Subject: STORY: Sonic Fights Robotnik From: sonfan@nomail.com (SONIC FAN) Date: Wed, Jun 24, 1998 20:51 EDT Message-id: ATTENTION: This is a good story so no bad coments please! Author's notes.. Lord of PEZ is awsome! Vote NO on Ken Penders! End of Author's notes. Now onto the stroy! SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK By SONICFAN Sonics best adventure yet! It was a brite midday morning in KnotHole Forrest. The animals were doing things like they usually do. Rotor was cleaning up the sprokets Bunny was repainting the huts and Tails wasx fighting stuffed bots with kung-fu. Sonic was in his hut drinking a Mountian Due and watching TV. Furry Beavis and Butthead was on. "It's like beavis and butthead but beavis is a rat and butthead is a dog" Sonic says to the reader. Antoinee was in his house jamming to Greenday. Just out of nowhere rotor jumps into the room! Sonic looked around his hut. "Sonic!@" saidrotor. "Look out a SWAT-missel is going to hit you!" Sonic said "WHA?" and loooked out the window. A swat missel was going to hit him! He jumped out of the hut and ran around the missel. Soon it smashed into a tree and blew into a million peices. "Woah close one dude but I made it ok" he said (sonic) ROtor said "Bye" and left. [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Meanwhile in Robotroptolis Grr said Robotnik. "I hate it when missel misses!" he said, also "THis is your fault!" he said to Snively. "no no sir!" he replied! "Packbell" "Yes sir?" "Kill sonic because snively is too dumb to be able too!" "Yes sir" "What a fat" said snively, under his voice. [][][][][][][][][][][][][] 3 or four days later back at knothole Sonic is chatting with Sally on IRC I luv u sal ;) Awww ;) no ;p you are buetiful ok we ave cybersex JUST THEN ROTOR BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY! Rotor: Sonic look out we are under attack by 1000000 SWAT BOTS! Sonic: Ok i got it covered Sonic runs to the bots "Yo dudes whats up?" Swat bots: DRRRROOOONE, WE KILL HEDGEHOG #1 PRIRORITY Sonic said "You drone alot bots" Just then Sonic spinned around and around killing half the bots. The other half tried to shoot him but sonic pulled out a power ring and turned into super sonic easily killing the rest with no effort. "well" said sonic "looks like 0 to me hmmmm your counting is bad Rote" Sonic goes back to watching TV Robotik appears on the TV! "Hello my name is Dr. Robotnik I have taken over the TV station no one can stop me ha ha ha ha." "No way Fatnick! Let's get ready to rock!" said sonic Sonic was talking to Sally "We gotta stop Robotnuk!" Tails says "Can I go too Sally?" Sally said "No you are too little robotnik and his bots would kill you or robotosize you" -----WARNING if you are offended you should not read this neck part---------- "FOCK YOU SALLY!!!!!!!!!!!" SCREMED tails --------Ok kids you can look now :)---------- Sally kicked Tails "BAd Tails don't say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tails said "I am mad now I hate you!" Sonic said "oh no but we have to stop Robotnick's TV plan! Let's go!!!!!!" [[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Sonic was at the Tv station fighting bots that were jumping off the antenna. Tank-bot attacked towards sonic. Sonic jumped flipped and spun in the air but tank bot was too fast. Just then sonic ran up the wall and tank bot hit the wall. SOnic laughted at the funniness of this. Then he went into the tv station Robotnick was there doing the robotnik show "Dooo doo doo this is tnhe robotnick show we will be pack arfter the messages doo doo doo BUY KEN PENDERS now back to the show doo do doo its the robotnick show our guest today is "SONIC????????????????????????????????????????" "Yes" said Sonic Sonic fought snively first. Armed with a laser gun snively shot at sonic but sonic beat him good. Next was packbell. He shot rockets at sonic but sonic jumped out of the way and kicked him down anyways. THen Robotnick hit the button. The lasers were aimed at the blue blur. They would kill him and his friends! What will happen next! Stay tuned for PART 2! Just kidding but sirousley tit's time fro a commerical brake. Wheel be right back (I hope) COmmercial Ken: Hello this is ken penders i hate sonic because i draw his comics. I really suck why dont i just kill sally BANG she died now i'll do a crossover of sonic and mR rogers ha ha ha ha ha i am evil. No back to the show, Sonic escaped a stickey situaton but there was more in store for our hero. RObotnick produced a bomb from his sleave. "Ha ha ha" said he. Sonic kicked robotnick knocking him out the window. The lardish doctor fell 5000 story's to his death. But as Tails later noted he was not really dead. Sonic ran out of the building just in time. The bombs fuse ended and.... SNAP CRACKLE POP! THE BOMB EXPLODES!!!! There goes our tv shows said sonc [[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Sonic and friends had to blow up the robotik crystal mine. "Y'all." said Bunny "these is soem weird crystals some of em are blue and some of em are red and some of em are green and some of em are purple and some of em are yellow. Some are squaree, otrhers are triangle. Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!" Just then they all gasped in horror. The biggest bot in the world suddenly appeared with its guns aimed at the freedom fighters. "Nooooo!" Antoinee quipped "Ze bot es BEEEEG!" SOnic and Sally attacked the bot. The bot blew up taking the mine with it. [[[[[[[]]]]]] Robotnik was watching this on camera. "That hedgehog is a walking contradiction" he said. Snively said nothing, neither did packbell andthen They all sing "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday [[[[[[[[[[5 years later]]]]]]]]]]]]]] It was the last battle with robotnick. All of mobiuses freedom fighters had gathered at Kothole to discuss the plan. "Here is the plan" said Princess Sally "We sneek into Robotropolis and sonic you fight the bots while we blow up the death egg" Sonic walked thrugh the woods with sally. "Umm sall what about that cybersex" [[[[[disco music]]]]]] bow-bow-chicka-bow-wowp-chika-chika-bow-bow Tails: Funky! (dances) disco fever! (sees sonic and sally) OoOopS!!! sorry The troupe arrived at robotopobis. They stormed the death egg. It was and exciting battle but the freedom fighters won in the end. Back at Knothole celebration was in order. They discussed how to fix the TV station and antoinne danced and Chis Petrucii sang the song of the Death Egg battle Sonic was on a mission dark to defeat the evil doctor but he beat him like he did and no one was asunder thunderrr... SONIC! SUPER SONIC! he is the hero of our day SONIC! SUPER SONIC! let's all say hooray lats all say hooray Bookshire wept at the heartstrung plucking of the guitar. Tails made up with sally and gave her a hug. Everything was A-OK. Just then 50 million missels, a million swat bots and the entre robo brigade were attacking Knothole. RObotnick showed up, holding the off button. Only he had the power to stop the attack. Sonic put on his cybersuit. Robotnik walked into rotors invention hut sonic followed behind him. They were both in the hut sonic attacked with fists of fury! POW! BANG! SHABOOM! BOOM! KABLAMO! [[[[[[]]]]]]]] [][][][][][][] "I hope you had the time of your liiiiiiiiife" sang Greenday. THE END Hope you liked my story! Sorry about any spelling errors.