Alien ships are everywhere" tails shreiked Sonic turned on the radio Rotor: Rotor with Mobius News One reporting. THIS JUST IN! Mobius is under attack by aliens called "The Xorda". Recommended you stay inside and hide under a table for safety until the aliens go away, says the government. "Better step on the gas" said Tails Sonic goes top speed and an exciting action packed car chase with alien ships takes place. The car gets hit by a lazer and they go flying! AHHH! Sonic lands on some rocks. "OOF!" But tails flies using his Tails. Neat trick said sonic "Get up man we have run" urged tails "Run oh year I can do that fast" sonic exclained. ZOOM! Sonic ran around dodging all the aliens and a beam hit him and he was abducted to the alien ship. ----- ALIEN SHIP Sonic is stapped to the table. He sees some other furries inccluding a duck who looks familiar for some reason sonic has no idea though. "quuacckk... uurrrg wauuuackk" quacks the duck. "BLAR BLARG " said Xorda alien "activate the brain altering lazer!" Duck is shot with the laser "QUUACK! MY BRAIN! QUACK!" "Oh man today SUCKS" sonic moaned "Gotta get outta here" he thinks "Yo alien dude" called sonic "Your shoelace is untied!" "BLAG BLAG i don't have shoes BLARG" the alien drolled. "Man I'm tellin you your shoelace is mondo untied are you dumb?" "ARRRG!" said the alien, who was mad. It unties Sonic's shoe "Ha ha now yours is untied Mobian ha ha i laugh at you blargh blargh" "Cool " said sonic, as he picked off one of his quills and thrwe it right in the aliens eyeball . "YYeaaoowch" gargled the creature. Sonic kicked his shoe into the release button! Sonic was free! All right! He thoiguht. Now to juice off this popsicle stand. Sonic sees the airlock button. "Yo tentacle head, what happens if i push this button" said Sonic "You will depressurize the ship and kill us all nooo BLARRGH" slimed the alien thing. "ok sounds like a party" sonic hits it. The aliens explode. SPLORT! Oh and sonic, he turned into a spinblade and spindashed as a fireball down to mobius. Meanwhile a duck in a space suit flies into outer space...but sonic didnd't see that. ----- GREEN HILL CITY The most epic battle in the history of mobius took place with the entire army fighting orda ships and planes flying around fighting ufos while nukes went off and space lazers blew up everywthing. "Woah!" Sonic said Sonic fell down to mobius in a fireball and crashed into the ground at one billion mph then was knocked out for 3 days. ------- 3 DAYS LATER SOnic woke up. He shook his head. "Ayiyiyiyi" "man what a weird dream. Oh wait i am in a crater that was not a dream after all" The aliens were gone so sonic walks into the city. (his legs were sore from the impact) Busted up ships and planes and jjunk everywhere. Also the furries were milling about saying stange stuff". "Praise him!" said the furries "Who? " said SOnic "The almight has returned" said a furry. "He has smote the aliems!" They all walked to the city hall which was now just a pile of rubble. Charmy bee flies in playing a trumpet. DOO DOO DOO DOO! "Buzz buzz he is here! Our lord aand savoiur who defeated the Xorda !" In a beam of light, Ken Penders teleports in! The furries bow (except sonic). "All hail Ken Penders the creator of everythuing on mobius@ !" preached Charmy Ken did some stupid poses like he's a big deal and said "thank you, thank you very much". "what a n idiot" sonic thinks "I demand tribute! " Ken bellowed "BRing forth the sacrifice!! HA HA HA!" Sally with bandages on was dragged up to Ken. "Nooo please forgive me my lord" she creid. "Forgive? Hmm must be thinking of some other god HAHA. Now... DIE SALLY!" KA-SHUNK! Ken Penders cut off Sally's head with a hudge sword!! "NOOOO!" yelled Sonic who was sad from some reason "Huh?? Why sad?" Sonic thougt. BLAM! Ken's head got shot off!! He's dead! 500 miles away, Sonic seesw Tails with a wooden sniper rifle "way cool shot bro" sonic gives the thubs up. But Ken grew a new head! "Uh oh! " sonic eeped. "You cannot kill me who is a god! " KEN WHINED then pulls out the SWORD OF SHINOBI and blocked the other bullets coming at him. PING PIN G PING PING!! Sonic runs at Ken Penders. He thinks "Oh yeah lets see this butt-brained "god" deal with the .." Sonic screamed "MEAG SONIC SPIN ATTAAAACK!!" SWOOOSH! The attack missed because Ken turned into an ethereal ghost?? "Hedgehog!" said Ken "I HATE that hedgehog! I thought I had gotten rid d of you ! Well now prepare to die BWAH AHAHA! " Millions of echidnas who look like knuckles with minor varioations run at sonic and a massive battle starts! ---- THE BATTLE Sonic said "Woah dude too many echidnas!" But Ken corrected him "THose are not echnidana they are echid'nyas! They are aliens!" Sonic quipped "You say Echnid'nyeeahh I say echinda but the truth is i kill them and you are stupid" Echnid'nnayahs attacked but sonic did the spin attack killing a lot of them, but some had guns sonic ran around and dodges gunfire, doing flying homing spin attacks , arms and legs are getting cut off by sonic who turned into a blue wheel of destructions finally killing all the echnic'nnyyaahh , (authors note: i just call them echidnas now I'm not typing that). The echidnas are all dead. Sonic stands on the pile of corpses victorious! "oh yeah! past cool! " said sonic "better watch yo self" he wagged his finger at Ken. "Your move, Pen-butt" sonic slyly said. "Otay" said Ken, as he sliced off sonic's spike with the shinobi sword! "Ay ay ay!" Sonic cried . Sonic spin dashed Ken 100 times bt kept going thru. "Why don't attacks work" thought Sonic "except the gun" "Run away hedgehog you cannot defeat me! I AM KEN AND I AM EEEVILL MWAHAHAHA!!!" crackled Ken Penders. "Hmm good idaea" wendt Sonic and ran away fast. "Hey he's getting away! Damnit!" Ken cursed. Zoom zoom sonic runs away. ----- 500 MILES AWAY Sonic catches up with Tails. Yo Tails dude what's up with the ol wooden boomstick? It's the only weapon that can dagmage the Ken Penders buttmunch. Sonic asked tails. "Its not just any gun Sonic it's a holy artifact, The Shittem Wood Sniper Rifle. " explained Tails "My uncle Rabbit Prower let me borrow it and I need to go see him. I'm sure he can tell us whats going on!" "Yo yo where this rabbi dude livve my bro, he sounds way cool and those guns are jammin and slammin." sonic said. "What happened to your voice Sonic? asked Tails "Yo I just started talkin like this because it feels right, way past man, way past." sonic said in a cool voice. "I think we're remembering.," tails wondered "huh now I feel bad about breaking Sally's leg and killing Bunnie for some reason" "Yeah weird huh?" inquired Sonic "I was feelin the same way even though we were ninja fightin em. OKay whetever so where does your uncle Rabbi live?" "sandopolis zone" said Tails "it's really far awya". "All right let's jusice past cool on a mondo road trip! Gotta find that kosher kitsune . It's...PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM TIME!" sonic yeld. "sandwiches?" asked tails "No bro that a euphemism for speedin past cool to jam to max on the adventure of a lifetime you dig?" Sonic asked "Uh. Ok" said TYaisl. ---- NEXT YEAR The Mall Sonic said "Oops we were supposed to go to sandopolis not the mall" (JOKE!) No really they just went to Sandapolis. THE DESERT Sonic ran through the desert but then got too sweaty from running. "man" panted sonic "this desert is mondo hot" "where the water at" he asked Tails flew into the ground and looked like he died of heat stoke. Sonic fell over "nap time zzz" ---- ??? They see a mysterious shape. The colors were all blurry and stuff what is this a dimensional portal? ----- DESSERT TENT No they were at Rabbi Prowers tent in the desert. "Shalom" said Rabbi Prower "hi unc," said Tails "we are dying help us" "Hold on boychik I will ask the big man" Rabbi hurridly said. He prayed some stuff in Jewish language. A meteor falls to earth! KABLOOIE!@! "yo my man i can't eat that" sonic gasped "Just go look in the fireball ya yutz" oy" said Rabbi Sonic and tails crawl to the flaming metero crater and see... "M..mountain due... CHILI DOGS?? " sonic belched. Sonic picked up the Due. "Ice cold!" he exclaimed. "And the chili dogs are mondo hot!" "HOWS THIS HAPPENING" sonic yelled while shoving food in his face. "Its called magic oy what a putz " Rabbi said. Sonic Tails and Rabbi prowers are sitting outside the tent in Rabbi's yard. THe tent is huge and gold on the inside and there's a huge candlestick thinng. Tails told him about Ken Penders. "Oy kerevet" moaned the Rabbi "So this is why we dont believe in their messiah its just some shmuck who ruined the sonic comics! " "Woah ! Yo yo back it up! woah! " sonic said "The uh...ME comics.. . uh .. can you mondo explain it because i aint pickin up what you're puttin down, dig?" "Stop talking meshuggana and listen. I know all this stuff because of ancient artifacs that were passed down by our people. I have all these games and comics about you, and most importantly some fanfics called Sonic Fights Robotnik. I am like, who is this sonic, who is Robotnik, oy? And then my nephew Tails comes to my tent and brings the Sonic. But having studied these I know exactly what happened! Now it makes sense" "Uh yeah" said Sonic tapping his foot "WE'RE WAAAAAIIITIING! Woops sorry rabbit, I keep talking funny, didn't mean to interrupt" "No buby that is what you are supposed to talk like. You see, this Ken Penders meshugger, he did some evil magic called the ... "SUPER GENESIS WAVE!" "That's it!" Tails shouted "It's the Great Reset thingy Sticks Badger was talking about!" "No no not some meshugga reset, a super genesis wave! As I was saying this is an event caused by CHAOS MAGIC that erases history rewrites it. So this Penders shmuck got the chaos emeralds or something and he changed everything to be all oy vey. But you still have some memories from the old universe" "Yeah!" said Sonic "The weird dreams" "How about this" Rabbit Power pulls out an accordion and starts jamming. He sings "Blue Streak speeds by, Sonic the hedgehog! Too ast for the naked eye! Soic the Hedgehog" "No monjdo way!" sonic screamed "That's the song! I heard it" "Of course that's your theme song!" said Rabbi "this is all coming together now we just need to stop Ken Penders and there is only one way" "How? " asked Taile" "well logically to reverse the super genesis wave we need to make an anti-super genesis wave" explained Rabbi in detail. "How we gon do the ol reverse super sgeness wave?" sonic pondered. "Hold on I will go check" said Rabbi as he went into the tent. *praying noises* --------- 7 DAYS LATER Rabbi Prower walks out "Okay here is the plan. To cause an anti-super genesis wave we will need what is called a MEGA-GEM. And also the ANTI-MEGA-GEM." he continued "If you collide the two gems together a critical mass it will cause this big kaput bling bang yiddle diddle dum... whatever. Big explosion that fixes everything" "huh " said Sonic "I'd call it a...WALKING CONTRADICTION!" "Why'd you call it a Greenday song?" Tails asked "Whats green day" said Sonic "Hold on this is where it gets complicated and kind of meshugger" Rabbi said "You are going to have to use time travel to reach the gems. " "Oog" said Sonic "And! And, the Mega-Gem goes forward in time but the Anti-Mega-Gem is reversed chronologically so it goes through time backwards" Rabbi told them. "I mean it's not that hard the anti-mega-gem is another version of the mega gem that went through a machine that makes stuff move backwards in time. So we are going to have to use whats called a "temporal pincer movement"." Sonic groned "Arrgg brain hurt" Rabbi droned on "all that is it's like when you go back in time, and theres you in the other time and you're doing stuff while you (past) is doing other stuff. But you can't run into each other or it will blow up the universe. It's like in furry back to the future 2. " "Oh okay " said Tails "how do we go back in time" Rabbi hands tails a book about the Time Stones "ah ha on Little Planet!" (tails said) "Cool " went Sonic "Bouncing off stuff and stealing rocks thats my kinda jam. J'eah!" They are about to leave when "Hold up! '" said Rabbi "I was bored out here so I designed a robot based on my Sonic stuff. I call it, Metal Sonic" A Metal Sonic flies in. WHOOSH! "BEEP BEEP I AM METAL SONIC WAY PAST COOL JAM AND PEANUT BUTTTER HEY HO LETS GO" droned the robot. "Woah cool" said Sonic "A robot friend. Past cool!" The 3 juice and jam off to little planet. ---- LITTLE PLENT Sonic Tails and Metal Sonic arrive at little planet. They had many exciting adventures as they went through the zones that are in Sonic CD but will not be described here and eventually they reach the castle of the timestones. CASTLE There was agigantec battle with many robots of all sorts, sonic and tails fought the usual way but Metal Sonic was very helpful with missile launches and machine guns. Sonic hi fived his new robot pal. They walk into the throne room and see... Amy Rose and Geoffrey St John! "halt who goes there" screeched amy at the top of her lungs "I am Queen Amy Rose of Little Planet!" "Ba-ha-hafa-ha-ha!" Geoffrey Chotled "Oh luv it's just that buffooon from the toilet factory and some other yobbos. " "Who you calling some weird british word, JERK WEED!" Tails spat "YO BABY " droned Metal Sonic "WE CHILL PAST COOL NEED THE TIME STONES FOR A MONDO CRITICAL MISSION JEEYEAH ITS GONNA COOL PAST IT WAY WAY" Amy slobbered "Oooh who's that guy! He's SMOKIN! You can stay, stinky toilet hog and fox kid have to die though." "err " Geoff mewed "I'm not comfortable with him being in our relationship lubv" Well SHUT UP AND KILL THEIR BUTT THEN!! ARRG!!" scremed Amy at Geoff. Tails does ninja moves. Goeff said "Ah ha you know martial arts. Let's see how you fight against the style of the FURRY SAS!" HOWEE CHEOOHO HSPAK SPAK PUNCH BOPWOE Jb!!! Geofff got knocked out. "Patheic!" spit Amy She ran at the hedgehog and metal mhedgehog with her piko piko hammer! WHACK WAHAK! Sonic's skull gets crushed! "Ugh!" coughed Sonic Metal Sonic shot a missile right in Amy's face! KAPOW! ""oh no my hare is frizzled!! GEOFFREY KILL THEM!!" Geoff gets up and kicks Sonic in the nuts! BAM!! "ooooooooF!" yells Sonic Then he does the split punch and punched Metal Sonic in the nads! BANG! "OWWW MY HAND!! wept Geoffrey. Metal Sonic burns his face off with a FLAME THROWSER!! SIZzLE! "arrrg!" said Geoff Tails pulls out dual slegehammers and attacks Amy! KLANG KLANG KLANG they hammer fight. But Geoffrey St John jumps up and cuts off MEtal Sonic's arm with his light sabre! "DAMAGE! DAMAGE!! BOP BEEP BOOP!" drones Metal Sonic in pain. Goeff jams it right into Metal Snonic body!! "OH NO OH NO " he droned "No not Metal Sonic" sonic cried and buzzsawed Geoffreys legs off. "COUGH HACK!" wend Geoffrey. Blood was everywhere. "NOOO JEFFY WEFFY!" wept Amy. Distracted, Taild bashes her with the sledgehammer, she's down! "Give up" sonic yelled in Geoffs face :You must give us the time stones!" "Ha ha.." Geoff laughed "Touche, SOno. Did you not think Quickdraw Geoff was faster than you! Ha ha...I have armed a nuke that will blow up little planet and it will explode in 10 seconds. Before you even got here HA HA HA!" He made finger guns "peew pew pew" then died. "oh no we are dead!" Sonic moaned sadly. "NO PROB BOB I GOT IT. SCANNING. NUKE DETECTED" Metal Sonic droned then turned into a drill and went through the florr. He flew up carriying a nuclear bomb and flew off into space. "NOOO METAL SONIC!" Sonic wept in tears. Tails comforted Sonic "Yo bro its cool to cry it helps to cope with the loss and stuff" "I heard that somewhere" said Tails "Don't remember exactly..." "Whu huh? " blurted sonic "mondo Deja vu..." ------- A FEW SECONDS LATER "SURPRISE MOTHERFOCKER!" bellowed Amy wearing the cybersuit. She shot em with lasers" "ow ow ow!" said Sonic "ow!" Tails said "Yo Sonic i got the time stones !" "Cool " sad Sonic "But first we gotta kill amy!" Tails picks up the light saber. SHOOM! Amy loads te missle launched "COME ON WIMPHOG!" Sonic and Tails fight cyber-Amy in an epic battle , sonic tries to run around and shoot her with an RPG, the castle blows up and they are outside but Amy had them at the edge of a cliff! "Now time to die!" she yells and kicks Tails off the edge. "Nooo!" "Now you Sonic the toilet bowel hog!" Amy raged. But then Amy was sad "Huh...I ... don't want to kill Sonic....but ... why???" Amy cries a single tear "The...fock?? " she said "Yo amy girl" said Sonic you are not evil it's Ken Penders..." Tails flew up and chucked his light saber right through Amy. "AYEEEE!" she yellerd, fell over, blew up. "Ha ha" said Tails "I could fly so It didn't matter I fell off the cliff!" "Tails!" Sonic shouted "Why'd you do that to amy! She's not eviel!" Burnt Amy coughed and gave the thumbs up "now get outta here losers before i change my mind and kill your butts" "see just the cybersuit blew up" said Tails "ok said sonic" Tails sets the chronometer on his phone and they use the timestones to zap back in time. ------ The year 3235 ENDGAME DAY Sonic and Tails fall into robotropolis. CRASH! Right into a dumpter. Tails explained "K Sonic now we have to do all the same stuff that's in the Sonic comic book. You gotta get to Dr Quack's lab where he is making the MEGA-GEM ." Sonic asked "Hey how come all the stuff is back to normal?" Tails "Because we went back into time before the SWuper Genesis Wave ocured" "OK cool I will penut and jam over to the lab and get the ol' mega-gem" "Remember not to touch yourself" Tails warned him. "yeah no sweet lil bro " said sonic as he sees Sally climbing down a building on a rope! "WOAH DUDE I GOTTA SAVE SALLY GIRL!!" SONIC yelled. And ran off very fast. ------- The building The rope was cut by...SONIC!? But SONIC ran underneath Sally and ... LAST MINUTE CATCH!!! Sally was saved! "oooh thank you sonic" she said and kissed Sonic! "Aw gee it was nothin sal" said SOnic who had strange feeling for the girl he neve met? "No time to Explain sal? " sonic said as he dumped her on the ground "GOTTA JUICE!" Sonic ran up the side of the building and pulled the head off the Sonic with a knife who cut Sallys rope. It was Hershey the Car! "Yeah I knew it was you Hersh" said Sonic "You didn't try to kill Snively it was Princess Sally! This mask is an illusion by Robotnik" "Oh no!" said Hershey But Ken Penders was watching this through binoculars! "Grr!" he growled "That hedgehog ruined my plan how did he know?! Now for the backup plan !" Ken pulls out a gaint SWAT MISEL LAUNCHER and launches a missile at the Freedom fighters, who were also watching sonic. Antoinne yelled 'SACRE BLUE CHEESE AH NO NO LE BIG MISSEL IS LE INCOMING AT US OH NON NON !! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOING aAIIEEE! LE TABERNAC!" Rotos smacks him "Pull yoursrelf to gether man!" he commanded "We gotta get outta here" Sonic runs up and buzzsaws the missile in half! Then escapes the explosion just in time!'" "Yay sonic lcap clap clap!" said the freedom FIGHTERS!". "Let's all go back to knothole, the mission is a success" Sonic said "No prob dudes I am in the control room fighting robotnik right now!" "What?" said original universe Tails. "Just too fast lil bro haha" Sonic told him. Dulcy crashed into the side of the building "DUUHH!" "Hahaha Dulcy you always do that" said Sonic Then he had a flashback! "Huh how do I know that???" "Woah dude" said Sonic The freedom fighters got on dulcy to fly back to Knothole but Dr Quack went on foot. Sonic confronted hi! "Not so fast Doc!" Sonic alerted him "I know you're working with Snively" "QUAckk wuaackk quuaack?? " quacked Quack "How did you know that waaakk wwauuuuack??" "Yo doc dont stretch your brain but this is the ol' temporal pincer movement, you dig? " sanic Said "I know whats goin on and we're gonna get you ol' family outta Snively's jail, but first I need to get the ol' MEGA-GEM from your lab?" "Quuackk wuuack! Nobody knows about the gem i'm making quaack! You must be frm the future QUACK WAUUUACK!" said Quck. Dr Quack got in Sonic's backpack and they run back to Knothol,.e. ----- KNOTHOLE BVILLAE Sonic runs in at about fifty million mph and stops, fliging the Dr Quack out of his backpack into a wall, right through the wall of the hut. KERRASSHH! "hey " said Rotor "He destroyed the wall of my hut! Watchs where you're going dude!" Geoffrey St John runs up to Sonic "Bloody good jobo Sonic! I say man! Good show! Nice work catching Princess Sally I'd say you were quick on the draw mate!" "Shut up Geoff" Sonic spit "Don't get any ideas about quick drawing on aSally if you know what I mean?" "Huh?!" said Geoffry "How would you know..." "Jsut go kill the king he is a robot. No time to explain" sonic ran off. DR QUACK'S LAB Sonic runs into the lab and sees the red MEGA-GEM! "Here it is Sonic" said Dr Quack getting it out of the machine "Just take it from my hand QUACK QUUAACK....URKKK! WUUURKK WAUCKK I'M DEAD QUUACCK!!" A webbed foot was inside Dr Quack's head , then reversed backwards and ... Dr Quack was standing there! The other Dr Quack said "BLAHBLAHBLABhbLBLAH!" Sonic thought, huh? Sonic grabs the gem! Then Geoffrey St John already kicked him in the head, and sonic flew through a shelf of glass beakers SKEERUNCH! "What the fock is going on?!" sonic thought. Geoffrey St John and Dr Quakc were fighting Sonic with backwards kung fu! Sonic tried to attack but it's no use, they blocked all his moves before he did them?! "Mondo uncool these dude are input reading me!" Sonic groaned. "Wait they must have reversed the polatiry, they are backwards in time!:" Sonic turned on the backwards speech app on his phone. "Yo Dr Quack are you stupid you can't kill yourself in the past BIRD BRAIN!" sonic screeched. "QUACK QWUACK! HA HA!" laughed Dr Quack "He is the only one who can dstop me from having both MEGA-GEMS and taking over the planet! HAHA QUAACK QWUACCK!" A Sonic boom went backwards through Sonic and Geoff caught it! ARRGH! KRASH. Sonic fell over. "Yo Geoff dude I thought we weren't fighting because you don't think I killed Sally!" sonic said. "Ha ha Sono, you pathetic little blue buffoon. You killed me in the future and now I will have my revenge!" Geoff laughed. "I'm always quicker on the draw pewpewpewpepw hahaha!" "wait a minute that duck" sonic thought "Dr Quack!" he said "You were on tteh alien ship, the aliens zapped your brain with the ol' mind alterine lazer!" "QUAACXK you fool " . Quack spewed "It was always my ambition to take over planets! Now ... face the power of the ANTI-MEGA-GEM!!" "ICE BEAMM!!!" peewww! Sonic narrowldy avoids a beam of ice coming from the blue anti-mega-gem quack was holding. "So yo ugot the ol' anti-mega-geM!" sonic explained "Somehow you have a machine that can reverse the polatirity of your time flow...maybe the Xorda had one" "QUACK QUACK YES!" said Quack "With my foreknowledge of the future I will take over all planets QUAACK QUUACCK QUAAACK!" "Oh yeah well eat some MEGA GEM!! AHHH!" SOnic yelled and show quack with a fire lazer coming from the MEGA-GEM!!! Quakc shoots the blue ICE LAZER at it! Both beams collide and sonic is being frozen while Quack is toasted!! Geoffrey St John sticks his light saber between the 2 beams and Sonic and Quack go flying with a huge KAPOW they are bloewn back 500 ft! ---- OUTSIDE Sonic crashes thorugh the wall but Quack and Geoffry are running after him / "Oh yeah" thinks Sonic "we'll just do the ol reverse psycologoy." Sonic runs backwards! They go through town knocking over fruit carts and paint cans. "Hey y'all watch it" said Bunnie Sonic is about to crossthe bridge when IT EXPLODES WITH A HUGE KERBLAMO! Sonic just jumped it. Quack and Geofrrey ge to the bridge, it unexplodes, then another Quack and Geoff plant a bomb on it? "Woah man this temporan pincer is too much ffor the ol hedgehog brain" sonic warbled. SOnic is quished by Dulcys fatbutt!! "Oh no!" sonic meeped. A reverse tree had fell on Dulcys head, then it unfell and Dulcy got back up "DUH WHA?" said Dulcy as her brain tried to work. Sonic kept running and he ran backwards through a loop. "It always works!" thought sonic, that is until quack and Geff ran fast and got through the loop. "Oh fock what do I do now?" Sonic said "Reverse time makes them run fast too?!" Sonic ran to an intersection where Geoffrey and Dr Quack got run over by a backwards driving pickup truck. Being driven by Tails! KER-SPLAT!! As the truck zooms away Tails flies in pulls out his 9mm pistol and double taps the bodies in the head. "They are dead now" said Tails "WAAHUHUH!? Soinic blurbled. "well ya see Sonic " Tails scientifically explained "I got in dr quacks time reverser and saw everything that happened then i did a tempral pincer on them with that truck. Now I'll be back in 10 minutes because I have to go do all the stuff I do in the future" "Ogg" said Sonic ------ 10 MINUTES LATER Sonic said "All right now we got both gems lets do it to it!" Sonic slams both gems together! BOOM SHAKA LAKA! Yelled Sonic, as nothing happens. "Huh what gives?" sonic mumbled "No sonic we need to use the large hardron collider" Tails told him. "Wheres whatever that is" soni c inquired. "It's in the very distant past back when Mobius was Earth" Huh BEEP BOOP SHABOOM Tails hits buttons and They zap in time again ------- GREEN HILLS MONTATNA THUD!! HONK HONK BEEP! Sonic and tails land in the middle of a busy highway, a truck is about to hit them! Thinking fast sonic spinblades it in half, it explosed! boom! a bunch of other cars crash and fly in the air! HUGE EXPLOSION!!! But then sonic sees "SONIC?!?" blurted out Sonic As he sees another Sonic being chased by a young Dr Robotnik. "Nyah nyah can't catch me nyah nyah" taunted other sonic. ZOOM VROOMITY VROOOM! They speed off as Robotnik chases him in the Robo machine with the wrecking ball. But now a few thousand SWAT bots are surrounding sonic and tails! BAWOOM! VROOM! A car zooms in. An orange ford mustang with DAVEYKINS on the license plate. BOM BOOM BOOM BOO BM BOOM BOOM!! The driver shoots a bunch of bots with his SUPER SHOT GUN!!! Window rolls down "Get in the phrackin car if 'yall wana live" said the Man. ---- CAR CHASE SCENE A man with a robot arm is driving while shooting swat bots with the shot gun. He hits the cars hydraulicss and they jump over a pile of cars while hbeing chased be one hundred million hover-drones! BOOMBOOMBOOM missiles explodes everywhere blowing up the road. An exciting car chase takes place. While he s driving the man says "Boy i'm glad I caught up with y'all." "Uh who are you again" asked SOnic "It's me Davey Krockett Kintobor!" said the man "You know, Davey-Kins? David Gonterman!" He drives the car off the overpass and they land in a gas station and drive out as bots blow it up in a massive fireball. BOUUUF! "Nope" replied Sonic "Oh man I knew things was phracked up again" Davey moaned. Tails interjects "Well you see Ken Penders did a super genesis wave ....*detailed explanation* .... and that's how we got here" The car drives through oncoming traffic while bots launch missiles and shoot bulcan cannons blowing up tons of cars. "Phrackin' ken penders" Davey spat "I knew it was him !" Hover bots shoot missile at a skyscraper and it collapses missing the car by hjalf an inch! "Mondo close shave" said Sonic The drive thru the library books and people fly everytwhere. "So anyways: said David "after I got back to earth fdrom my adventures on Mobius you, well not you, appeared here. And the other sonic doesnt know about me either. Now my evil dad Robotnik is trying to take over the planet by stealing other you's Sonic powers" "Uhh cool" said SoNic. 'Yeah its complicated but the point being that phrackin super genesis wave must have oepned portals to multiple universes" "Oh phock that sounds bad" murbled Sonic. They drive through a mall as a SWAT missile hits it reducing it to an smoking crater. "yeah it probably is " said Davey "The Large Hadron Collider (authors note: form now on i will just type LHC) is in switzerland so to get there you'll need some kinda jet. Robotnik has a turbo jet if you could steal it you can fly there super sonic fast." Sonic said "Way past , now lemme take care of these bots before they do any more damage" Sonic jumps out of the car runs around the bots making a huge toradano he dumps all the bots in the ocean. Sonic jumps back in. "Past cool" sonic Said. "Yeah way past now lets get back to Foxfire Studio we will need the hoverbikes" said David ------ FOXFIRE STUDIO The Garage The drive in and see Johnny Briz (mouse) "Haha hi fellas" said Johnny "Yo JB" said Davey "we can't stay gotta juice and jam on teh hoverbikes" "Ha ha OH BOY!" said Johnny "Cool bikes!" said Tails "I've never seen anything like it!" "Really you showed me how to repair these thing. Man sheeyit is real wonkey." said Davey Sonic jumps on the bike a starts it "OOHH YEAH WONKY JUICING JAM TIME!!" VROOOM! Sonic drives backwards destroying David Gontermans house! KABLAMMM "Oops" said sonic he puts it in forward gear and drives off. ------ ROBOTNIKS SECRET AIR BASE The gang zooms in on the hoverbikes and jumps off in midair with sonic hover spindashing guys, tails flys around shooting robots with the chaingun and davey uses his jetpack and kills bots with a shot gun. A massive batle takes place but eventually they finish off most of robotniks army. Robotnik jumps out of his hover and lands on the ground! "ooohh well look who it is My son David Gonterman and brought me sonic!" said Robotnik "Finally youre ready to help me take over the world!" "Fat chance buttbran" David said and the exact moment of shooting robotnik in the head with the shotgun. Robotniks energy sheild blocked it. BOING! "Alllllrighty then so you're still gonna be like that HUH!? " said Robotnik "Well youre not my son I made a real son ! Come out here Tankie" Robotnik flies away on jet boots and a massive TANK MACHINE busrts though the wall !! "Hes a prototype robot I made out of a tank, I call him, THE TANK BOT!" Tank Bot droned "DROOONE AWAITING ORDERS" Robotnik said "Kill the dumbass and capture those animals!" Tankbot drones "OKAY DADDY" "aww " said Robotnu "I love you tankie wankie" Tankbot activates all weapons! BOOOM BOOM BAAM A huge fight takes place! Tails tries to grab a missle but it pins him to a wall and blows up! Tank bot runs over david gonterman! Sonic runs around but the bot shoots at him! Sonic runs up a wall but Tankbot stops in front of the wall and shoots the acid gun at sonic. "Oh man we got no way to beat this metal head" said Sniic, But another sonic runs in! "Hey guys woah I though thered' be more robots here woah, hey there, me? hmm that's weird hey robot guy cant catch me hahaha!" Sonic spindashed the tank bot, then Sonic spin dash es the tank bot. Yes that's 2 sonics. And they power up and do DOUBLE MEGASONICSPINATTACK!!!! WHAAAM! SHHABALAMMOOOO!! TANK BOT EXPLODES!!! "BEEP BEEP DEAD" drones tankbot "FFFFFOCK!" screamed Robotnik "oh well I'll build another one some time. Hmm well a hedgehog who is stupid look up" Sonic looks up. A bubble machine is dropped on him, hes trabbed! "Llllike a glove mwahahaha!" Robotnik gigles. "Now I will drain your energy into my ULTIMATtE ROBO MACHINE bwahwahaha!" ZZZAAP!! Sonic is getting zapped! "Haha I'm a genious! " Robotnik giddily chortles "Theyre going to give me a nobel prize, no i'll have my own TV show ! Thats what I always wanted to do!" Robotnik dances around "Doo doo doo doo yeah doo doo! My show, it's the me show starring me doo doo yeah!" Robotnik sings. "They'll see my real talen as a TV entertainer!" Robotnik does pelvic thrusts "SSSSSSMOKIN!!!" As he is doing this Sonic runs up behing him, does a spin tornado launches him in the air so high he almost goes to space he falls down on his head. WABOOM! "Urk!" said Robotnik Sonic busts oopen the bubble other sonic is free but Robotnik gets in the GIANT ROBO ROBOTNIK! An intense battle breaks out but the robot is no match for 2 sonics, it blows up but Robotnik escapes. "danm" said Davey Kins "I'll get him next time but I still gotta get my bag of rings!" said Sonic Sonic said "Yo dude I'm past cool." Sonic said "I agree Hi 5 bro" Tails screams 'NOOOOOOOOOO IF YOU TOUCH SONIC YOU WILL " Both sonics 5 hi and.. SHHHHEBBLLAAMMMMMM Oh wait nothing happened. Sonic said "It's okay tails we're wearing gloves ahahahaha!" "Phew" said tails. ------ RUNWAY DAvid punches the window out of the plane and hacks it with the usb cable on his phone "ready for takeoff! " he said "Way cool but I don't know how to fly a plane" said Sonic "It's easy. Just think inverted joystick controls. Down goezs up, up goes down" Davey taught him. "All right do it to it!" Sonic punches the start button "Eeep!" yerfed Tails. BAZZOOM!! The plane takes off towards switzerland! "All right Sonic" said David to the other Sonic "Let's kick Robuttnik's phrackin' ass and get your rings back." "Right on!" said Sonic "Hey that hoverbike is pretty fast, you wanna race?" "Phrackin' A" said Davey "I beat the other universe sonic on this hog once, let's ride. YEEHAW!" They both zoom off at hypersonic speed into new David Gonterman/Sonic adventures, but meanwhile... ---- THE OCEAN Sonic and tails fly the plane but robotnik's air force bot army attacks! An exciting shoot em up air battle ! Sonic defeats the enemy bots and the mothership then they get to... ----- GENEVA SWITZERLAND Tails looks at the map. "Google says this is CERN headquarters but the LHC is, huh, underground?! How do we get to it?" Sonic had an idea. "Yo yo hold on Tails this is the ol fancy flyin" Sonic flies the plane straight down and hits the afterburners! MACH 3 INTO THE GROUND!! Tails screams "OOOOHH SHHHHIIII---" -------- KABOOOOOMM!!! THE PLANE CRASHES THROUGH THE CEILING OF THE LHC BASE!!!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" screamed TAILS!!! Sonic said "Told ya jit would work. Too cool, too cool." "yeah" said Sonic He jumps out of the mangled plane and sees Silver the very old hedgehog. "Ah you have finally arrived" gasped Silver in shcok. Espio the Chameleon appeared. "Took you long enough" "Whatever rhino dude" said Sonic "I got the mega gems now it's time for the ol deus ex machina." Silver put the gems in the machine. "WAIT!" yelled tails running in. "I gotta use the time stones for a second." SHWOOP! Tails went into a time portal. 1 second later he came back "Okay I'm done" said Tails. Espio cautioned Sonic "Warning, the anti super genesis wave is unpredicatable. Your adventure may not be over yet, you could be taken to a spot in the timeline that was broken by the genesis wave." Sonic said "no problemo that sort of thing is my jam. Juice me SIlver bro" Silver turns on the machine SNORT HONKA FOOM!!! THE MEGA GEMS ARE ACCELLERATED TO 9999999999999999999999 MPH THEY COLLIDE AND...>...... ---- THE ROBOTIC CRYSTAL MINE The Day of the Final Battle All the freedom fighters and robots are laying on the ground, Sonic and Robotnik have finished the final battle and the giant dragon beast CHAOS is about to drill into the core of mobius! Sonic's memory came back. "woah woah gotta juicy jam fast" Sonic thinks "RAAAAOOOOORRR!" screamed the mighty beast. Sonic looks at Sonic. "yo me" said Sonic "We gotta stop this thing!" Sonic said "How do we do that, my way past cool hog?" "Uhh " stuttered Sonic. Then he had a plan. Sonic threw the MEGA-GEM to Sonic. "yo man got a power ring?" "Yeah" said Sonic he throws Sonic the power ring. "Cool" Sonic said. The beast is drilling to the core of the planet. Sonic yelled "We gotta juice past warp speed and slam jam the MEGA GEMS together." "J'yeah, now that's what I call a plan. Do it to it! " Sonic and Sonic zoom down the hole. They are at the molten core of mobius. "Yo dragon face!" Sonic yelled "You hungry?" "ROOAAAGHGHHGH!!: answered CHAOS. Other Sonic said how about some.... Both Sonics use power rings turning into super sonics! "PEANUT BUTTER!!!" Sonic yelled "AND JAM!!!" Sonic yelled (other) Both Sonics cause a sonic boom smashing into each other !!! WAAAABOOOOOAAAAOOOOOMMM !!!! MOBIUS EXPLODES AND THEY ALL DIE!!! But! At the exact same time! Mobius UN-EXPLODES!!! -------- CRYSTAL MINE All the furries and robots get up. Only one Sonic was remaining, holding teh anti-mega-gen. "What the fock just happened?" asked Robotnik "ha ha" mocked Sonic "looks like the final battle is cancelled Egg-head." "D'oh" said Robotnik "Well time to go home" All the bots and furries start leaving. Robotnik shook his fist at Sonic "I'll get you next time hedgehog! Next time! Mwhahaha!" "Fat chance RO-BUTT-NIK!!" Sonic insulted at him. "GRRR.." rbotonik screamed "I HATE IT WHEN HE CALLS ME THAT!!! HATE IT!! HAAATEE ITTTT!!!" "Yes we know sir" said Snively. "grr!" said Robotnik walking out. ------ KNOTHOLE Back at knothole there was a huge party the animals danced and Chris Petrucci played Green Day as usual. "I hope you had the time of your life" he sang. Sonic said "That was a crazy way to stop the chaos beast, now that's what i call a walking contradiction!" Everybody lauched then Chris plays Walking Contradiction by Greenday. Then Sally somberly walked over to Tails and said "Tails, your uncle rabbi wanted you to have this" she handed him the box of Rabbi Prower's jewish stuff. "Oh.....ok" said very sad Tails. (note: rabbi prower is dead, see sonic fights robotnik 6) ------ TAILS HUT Tails looks through the box of stuff and sees a letter he reads it "Hello Tails! It sucks that I am dead in the future but I did what you asked and told you how to find the anti mega gem. Now remember to hide it in the exact same spot where you found it so you can find it in the past " "HUH!?" said Tails. He sort of remembered some stuff then flew back to the party zone. ---- KNOTHOLE PARTY Animals danced and sonic jumps on the stage and takes the guitar from Chris! "HEY!" said Chris "Yo Chris P, that Green Day is way cool but. I kinda feel like I was on a mondo crazy time travel adventure so let's do a song about time travel. Yo Rote and Antoine you know Huey Lewis and the news?" "Oui oui " antoine said in frecnch. "a one 2 3!" sonic said. The band plays "power of Love" sonic sings Yeah the power of love is way past cool! Hedgehog jucin in time to stop the ken penders fool! Goota get the mega gems and do a time paradox way cool Yeah temporal pincer movement is what i learn in school We don't need chili dogs! We don't needs rings! Yeah just need the power of love , yo sal, you are beutiful lets have cybersex tooniiitteee! Rosie woodchuck said "Terrible!" and threw a flowerpot at the band. Sonic ducks but kept going with the wonky jam. Tails took the anti-mega-gem "yo sonic i need to borrow this" said Tails "Cool said Sonic" ----------- A FEW WEEKS LATER Tails got back from a long journey with many adventures where he buried the anti-mega-gem in the ice cave so it would go back in time to when they had to fight Dr. Quack. (see Sonic fights Robotnik 4) "Wow what an adventure" he said "Sounds way past cool tails you'll have to tell me about it sometime" said Sonic Tails asked sonic "Hey Sonic, if nothing was resolved by the big battle with robotnik that means we have to fight him again right?" "You know it lil bro" said Sonic "This will be the seventh time we fought him and for some reason I feel like we already did that twice." said Tails said, confused. "Yeah bro but it's better than the planet blowing up and we all die" said SOnic. "Yeah I guess so " said Tails "Do you rememeber anything about the time travel stuff we did?" "Nah I forgot" sonic shrugged "Cool" said Tails "Wanna watch furry beavis and butthead?" "Ok " sonic Sonic So they watched TV and forgot a bunch of stuff THE END -------- EPILOGUE PART I Sometime in a nother time.. Ken Penders and Sonic made up after the battle with Packbell and Ken Teleports back to earth... OR DID HE? Ken teleports away into a ..dark room? "Huh whats this?!" spouted Ken fearfully. A light came on and Tails was in the room holding Uncle Bob's Triple Barrel shotgun. "THIS ISN'T EARTH!" Ken screamed "Yeah it's the ROOM OF DEATH" Tails snareled. Tails shoots Kens head off with the shotgun! KKASPLOOSH!! THen unloads the rest of the shells into ken's stupid body! HAHAHA Tails winks at the camera then goes back in the time poertal. "Oh that's what he was doing" said the cameraman EPILOGUE PART II On a dark day... A hooded firgure is standing and another cloaked person jumps into the scene. "So...it appears Ken Penders has failed...but the dimensions must merge" said a mysterious woman The other person says "We don't need him mother. This time I'll do it myself" He pulls off his hood to reveal he's a hedgehog-pikachu. SONICHU!?!?!?!?!??!